I am 16, 5"3 and indian. I am a rizzless unfuckable chud and these are the surgeries im getting.

[gertrude.psl]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

 

[reptiles]

5 3 and Indian fucking hell man that's hell

 

[Saint Casanova]

You need to start grinding now. It’s gonna cost you a lot

 

[yussimania]

 

[gertrude.psl]

5 3 and Indian fucking hell man that's hell

Im not even like the clean northern indians. Im a dirty DARK indian with hyper pigmentation and my face looks like an armpit with my hyper pigmentation. My face looks like this girls.

 

[gertrude.psl]

View attachment 4477233

Bro i wish i was larping

 

[reptiles]

Im not even like the clean northern indians. Im a dirty DARK indian with hyper pigmentation and my face looks like an armpit with my hyper pigmentation. My face looks like this girls.

Well skins not hard to fix neither is face if your average it's your height man it's not like 5 6 or 5 9 your 5 3 that's like way below average even in India

 

[gertrude.psl]

You need to start grinding now. It’s gonna cost you a lot

Too lazy, might just rope isntead tbh but itd prolly snap

 

[gertrude.psl]

Well skins not hard to fix neither is face if your average it's your height man it's not like 5 6 or 5 9 your 5 3 that's like way below average even in India

im 99% sure my parents are shipping me off to india so it sucks knowing i wont even be able to slay the ugly ass indian foids there. Tbh, i might just tbh. Its the capital of the world anyways,

 

[Insufferable]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

my experience reading this block of text was so joyous, if your life sucks this bad man honestly, I would pick up comedy; and make like self-deprecating jokes towards myself because this in all honesty was pretty humorous dude. Hope everything works out tho twin

 

[gertrude.psl]

Im not even like the clean northern indians. Im a dirty DARK indian with hyper pigmentation and my face looks like an armpit with my hyper pigmentation. My face looks like this girls.

Shes out of my league like deadass its so over fuck god if there is one because he hated me seriously

 

[reptiles]

im 99% sure my parents are shipping me off to india so it sucks knowing i wont even be able to slay the ugly ass indian foids there. Tbh, i might just tbh. Its the capital of the world anyways,

No bro don't go back to India wait how are they shipping you back to India what I'm so confused

 

[LWD]

t

this is the funniest image ive seen on here in a while, gonna start using this

 

[gertrude.psl]

my experience reading this block of text was so joyous, if your life sucks this bad man honestly, I would pick up comedy; and make like self-deprecating jokes towards myself because this in all honesty was pretty humorous dude. Hope everything works out tho twin

i tried jestering myself but it just ended with me going home and jerking off to the thought of people laughing at me until i passed out. FML

 

[gertrude.psl]

No bro don't go back to India wait how are they shipping you back to India what I'm so confused

im 16 and ugly af im an eyesore they want me to go back to jalandahar and work in s call center or do engineering or some shit bruh idek but my parents visas expired and im a canadian citizen so i was thinking of genuinely getting them deported and staying here in canada if it ever comes to that.

 

[reptiles]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

But if your 16 you may have a growth spurt

 

[reptiles]

im 16 and ugly af im an eyesore they want me to go back to jalandahar and work in s call center or do engineering or some shit bruh idek but my parents visas expired and im a canadian citizen so i was thinking of genuinely getting them deported and staying here in canada if it ever comes to that.

Bro don't go back to India you have a chance to ascend it will take you a decade but money max don't gesture pls make the salary is high there save up get LL desperately though the face doesn't matter as much if you have the body tbqh you need to be lean at 10 percent year round bro

 

[gertrude.psl]

Bro don't go back to India you have a chance to ascend it will take you a decade but money max don't gesture pls make the salary is high there save up get LL desperately though the face doesn't matter as much if you have the body tbqh you need to be lean at 10 percent year round bro

well im making tiktok edits with those shitty face rating apps for money and ill be able to do it in india too so idk i just need to make hella tiktok edits

 

[Darkskin Ethnic]

Im not even like the clean northern indians. Im a dirty DARK indian with hyper pigmentation and my face looks like an armpit with my hyper pigmentation. My face looks like this girls.

that chick is literal shitskin holy
indistinguishable from my 4am turd

 

[jester]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

lefort is already in djs bud

 

[oxu]

Shes out of my league like deadass its so over fuck god if there is one because he hated me seriously

Send face wont judge trust

 

[gertrude.psl]

lefort is already in djs bud

like i said im low iq and lazy so i dont research anything

 

[jester]

like i said im low iq and lazy so i dont research anything

jfl

 

[reptiles]

well im making tiktok edits with those shitty face rating apps for money and ill be able to do it in india too so idk i just need to make hella tiktok edits

Nah stop that cope shit stay in Canada the money is higher save for like 5 years and you can get ll and ascend it's ridiculous to act like life is over though no it's just harder you'll probably never be a slayer but you can ascend

 

[gertrude.psl]

Send face wont judge trust

I showed my face once on the internet on omegle and got laughed at and had a panic attack and jerked off after. Never again

 

[Dot1]

I thought this was actually legit until I read the whole thing

@BigBallsLarry @Orka @Gengar read all of this, it's worth your time

 

[oxu]

I showed my face once on the internet on omegle and got laughed at and had a panic attack and jerked off after. Never again

Why we lying and how bored do you have to be to do this 🫩

 

[gertrude.psl]

Nah stop that cope shit stay in Canada the money is higher save for like 5 years and you can get ll and ascend it's ridiculous to act like life is over though no it's just harder you'll probably never be a slayer but you can ascend

Ill just fucking foids. Fuck all this looksmaxxing bullshit.

