I almost use fucking burned the kitchen down

[TGUN.]

I was cooking my turkey and I got a pea Pepe towel and idk why but I wiped my pan


And shit went on fire and it was holding my hand and it fucking hurt the whole paper towels on fire


I had to run to the tap and rinse it but the kitchen smells Ike shit now

 

[brotatoes]

Son

 

[Lowdimotrucel]

have you seen you htb sister naked before?

 

[Glorious King]

You aren’t even trying. You never even tried.