I almost just died in the shower

[Deleted member 7192]

To make a long story short I decided to lube body up with vaseline and take a shower

That vaseline ended up dripping down to the shower floor, it got so slippery I almost busted my head on the faucet

So I decide to sit down and put dandruff shampoo in my head, the dandruff shampoo poured into my eyes and started burning. I get up blind trying to get a towel and fall on my tailbone

I had to crawl out the shower

 

[St. Wristcel]

Unrelated but mirin song in description

 

[Deleted member 7192]

Unrelated but mirin song in description

I don't even know what song it is lemme check

 

[FastBananaCEO]

rip we almost lost a legend

 

[Deleted member 10652]

 

[Deleted member 7192]

rip we almost lost a legend

I thought Id end up dying on some fi al destination type shit

 

[Deleted member 11292]

thank you for this mental image

 

[sandcelmuttcel]

LMAO dumb nigga

 

[Deleted member 7044]

sounds like autism maybe get it checked

 

[Deleted member 7192]

sounds like autism maybe get it checked

I couldn't stop thinking about how autistic i was for getting the dandruff shampoo in my eye and lubing myself up in the first place

I still smell like rubber