I always pretend I’m chewing gum when I’m intimidated

[Vermilioncore]

When I was like 14, I was in the arcade and some 20 year old Edgar and his girl sat next to me to race me on the arcade game and I started chewing as if I had gum in my mouth, but I didn’t. I did this as a cope so that I could feel cool even though I was a shy wannabe cuckold

 

[The Grinch]

When I was like 14, I was in the arcade and some 20 year old Edgar and his girl sat next to me to race me on the arcade game and I started chewing as if I had gum in my mouth, but I didn’t. I did this as a cope so that I could feel cool even though I was a shy wannabe cuckold

 

[Epola]

That's a pretty badass story

 

[LancasteR]

Just chew on your tongue theory