I accidentally licked my mom’s pussy

[Idontknowlol]

One late afternoon I come home from work and it's kind of dark in the house so I just go upstairs and walking down the hallway I see the shadow of someone laying in the bed in the spare bedroom. I turn and she just does the 'shhh' thing with her finger on her lips while spreading her legs. I can't really see her legs but I can tell they are opening up. I remember wondering how my girlfriend got in the house when no one was home, but whatever, I'm getting pussy. I got on my knees and crawled up between her legs and started doing my thing. I'd been eating my girlfriend's pussy a lot and was learning the taste changes somewhat an almost daily basis, but overall when she is fresh out of the shower pussy doesn't really have much of a taste. I think it's more the smell of the soap. Well I'm really lapping up her pussy, my arms under her legs, I'm hearing her breathing deeper and very quite. Girlfriend tended to have soft moans, maybe we're just being really quite today.

Here it comes. I'm doing the dog lap. The one where you coat your tongue with spit and lap her from the hole to the clit. Then while I'm slipping a finder in, it happens. "Oh fuck yes John, lick my pussy like that" John is my dad. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! I come up off that bed so fast I slipped off the edge and hit my knees on the floor. That hurt like a bitch and I still it feel the pain sometimes. I just go "Mom?" The room is dead quite, and dark. Again I go "Mom?" She just says "Give me a minute I'm really freaked out right now." Yeah me too. I get up and turn on the light. She tells me to turn off the light. I tell her I'm just going to go to the living room. She says that's a good idea.

What felt like an eternity later she comes down to the living room and she said to me "Do you want to pretend like this never happened?" That's fine by me. We never spoke of it again.

 

[ey88]

Bro what

 

[zerotohero]

Pornhub type shit.

 

[Deleted member 56968]

is she atleast hot?

 

[Deleted member 64428]

...and then I woke up from the dream, drenched In Sweat completely alone in a dark room knowing that I have no girlfriend, no job and no friends.

 

[MoggerGaston]

having sex with your mother (if she's hot) and sister is ideal.

 

[Deleted member 58755]

tales from the darkest depths of your gooner dungeon

 

[Deleted member 55437]

 

[ben132794]

One late afternoon I come home from work and it's kind of dark in the house so I just go upstairs and walking down the hallway I see the shadow of someone laying in the bed in the spare bedroom. I turn and she just does the 'shhh' thing with her finger on her lips while spreading her legs. I can't really see her legs but I can tell they are opening up. I remember wondering how my girlfriend got in the house when no one was home, but whatever, I'm getting pussy. I got on my knees and crawled up between her legs and started doing my thing. I'd been eating my girlfriend's pussy a lot and was learning the taste changes somewhat an almost daily basis, but overall when she is fresh out of the shower pussy doesn't really have much of a taste. I think it's more the smell of the soap. Well I'm really lapping up her pussy, my arms under her legs, I'm hearing her breathing deeper and very quite. Girlfriend tended to have soft moans, maybe we're just being really quite today.

Here it comes. I'm doing the dog lap. The one where you coat your tongue with spit and lap her from the hole to the clit. Then while I'm slipping a finder in, it happens. "Oh fuck yes John, lick my pussy like that" John is my dad. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! I come up off that bed so fast I slipped off the edge and hit my knees on the floor. That hurt like a bitch and I still it feel the pain sometimes. I just go "Mom?" The room is dead quite, and dark. Again I go "Mom?" She just says "Give me a minute I'm really freaked out right now." Yeah me too. I get up and turn on the light. She tells me to turn off the light. I tell her I'm just going to go to the living room. She says that's a good idea.

What felt like an eternity later she comes down to the living room and she said to me "Do you want to pretend like this never happened?" That's fine by me. We never spoke of it again.

W

 

[MarioTheGoat]

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

tales from the darkest depths of your gooner dungeon

 

[_Tigrim_]

 

[Deleted member 71543]

having sex with your mother (if she's hot) and sister is ideal.

Unpack this at the next therapy session

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

 

[ThraxxGlo]

The plot was straight from Brazzers

 

[MoggerGaston]

Unpack this at the next therapy session

My therapists already hate me. Its likely ill be thrown out of the ward on Tuesday

 

[Deleted member 71543]

My therapists already hate me. Its likely ill be thrown out of the ward on Tuesday

They will want to fuck you, I have seen it in porn

 

[carved]

One late afternoon I come home from work and it's kind of dark in the house so I just go upstairs and walking down the hallway I see the shadow of someone laying in the bed in the spare bedroom. I turn and she just does the 'shhh' thing with her finger on her lips while spreading her legs. I can't really see her legs but I can tell they are opening up. I remember wondering how my girlfriend got in the house when no one was home, but whatever, I'm getting pussy. I got on my knees and crawled up between her legs and started doing my thing. I'd been eating my girlfriend's pussy a lot and was learning the taste changes somewhat an almost daily basis, but overall when she is fresh out of the shower pussy doesn't really have much of a taste. I think it's more the smell of the soap. Well I'm really lapping up her pussy, my arms under her legs, I'm hearing her breathing deeper and very quite. Girlfriend tended to have soft moans, maybe we're just being really quite today.

Here it comes. I'm doing the dog lap. The one where you coat your tongue with spit and lap her from the hole to the clit. Then while I'm slipping a finder in, it happens. "Oh fuck yes John, lick my pussy like that" John is my dad. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! I come up off that bed so fast I slipped off the edge and hit my knees on the floor. That hurt like a bitch and I still it feel the pain sometimes. I just go "Mom?" The room is dead quite, and dark. Again I go "Mom?" She just says "Give me a minute I'm really freaked out right now." Yeah me too. I get up and turn on the light. She tells me to turn off the light. I tell her I'm just going to go to the living room. She says that's a good idea.

