I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT JERKING OFF (GONE BRUTAL)

[brotato78]

ok so i was jerking off as usual on a smooth 6:39 pm, it was getting dark so i figured id goon while the sun is still out

im halfway there and i hear my sister pulls in the drive thru so i decide to speed up

but as im cleaning up my sister opens the door, luckily i thought ahead and was behind it, i yelled to close the door and my pants were off

luckily it was hot so i just said i was changing pants ez save

 

[Ahmed88]

Next time show dominance by jerking off infront of her

 

[brotato78]

Next time show dominance by jerking off infront of her

that woukd be too dark triad

 

[rawr]

Next time show dominance by jerking off infront of her

i'd expect this from a richard ramirez avi

 

[Ramirezmaxxer]

She definitely knew you were fapping

 

[brotato78]

i'd expect this from a richard ramirez avi

how he pictured this sinister ahh thought

 

[rawr]

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how he pictured this sinister ahh thought

bro i literally watched this movie just from seeing this scene lmao

 

[brotato78]

She definitely knew you were fapping

hell nah

i think she thought i was gone cuz i was quiet as a mouse

 

[brotato78]

bro i literally watched this movie just from seeing this scene lmao

even though i hate ezra miller i should watch it to learn how to be a dark triad

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

ok so i was jerking off as usual on a smooth 6:39 pm, it was getting dark so i figured id goon while the sun is still out

im halfway there and i hear my sister pulls in the drive thru so i decide to speed up

but as im cleaning up my sister opens the door, luckily i thought ahead and was behind it, i yelled to close the door and my pants were off

luckily it was hot so i just said i was changing pants ez save

Imagine she walked in and you just busted and its like that one time Chris griffin was jerking off and you what nvm

 

[brotato78]

Imagine she walked in and you just busted and its like that one time Chris griffin was jerking off and you what nvm

thats why i made sure to finish quick cuz id probablt have to kill myself after that

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

thats why i made sure to finish quick cuz id probablt have to kill myself after that

Whoa sobling just walks into their room if my parents left and i stayed in my room it would be a good 5 days before my brother even said a word to me

 

[brotato78]

Whoa sobling just walks into their room if my parents left and i stayed in my room it would be a good 5 days before my brother even said a word to me

ur lucky

my siblings need to stop with that shit, this is like the 3rd close call when gooning, luckily im a master manipulator chad who can always come up with excuses

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Next time show dominance by jerking off infront of her

I actually almost did that to my mother one time when I was 18. I was beating it in my room and she barged in asking about something. I was furious. Not angry because I was almost caught jerking off, but because she didn't knock. I ignored her question and yelled at her to knock. She tried arguing saying she didn't have to knock. I ignored her again and told her I was jerking off. She just stood there staring at me all angry and I screamed at her to get out. She didn't reply but just kept standing there. Then I told her that I'm just gonna start jerking off again in about two seconds if she didn't leave. She quietly shut the door and walked away.

 

[rawr]

even though i hate ezra miller i should watch it to learn how to be a dark triad

 

[Ahmed88]

I actually almost did that to my mother one time when I was 18. I was beating it in my room and she barged in asking about something. I was furious. Not angry because I was almost caught jerking off, but because she didn't knock. I ignored her question and yelled at her to knock. She tried arguing saying she didn't have to knock. I ignored her again and told her I was jerking off. She just stood there staring at me all angry and I screamed at her to get out. She didn't reply but just kept standing there. Then I told her that I'm just gonna start jerking off again in about two seconds if she didn't leave. She quietly shut the door and walked away.

How do you NOT have a locked door at 18

 

[Lefty Rankin]

How do you NOT have a locked door at 18

There was no lock on it. That was in 2007.

 

[brotato78]

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tfw you get caught gooning

I actually almost did that to my mother one time when I was 18. I was beating it in my room and she barged in asking about something. I was furious. Not angry because I was almost caught jerking off, but because she didn't knock. I ignored her question and yelled at her to knock. She tried arguing saying she didn't have to knock. I ignored her again and told her I was jerking off. She just stood there staring at me all angry and I screamed at her to get out. She didn't reply but just kept standing there. Then I told her that I'm just gonna start jerking off again in about two seconds if she didn't leave. She quietly shut the door and walked away.

nah cause parents need to chill with that shit, they should know how teens goon nowadays

 

[brotato78]

How do you NOT have a locked door at 18

There was no lock on it. That was in 2007.

i dont got a lock either

 

[Ahmed88]

There was no lock on it. That was in 2007.

Fair enough my house is build in like 1999 but has a couple of locks

 

[rawr]

wrong post

 

[Ahmed88]

i dont got a lock either

Im 16 and share a room with my brother

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Fair enough my house is build in like 1999 but has a couple of locks

That house was built in the 1920's.

 

[Ahmed88]

That house was built in the 1920's.

Holy shit I would go crazy living in such a house ngl

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Holy shit I would go crazy living in such a house ngl

A lot of them are very nice.

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

ur lucky

my siblings need to stop with that shit, this is like the 3rd close call when gooning, luckily im a master manipulator chad who can always come up with excuses

Buddy I have anything other than luck when it comes with siblings this nga is a psycho and beats me like a drunken dad he has told me he hates everyone doesn't care about anyone not even our mom

 

[brotato78]

Buddy I have anything other than luck when it comes with siblings this nga is a psycho and beats me like a drunken dad he has told me he hates everyone doesn't care about anyone not even our mom

damn my bad g

 

[Ahmed88]

A lot of them are very nice.

Yeah, still not worth living tho, my friends house is like hella old and stinks like shit

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Yeah, still not worth living tho, my friends house is like hella old and stinks like shit

Depends on the building materials.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

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how he pictured this sinister ahh thought

Is that his dad

 

[frightning]

it was hot so i just said i was changing pants

Peak

 

[brotato78]

Peak

Bumping this thread from the depths of mumbhai

But yeah that was a W save

 

[foid.raper.BP]

ok so i was jerking off as usual on a smooth 6:39 pm, it was getting dark so i figured id goon while the sun is still out

im halfway there and i hear my sister pulls in the drive thru so i decide to speed up

but as im cleaning up my sister opens the door, luckily i thought ahead and was behind it, i yelled to close the door and my pants were off

luckily it was hot so i just said i was changing pants ez save

Aim at her eye so she can’t see and just continue