I am 16, 5"3 and indian. I am a rizzless unfuckable chud and these are the surgeries im getting.

[donpuro]

dude one thing I can say is do everything in your power to just stay in the first world trust me I feel like being sub3 in a first world country is better than living in fucking India

your life quality is way higher here and the opportunities to make money and actually hard max is way better

and also get to saving jajeet bleach ur skin do whatever it takes

bruh I gave this advice without reading the shit and this nigga is just fucking larping like a retard

 

[reptiles]

dude one thing I can say is do everything in your power to just stay in the first world trust me I feel like being sub3 in a first world country is better than living in fucking India

your life quality is way higher here and the opportunities to make money and actually hard max is way better

and also get to saving jajeet bleach ur skin do whatever it takes

Bro living in India that is a fate worse than death literally holy fuck but it's to larpy most normal men aren't big on grape it seems ridiculously over the top with him talking about chicken tikka masala he makes gay worship threads of chads this doesn't sound real this sounds like a dude larping

 

[Zaref]

I showed my face once on the internet on omegle and got laughed at and had a panic attack and jerked off after. Never again

I've seen worse you can send me if you want.

Stop Bonesmashing and munching sugar like a retard.

Get on HGH, if your growth plates are still open. You'll prolly get the treatment

If you're not larping

 

[gertrude.psl]

bruh I gave this advice without reading the shit and this nigga is just fucking larping like a retard

Fuck you you don’t understand

 

[reptiles]

I've seen worse you can send me if you want.

Stop Bonesmashing and munching sugar like a retard.

Get on HGH, if your growth plates are still open. You'll prolly get the treatment.

Bros falling for a larp

 

[gertrude.psl]

I’m deadass not larping. If I was I’d say ige been using zygo tape and massai jumps or whatever and all that bullshit but I didn’t cuz I know that’s all cope. I’m actually being serious

 

[idontlikemyself6]

How do you plan to afford this unless you come from fucking indian royalty

 

[reptiles]

I’m deadass not larping. If I was I’d say ige been using zygo tape and massai jumps or whatever and all that bullshit but I didn’t cuz I know that’s all cope. I’m actually being serious

Bro there is to much shit for this to not be a larp I mean I was buying it at first but everything seems ridiculous

 

[gertrude.psl]

bruh I gave this advice without reading the shit and this nigga is just fucking larping like a retard

U acc gave good advice thanks anyways

 

[donpuro]

Bro living in India that is a fate worse than death literally holy fuck but it's to larpy most normal men aren't big on grape it seems ridiculously over the top with him talking about chicken tikka masala he makes gay worship threads of chads this doesn't sound real this sounds like a dude larping

im caging this nigga really said
"Im scared of bone smashing so what I'll do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself."

 

[gertrude.psl]

Bro there is to much shit for this to not be a larp I mean I was buying it at first but everything seems ridiculous

Bro my life is ridiculous. I talk to literally no one and my brain is fucked up with CTE I haven’t even said anything that crazy.

 

[reptiles]

im caging this nigga really said
"Im scared of bone smashing so what I'll do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself."

Yup he's a 13 year old as soon as you said bones ash and Fortnight

 

[gertrude.psl]

im caging this nigga really said
"Im scared of bone smashing so what I'll do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself."

I used to be constipated and I was scared to push because it hurt so bad but I knew I had to because if I didn’t I’d be in even more pain so I’d do the clash royale rage method and it acc worked Wallahi

 

[gertrude.psl]

Yup he's a 13 year old as soon as you said bones ash and Fortnight

Stop pretending u don’t know it’s spelled Fortnite nigga

 

[reptiles]

Bro my life is ridiculous. I talk to literally no one and my brain is fucked up with CTE I haven’t even said anything that crazy.

