𝗜 𝗔𝗰𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗕𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗮 𝗧𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗧𝗿𝗮𝘃𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗿'𝘀 𝗛𝗥 𝗠𝗮𝗻𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗿

[iblameloweffort]

My past self keeps filing complaints, my future self keeps creating problems, and some unnamed federal organization keeps requesting status updates. Yesterday Future Me said, "Don't trust the ducks." The agency immediately classified the information. Past Me started panicking. Meanwhile I'm stuck coordinating timelines like a middle manager in a company that shouldn't exist.

 

[Iamspace]

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