 

[gertrude.psl]

I thought this was actually legit until I read the whole thing

@BigBallsLarry @Orka @Gengar read all of this, it's worth your time

Its real waIIahi

 

[reptiles]

Ill just fucking foids. Fuck all this looksmaxxing bullshit.

But then you will go to jail then your life will be hell

 

[looksovernt]

No bro don't go back to India wait how are they shipping you back to India what I'm so confused

I think he'd fit in a box tbh

 

[gertrude.psl]

Why we lying and how bored do you have to be to do this 🫩

I swear to god that happened and its not even crazy to say. out of everything i said idk why u thought that was the thing im lying about

 

[Dot1]

Its real waIIahi

Next level jester.

 

[gertrude.psl]

But then you will go to jail then your life will be hell

im ugly af they wont take my ass in jail ill just be chilling reading books n shit type shit

 

[Orka]

I thought this was actually legit until I read the whole thing

@BigBallsLarry @Orka @Gengar read all of this, it's worth your time

Jesus fuck you'd have to pay me to read that wall of text

No attempt at using paragraphs of anything

 

[gertrude.psl]

I think he'd fit in a box tbh

thats acc kind of a compliment to me i might jerk off to it im serious

 

[gertrude.psl]

Jesus fuck you'd have to pay me to read that wall of text

No attempt at using paragraphs of anything

im low iq man i didnt even know what a paragraph was until last year

 

[oxu]

thats acc kind of a compliment to me i might jerk off to it im serious

Bro u might just be mentally retarded i know ur lying about this shit but u still might be retarded why would you even do this whats the fun????

 

[gertrude.psl]

my tourettes makes every moment in my ugly ass body even more hell than it is too i forgot to mention this. Im constantly uncomfortable it fucking sucks im like h3h3 twitching my eyes and shit but i dont even have the baddie idf israeli wife like him just the weight and retardation tourettes.

 

[gertrude.psl]

Bro u might just be mentally retarded i know ur lying about this shit but u still might be retarded why would you even do this whats the fun????

because its a compliment in a way, and its actually someone talking to me in general which never happens. It sucks being an actual truecel on the level as me because literally no one understands, not even the org rotters who are supposed to be incels. Youre all fakecels fuck you all

 

[oxu]

because its a compliment in a way, and its actually someone talking to me in general which never happens. It sucks being an actual truecel on the level as me because literally no one understands, not even the org rotters who are supposed to be incels. Youre all fakecels fuck you all

Ur not a trucel ur a 13 year old on ur bed bored

 

[reptiles]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

Bro I ain't gonna lie rereading this it sounds larp I NGL skimmed

 

[gertrude.psl]

Ur not a trucel ur a 13 year old on ur bed bored

Fuck you bitch fuck you

 

[gertrude.psl]

Bro I ain't gonna lie rereading this it sounds larp I NGL skimmed

Fuck you

 

[gertrude.psl]

Forgot to mention but my penis got hard while I was making Tom welling and Ian somerhalder edits but I was afraid to jerk off to find out if I was gay so I threw my phone and cried

 

[reptiles]

Fuck you

Bro things aren't adding up if your a Canadian citizen they can't send you back to India a women isn't gonna throw milk on some ones head randomly and the way you talk it seems ridiculous like jerking of in a bathroom eating chicken tikka masala it sounds so over the top

 

[reptiles]

Forgot to mention but my penis got hard while I was making Tom welling and Ian somerhalder edits but I was afraid to jerk off to find out if I was gay so I threw my phone and cried

Yeah this is larp

 

[donpuro]

Im not even like the clean northern indians. Im a dirty DARK indian with hyper pigmentation and my face looks like an armpit with my hyper pigmentation. My face looks like this girls.

dude one thing I can say is do everything in your power to just stay in the first world trust me I feel like being sub3 in a first world country is better than living in fucking India

your life quality is way higher here and the opportunities to make money and actually hard max is way better

and also get to saving jajeet bleach ur skin do whatever it takes

 

[LettersfromAgartha]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

Jesus a orbital box osteotomy? are you deformed? good luck to you man. Just get a trimax along with a canthoplasty, its just a bimax with a genio. For that nasty acne and if you got a nasty bulbous nose, use accutane and get bloodtests(make sure to do Accutane after your growth plates fuse as Accutane will fuse them prematurely). If you got hyperpigmentation, hop on kojic acid to WASH your face and body. then after use fluocinonide and hydroquinone on your face(what i did and i saw improvements). If you really want to go crazy with the skin bleaching, use monobenzone which is what michael jackson used.

 

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Anything he can larp as but he decides to larp as a 5 2 Indian janitor