I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor but it hit my penis

[HexumReincarnated]

I was cooking last night, making some chicken breasts and i had spilled some soda on my pants, so I was cooking without pants on. I was moving some trays around and I accidentally dropped a chicken breast on the floor. But it hit my penis before it hit the floor. This morning my pp seems like it is inflamed and the peehole hurts if I touch it. Is it possible I got salmonella poisoning?

 

[SoundnVision]

The protein from the chicken got absorbed into your cock and it's gonna grow to 9x6 I would estimate

 

[HexumReincarnated]

The protein from the chicken got absorbed into your cock and it's gonna grow to 9x6 I would estimate

You are a saint i love you <3

 

[Final Fantasy]

why u cooking chicken fully naked

 

[HexumReincarnated]

why u cooking chicken fully naked

high t i saw it on face iq course

 

[lowestlowltn]

why u cooking chicken fully naked

too assert dominance on the kitchen

 

[HexumReincarnated]

bump

 

[jozsef316@gmail]

peehole hurts if I touch it