What felt like an eternity later she comes down to the living room and she said to me "Do you want to pretend like this never happened?" That's fine by me. We never spoke of it again.

 

[Hernan]

Anyone who didnt feel disgusted seek help.

 

[Yonee]

why did you not continue? couldve gotten the best head of your life from an experienced woman

 

[got.daim]

tldr?

 

[Seba]

Relatable

 

[Poopless One]

I accidentally raped people in a discord server

 

[Zangano1]

Ded srs

 

[Vermilioncore]

And somewhere else, John was fucking his sons girlfriend.

 

[comcept]

One late afternoon I come home from work and it's kind of dark in the house so I just go upstairs and walking down the hallway I see the shadow of someone laying in the bed in the spare bedroom. I turn and she just does the 'shhh' thing with her finger on her lips while spreading her legs. I can't really see her legs but I can tell they are opening up. I remember wondering how my girlfriend got in the house when no one was home, but whatever, I'm getting pussy. I got on my knees and crawled up between her legs and started doing my thing. I'd been eating my girlfriend's pussy a lot and was learning the taste changes somewhat an almost daily basis, but overall when she is fresh out of the shower pussy doesn't really have much of a taste. I think it's more the smell of the soap. Well I'm really lapping up her pussy, my arms under her legs, I'm hearing her breathing deeper and very quite. Girlfriend tended to have soft moans, maybe we're just being really quite today.

Here it comes. I'm doing the dog lap. The one where you coat your tongue with spit and lap her from the hole to the clit. Then while I'm slipping a finder in, it happens. "Oh fuck yes John, lick my pussy like that" John is my dad. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! I come up off that bed so fast I slipped off the edge and hit my knees on the floor. That hurt like a bitch and I still it feel the pain sometimes. I just go "Mom?" The room is dead quite, and dark. Again I go "Mom?" She just says "Give me a minute I'm really freaked out right now." Yeah me too. I get up and turn on the light. She tells me to turn off the light. I tell her I'm just going to go to the living room. She says that's a good idea.

What felt like an eternity later she comes down to the living room and she said to me "Do you want to pretend like this never happened?" That's fine by me. We never spoke of it again.

WTF IS THAT

 

[incel-at-heart]

One late afternoon I come home from work and it's kind of dark in the house so I just go upstairs and walking down the hallway I see the shadow of someone laying in the bed in the spare bedroom. I turn and she just does the 'shhh' thing with her finger on her lips while spreading her legs. I can't really see her legs but I can tell they are opening up. I remember wondering how my girlfriend got in the house when no one was home, but whatever, I'm getting pussy. I got on my knees and crawled up between her legs and started doing my thing. I'd been eating my girlfriend's pussy a lot and was learning the taste changes somewhat an almost daily basis, but overall when she is fresh out of the shower pussy doesn't really have much of a taste. I think it's more the smell of the soap. Well I'm really lapping up her pussy, my arms under her legs, I'm hearing her breathing deeper and very quite. Girlfriend tended to have soft moans, maybe we're just being really quite today.

Here it comes. I'm doing the dog lap. The one where you coat your tongue with spit and lap her from the hole to the clit. Then while I'm slipping a finder in, it happens. "Oh fuck yes John, lick my pussy like that" John is my dad. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! I come up off that bed so fast I slipped off the edge and hit my knees on the floor. That hurt like a bitch and I still it feel the pain sometimes. I just go "Mom?" The room is dead quite, and dark. Again I go "Mom?" She just says "Give me a minute I'm really freaked out right now." Yeah me too. I get up and turn on the light. She tells me to turn off the light. I tell her I'm just going to go to the living room. She says that's a good idea.

What felt like an eternity later she comes down to the living room and she said to me "Do you want to pretend like this never happened?" That's fine by me. We never spoke of it again.

Dad got cucked by his own son hotwife style, brutal

 

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[BrianMoserxx]

One late afternoon I come home from work and it's kind of dark in the house so I just go upstairs and walking down the hallway I see the shadow of someone laying in the bed in the spare bedroom. I turn and she just does the 'shhh' thing with her finger on her lips while spreading her legs. I can't really see her legs but I can tell they are opening up. I remember wondering how my girlfriend got in the house when no one was home, but whatever, I'm getting pussy. I got on my knees and crawled up between her legs and started doing my thing. I'd been eating my girlfriend's pussy a lot and was learning the taste changes somewhat an almost daily basis, but overall when she is fresh out of the shower pussy doesn't really have much of a taste. I think it's more the smell of the soap. Well I'm really lapping up her pussy, my arms under her legs, I'm hearing her breathing deeper and very quite. Girlfriend tended to have soft moans, maybe we're just being really quite today.

Here it comes. I'm doing the dog lap. The one where you coat your tongue with spit and lap her from the hole to the clit. Then while I'm slipping a finder in, it happens. "Oh fuck yes John, lick my pussy like that" John is my dad. WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!! I come up off that bed so fast I slipped off the edge and hit my knees on the floor. That hurt like a bitch and I still it feel the pain sometimes. I just go "Mom?" The room is dead quite, and dark. Again I go "Mom?" She just says "Give me a minute I'm really freaked out right now." Yeah me too. I get up and turn on the light. She tells me to turn off the light. I tell her I'm just going to go to the living room. She says that's a good idea.

What felt like an eternity later she comes down to the living room and she said to me "Do you want to pretend like this never happened?" That's fine by me. We never spoke of it again.

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