I am addicted to gooning

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Can't stop thinking about it.But I am on nofap :chad:
 
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First of all I’m not your “bro”. Secondly your threads are the lowest effort piece of filth I’ve ever seen. They’re just not worth my time and effort to even read let alone respond to. Yet you still tag me. When I see one of your threads it genuinely ruins my day and drains all the positive energy that I have out of my body. