I accidentally touched a weird ass huge bug

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My hand was scratching and im like wtf is this man then i look and its a huge ass insect

I fucking shake my hand and throw it away

Im saying to myself no way i just fucking touched that shit barehand

Then i washed my hand with so much soap and like what
 
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Committed police brutality on that insect
 
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I’m scared of bugs
 
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You just touched another countryman.
 
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My hand was scratching and im like wtf is this man then i look and its a huge ass insect

I fucking shake my hand and throw it away

Im saying to myself no way i just fucking touched that shit barehand

Then i washed my hand with so much soap and like what
That's what elites will force you to eat in the near future. Should have cooked it and feasted.
 
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That's what elites will force you to eat in the near future. Should have cooked it and feasted.
Nope i would never. Would just commit suicide lol
 
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Id eat my own skin before I ate bugs
Besides that all the propaganda muh bugs are good for you is a obvious cope. They may be high protein but those are empty ones, they don't have many real nutrients as opposed to meat, eggs milk etc. Even protein powder would be more nutritious than bugs.
 
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My hand was scratching and im like wtf is this man then i look and its a huge ass insect

I fucking shake my hand and throw it away

Im saying to myself no way i just fucking touched that shit barehand

Then i washed my hand with so much soap and like what
if i even touched that hsit ill spring 50 meters high from the earth and start dancing just to make sure that shit isnt on my body anymore and yess il acutally jump 50m high even newton wont be able to fucking explain wtf i just did
 
Being afraid of bugs is giga high T trait I have it
 
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Besides that all the propaganda muh bugs are good for you is an obvious cope. They may be high protein but those are empty ones, they don't have many real nutrients as opposed to meat, eggs milk etc. Even protein powder would be more nutritious than bugs.
Can we kill (((them))) before they force us to eat bugs 🥀
 
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