i am a social spastic

[Deleted member 19548]

there are only two girls out of dozens at work who chat to me. one is about 17 and has bf but the other one is nearer my age and single i think, also she is recessed and kind of plain so should be attainable if what people here say is true and i'm not subhuman. but i never catch her looking at me and she doesn't flirt. today i made her laugh hard when we reported to bossman, then later on i had no idea what to say to her and was awkward. i am terrified of messing up a girls impression of me even though i am nothing to them anyway, it is so frustrating. I don't get anxious around girls, i just freeze around them and avoid them so i don't have an alan partridge moment. she goes away in a couple of months should i just bite the bullet and ask her out or something? she's lovely and i want to have sex with her

@CupOfCoffee what do i do

 

[aBetterMii]

Do you have social media? Is your IG account NT? Youre not a subhuman at all, but your biggest hinderance will probably be trying to appear NT, any subchadlite that isnt appears to girls as a creep or weirdo. UNLESS shes the homely weird type too. If shes normie socially you have to be NT. If shes genuinely weird nice shy type youll probably be safe with more flirting and trynna ask for a number or sumn

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Do you have social media? Is your IG account NT? Youre not a subhuman at all, but your biggest hinderance will probably be trying to appear NT, any subchadlite that isnt appears to girls as a creep or weirdo. UNLESS shes the homely weird type too. If shes normie socially you have to be NT. If shes genuinely weird nice shy type youll probably be safe with more flirting and trynna ask for a number or sumn

i don't have social media i want to get back on it but i can't take good pics, she is nt but very smart and not a basic. i don't know how to flirt i am so used to telling myself to stay away from girls so i don't humiliate myself

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Yeah ask her out why not. But do not say "you're lovely and I wanna have sex with you" tho...

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Yeah ask her out why not. But do not say "you're lovely and I wanna have sex with you" tho...

how do i ask out, do people even go on dates? i don't get it how it works

 

[CupOfCoffee]

how do i ask out, do people even go on dates? i don't get it how it works

Oh dear lord Jiffle Jim

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Oh dear lord Jiffle Jim

i have zero friends spent half my life in and out of severe depression and have never received an ioi what the fuck do you expect bro

 

[CupOfCoffee]

i have zero friends spent half my life in and out of severe depression and have never received an ioi what the fuck do you expect bro

Nah I understand. How old are you?

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Nah I understand. How old are you?

23 going on 93

 

[CupOfCoffee]

23 going on 93

I lost my virginity at 21 and kissed at 19 so idk, I was late but 23 is pushing it. Get out there now, and if you really are having trouble then take steroids for a period of 6 months and you'll see how things will unfold

 

[Deleted member 19548]

I lost my virginity at 21 and kissed at 19 so idk, I was late but 23 is pushing it. Get out there now, and if you really are having trouble then take steroids for a period of 6 months and you'll see how things will unfold

do u really think there's any hope at 23

 

[CupOfCoffee]

do u really think there's any hope at 23

I mean what are you gonna do? Not even try?

 

[Deleted member 19548]

I mean what are you gonna do? Not even try?

no i am definitely going to try in the next few weeks because i have nothing to lose and want to live knowing that i gave it my best, but surely it will come to nothing, yet ppl talk like i'm just a late bloomer or some shit

 

[CupOfCoffee]

no i am definitely going to try in the next few weeks because i have nothing to lose and want to live knowing that i gave it my best, but surely it will come to nothing, yet ppl talk like i'm just a late bloomer or some shit

No just say you used to be religious and now you're not and don't wanna wait for marriage anymore

 

[Deleted member 19548]

No just say you used to be religious and now you're not and don't wanna wait for marriage anymore

literally nobody is religious where i live and i am way too cool to be a christian

 

[CupOfCoffee]

literally nobody is religious where i live and i am way too cool to be a christian

You need to fake it till you make it dude.

 

[thereallegend]

no i am definitely going to try in the next few weeks because i have nothing to lose and want to live knowing that i gave it my best, but surely it will come to nothing, yet ppl talk like i'm just a late bloomer or some shit

Lose the v card or rope

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Lose the v card or rope

i will rope at 30 proably if i can't get a girl i will see an escort in the autumn

 

[CupOfCoffee]

i will rope at 30 proably if i can't get a girl i will see an escort in the autumn

Bro this shit is so easy stop overthinking.

Lose fat and bloat as #1 priority.
Take steroids to get a good halo
Get a slight tan with melanotan
Make sure you're making some money and not broke
And see escorts first to get sexual experience
Then move on to normal girls

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Bro this shit is so easy stop overthinking.

Lose fat and bloat as #1 priority.
Take steroids to get a good halo
Get a slight tan with melanotan
Make sure you're making some money and not broke
And see escorts first to get sexual experience
Then move on to normal girls

nigga this is literally my plan except I won't take sterioids because i will go bald and i still have to exercise

 

[CupOfCoffee]

nigga this is literally my plan except I won't take sterioids because i will go bald and i still have to exercise

Steroids are your only option if you want the energy and motivation to get out of your situation. You're getting old Jimmy, it's time to take the needle into your ass and inject yourself with the elixir of life

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Steroids are your only option if you want the energy and motivation to get out of your situation. You're getting old Jimmy, it's time to take the needle into your ass and inject yourself with the elixir of life

just inject my ass hole with crack and meth son

 

[CupOfCoffee]

just inject my ass hole with crack and meth son

Testosterone is life. But enjoy coping....

 

[Deleted member 19548]

Testosterone is life. But enjoy coping....

i don't cope i am active looksmaxxer i have no copes anymore except wanking and a pizza once a week