I almost fucking died today.

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I might. E on a suicide mission cuz today after training for 6 hrs straight and bloating myself up the whome time wiht water. I became very dizzy and my blood pressure went through the roof. I felt lots of chest pain and nausea. I was also confused. I am gonna stop gymming for couple days. Bloodoressure is back at baseline but i still feel badddd. Like when i am wrtingin this injust dont know what shapelning as if thisnis a dream. Lots of bloatd. I went from 72 to 101kg in just 2 weeks. 95 percent of gain is fucking water. I was so fucking sumb i wanted to test my limits so i overconsumed sodium and cialis . It gave me the best pump ever but uoly shit the bloodoressure was at a stroke level. I cant die before reaching chad. I am so ficking scared whime reading this. Ill go tomorrow for a nlood test and to the doc i wanna know of my cholsterol is high or nor and maybe my kidneys are fucked. I kight fucking die while insleep who knows if so this might be my last thread homt fuck i am so fucking scared etf have i dine. I am gonna take a break from everything if u dint hear frim me 3 days after this thread i might have died

I called my parents when i had heart paloitations and saw the high BP. They fucking yelled at me and they came to my home and monitored me it was a fucking disaster . Fuck me man.

I ordered dominos just now and i went half naked to greet the delivery worker it was an LTB who pooked cute she looked at me weirdly and gave me the pizza jfll. She was impressed tho. But she gave me that stare of ong u look so tryhard i agree i am the most tryhard human on earth.

I am such a fucking dumbass. I looked shredded tho. So if i die i wont die like a skinny bitch.

Funky out.
 

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are you retarded?
And why would you train for 6 hours straight?
 
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like cardio or just weightlifting or powerliftuing, and what were you eating during this time sounds like a shit ton of carbs i assume :feelshah:
 
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like cardio or just weightlifting or powerliftuing, and what were you eating during this time sounds like a shit ton of carbs i assume :feelshah:
Nah lots of salt only weights btw
 
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I might. E on a suicide mission cuz today after training for 6 hrs straight and bloating myself up the whome time wiht water. I became very dizzy and my blood pressure went through the roof. I felt lots of chest pain and nausea. I was also confused. I am gonna stop gymming for couple days. Bloodoressure is back at baseline but i still feel badddd. Like when i am wrtingin this injust dont know what shapelning as if thisnis a dream. Lots of bloatd. I went from 72 to 101kg in just 2 weeks. 95 percent of gain is fucking water. I was so fucking sumb i wanted to test my limits so i overconsumed sodium and cialis . It gave me the best pump ever but uoly shit the bloodoressure was at a stroke level. I cant die before reaching chad. I am so ficking scared whime reading this. Ill go tomorrow for a nlood test and to the doc i wanna know of my cholsterol is high or nor and maybe my kidneys are fucked. I kight fucking die while insleep who knows if so this might be my last thread homt fuck i am so fucking scared etf have i dine. I am gonna take a break from everything if u dint hear frim me 3 days after this thread i might have died

I called my parents when i had heart paloitations and saw the high BP. They fucking yelled at me and they came to my home and monitored me it was a fucking disaster . Fuck me man.

I ordered dominos just now and i went half naked to greet the delivery worker it was an LTB who pooked cute she looked at me weirdly and gave me the pizza jfll. She was impressed tho. But she gave me that stare of ong u look so tryhard i agree i am the most tryhard human on earth.

I am such a fucking dumbass. I looked shredded tho. So if i die i wont die like a skinny bitch.

Funky out.
fuck u almost took urself out try harder next time boyo
 
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why some gym for 6 hours lol.
 
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