i actually just lived a movie scene

[curryboy123]

i was going on a run today and i saw this car came up to me. the person driving rolled down the window. there were two girls in the back and a boy driving (all around my age). the dude driving said "hey bro, she thinks youre cute." obviously as a joke and to "impress" the girls with his amazing comedic skills (how is she gonna clearly see my face from that distance?)

one of the girls in the back started giggling and was like "omg no i didnt hahahhahahahaha."

so obviously me being the absolute gigachad i am, i respond with "hahahahaha bro you are so funny, you should be a comedian youre such a loser, why are the girls sitting in the back and not with you in the front? do they not like you or something?"

then he had a kind of pissed/embarrassed look on his face, the girls stopped laughing, and he rolled down the mirror and drove off. feels good to fuck over dumbasses

 

[Deleted member 439]

tales from the mumbai mental asylum

 

[alriodai]

this is the most autistic larp ive ever read in a while

 

[Albeacho]

i was going on a run today and i saw this car came up to me. the person driving rolled down the window. there were two girls in the back and a boy driving (all around my age). the dude driving said "hey bro, she thinks youre cute." obviously as a joke and to "impress" the girls with his amazing comedic skills (how is she gonna clearly see my face from that distance?)

one of the girls in the back started giggling and was like "omg no i didnt hahahhahahahaha."

so obviously me being the absolute gigachad i am, i respond with "hahahahaha bro you are so funny, you should be a comedian youre such a loser, why are the girls sitting in the back and not with you in the front? do they not like you or something?"

then he had a kind of pissed/embarrassed look on his face, the girls stopped laughing, and he rolled down the mirror and drove off. feels good to fuck over dumbasses

Did you pull this story straight out of your ass?

 

[Deleted member 11748]

then he had a kind of pissed/embarrassed look on his face, the girls stopped laughing, and he rolled down the mirror and drove off. feels good to fuck over dumbasses

 

[curryboy123]

this is the most autistic larp ive ever read in a while

anything for 100 rep but it actually did happen haha

 

[curryboy123]

Did you pull this story straight out of your ass?

nah 100% real...

 

[curryboy123]

tales from the mumbai mental asylum

im going insane bhaiiiiiiii

 

[fras]

 

[Deleted member 4019]

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