Well you mentioned Fortnite and clash royale I've got cousins who are 13 that talk about that all the time you sound like a younger guy so 100 percent your larping larpers.irg

 

[reptiles]

Stop pretending u don’t know it’s spelled Fortnite nigga

I don't follow these faggy games

 

[gertrude.psl]

Well you mentioned Fortnite and clash royale I've got cousins who are 13 that talk about that all the time you sound like a younger guy so 100 percent your larping larpers.irg

I’m 16 dickhead I’ve stated this

 

[reptiles]

I’m 16 dickhead I’ve stated this

16 is way to old to be on clash royale or Fortnite

 

[gertrude.psl]

16 is way to old to be on clash royale or Fortnite

Now I know ur a bum ass nigga who’s out of touch with reality

 

[donpuro]

I used to be constipated and I was scared to push because it hurt so bad but I knew I had to because if I didn’t I’d be in even more pain so I’d do the clash royale rage method and it acc worked Wallahi

you

 

[reptiles]

Now I know ur a bum ass nigga who’s out of touch with reality

Literally no 1 over 16 plays Fortnite

 

[kaydd]

Fuck your whole surgery plan, unless you get to at least 12% bf, it means jack shit. You HAVE to dedicate the following years getting lean. Other than that, how tall are your parents? Do you have a job to afford hormones or test?

 

[kaydd]

Literally no 1 over 16 plays Fortnite

is it okay if i play roblox tho

 

[raineeee]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

Jobmaxx Cause that's gonna Cost a lot

 

[Tynotostes7]

better to just stay as a norm atp

 

[JohanBigBalle]

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

Did not read.

 

[grav]

List of surgeries i am planning to get:
Double jaw surgery
Le Fort
Zygo osteotomy
Genioplasty
Rhinoplasty
Leg lengthening
Craniofacial reconstruction
Orbital box osteotomy

The ones i am just thinking about getting is the rhino and the oribital osteotomy but the rest, i am 100% getting.
I will be in excrusiating pain but its alright because living as me i am already in pain.
My parents tried to send me back to mumbai when they found out i was planning getting these operations and they might completely disown me when i go through with them. I will look like ian somerhalder and i will bleach my skin. I will get 4 inches with leg lengthening surgery and fraud 5 more inches with height boosters and balenciagas to finally be 6 foot. I cant wait. My dad is friends with a doctor and im going to try to get the doctor to cut my medial canthal and i know its easy and i can do it myself but im just really scared and i dont play around with shit near my eyes. I bone smash every day and eat 500 grams of sugar with milk (not raw milk atm because it is very hard to get in canada, so pasteurised whole milk will have to do for now, Im scared of bone smashing so what ill do is play clash royale or fortnite and when i rage i get angry and i bonesmash myself. i made the mistake of doing this when my mom was near my pc (its in the basement living room because they never gave me a room because im the least loved child) and she called my dad and he came home and beat me to a pulp but its fine because that just more bone smashing for me. I also dont brace my head when i bone smash so I've gotten one confirmed concussion from it and definitely like 10 unconfirmed ones. Ahh also im dumb asf and u could probably just tell by the way i type buti cant even iqmaxx or anything. Cant moneymaxx either cuz im lazy and i smell like shit. No social skills either and i have a micro penis chode, I weigh 275 lbs and IM FIVE FOOT 3. i literally have disgusting pimples all over my face. Im thinking of getting hgh, reta, and ghk-cu. I sit alone at lunch and i;ve actually gotten milk dumped on my head by a popular girl, Im ashamed to say but i jerked off to the thought of it on the toilet while crying and eating tikka masala. It was one of the lowest points in my life. Also one time when we were on the bus together she got off to her stop and i went to the seat she was in and sat in it and when i got home i took my pants off and wrapped them around my face like a gas mask while inhaling the fumes of her asshole,. but i knew it was just the scent of my asshole but i still jerked off to it and just gaslit myself in to thinking it was hers. Yes i cried after. My dick is so small ts is a chode its 1 inch soft and looks like an acorn and its 2.5 inches hard and still looks disgusting. Ive never had a friend in my life and every day i come home from school (hell) and either binge eat and cry after, or jerk my little chode like joystick and cry after. Not joking about that, the way i jerk off is like its a joystick on a controller. If i somehow dont get the money for the surgeries im ACTUALLY killing myself like deadass and i dont even feel bad about it or sad about it at all ive never been happy in my life oh and also i have tourettes and randomly scream and i used to even say n*****r although i thankfully never got beat up for it by yns probably because im literally just subhuman and they dont gaf. Anyways i dont know how me listing my surgeries turned in to this rant about how shitty my "life" is but yea there ya go. Gonna go jerk off/eat/cry on the toilet now.

Dnr LL with 3in lifts will only get you to 5'9