I accidentally cummed on my keyboard and it’s broken now

[Deleted member 21297]

Bro I was jerking off and busted a THICK GLOPPY NUT ANS IT TRAVELED SUPER FAR AND LANDED ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW THE DAMN THING DOESNT WORK!!!

 

[Deleted member 21297]

ok my keyboard has corrected itself overtime i _ust cant use one of my keys or my keyboard spazzes out

 

[Deleted member 17791]

You can shoot cum? My cum just leaks out.

 

[Deleted member 21297]

You can shoot cum? My cum just leaks out.

yea my cum shots can go several ft

 

[Deleted member 17791]

You should have licked it all up before it damaged your keyboard.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

yea my cum shots can go several ft

hot.


i i i mean, okay!

 

[SubSigma]

You can shoot cum? My cum just leaks out.

U should get that checked. Mine always shoots

 

[Adonis]

U should get that checked. Mine always shoots

Same tbh.
Sometimes it shoots so agressive that I need to clean up a lot of my wall and floor.

 

[Deleted member 17791]

U should get that checked. Mine always shoots

that's bad?

I also cum about a tea spoon.

 

[Deleted member 22126]

Jfl when i was 16 i covered my phone in a ziploc bag so i could cum over my oneitis pics

 

[chaddyboi66]

still feel the ghost pain of slipping on my silk robe and then hitting my face hard as fuck

my tooth still fucking hurts, lip still busted fuck me i wish i landed on my neck and it snapped in half

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[190cm90kg]

Jfl when i was 16 i covered my phone in a ziploc bag so i could cum over my oneitis pics

 

[chaddyboi66]

I accidentally cummed on my keyboard and it’s broken now​

Bro I was jerking off and busted a THICK GLOPPY NUT ANS IT TRAVELED SUPER FAR AND LANDED ON MY KEYBOARD AND NOW THE DAMN THING DOESNT WORK!!!

How were you even able to type out this thread then?

 

[Deleted member 21297]

How were you even able to type out this thread then?

Phone nigga