I always pretend I’m chewing gum when I’m intimidated

[Vermilioncore]

When I was like 14, I was in the arcade and some 20 year old Edgar and his girl sat next to me to race me on the arcade game and I started chewing as if I had gum in my mouth, but I didn’t. I did this as a cope so that I could feel cool even though I was a shy wannabe cuckold

 

[The Grinch]

When I was like 14, I was in the arcade and some 20 year old Edgar and his girl sat next to me to race me on the arcade game and I started chewing as if I had gum in my mouth, but I didn’t. I did this as a cope so that I could feel cool even though I was a shy wannabe cuckold

 

[Epola]

That's a pretty badass story

 

[LancasteR]

Just chew on your tongue theory

 

[h111]

thats probably one of the most relatable situations, its one of those moments where its so fucking awkward to sit there racing against that edgar (especially when hes with his girl) but you cant come up with an excuse to randomly leave

dickhead move from the edgar tbh idk why he did that to you

 

[Darkeningstar]

Yes it more or less happens, chewing gum raises alertness levels and reduces cortisol so it is a good way, but you don't get the same effects by simulating chewing. Besides the obvious implications, you were probably trying to signal calmness and readiness in case of a confrontation.

 

[Deleted member 46941]

Autism

 

[Vermilioncore]

thats probably one of the most relatable situations, its one of those moments where its so fucking awkward to sit there racing against that edgar (especially when hes with his girl) but you cant come up with an excuse to randomly leave

dickhead move from the edgar tbh idk why he did that to you

Same
He saw a good opportunity to cuck me

 

[Esteban1997]

Just grab a gun bro

 

[Braindeadautist]

When I was like 14, I was in the arcade and some 20 year old Edgar and his girl sat next to me to race me on the arcade game and I started chewing as if I had gum in my mouth, but I didn’t. I did this as a cope so that I could feel cool even though I was a shy wannabe cuckold

why admit this

 

[Juandigomigo22]

Same
He saw a good opportunity to cuck me

They know you’re faking it.

 

[copamine]

Can’t relate

 

[mog_or_be_mogged]

how about u chew on my dick instead faggot

 

[Vermilioncore]

how about u chew on my dick instead faggot

Bill cosby ah emoji

 

[keonxmogs]

When I was like 14, I was in the arcade and some 20 year old Edgar and his girl sat next to me to race me on the arcade game and I started chewing as if I had gum in my mouth, but I didn’t. I did this as a cope so that I could feel cool even though I was a shy wannabe cuckold

DAMN didn’t know you were chill like that