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Endocrinology

Endocrinology

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So I went to my fucking work today, and clocked in on this stupid piece of paper (this place is third world ish). then I said to a coworker: since when do you work on saturday? And he said: its friday. I fucking went to my fucking work because I thought it was Saturday but I had been rotting on .org so hard I fucking lost perception of time. So I actually didn't have to work that day. But because I was already there and I didn't want to show I forgot the fucking day of the week, I just larped having to work there for fucking 3 hours. There where already way too many coworkers with 0 orders so I just stood there awkwardly and did every fucking order I could find because I didn't want to be seen for them to catch the larp. I got fucking called mid delivery so I thought they had caught the larp but it was just a underage kid I make money off by buying alcohol:feelshah:. Eventually I got payed for larping for 3 hours:lul::lul:.
 
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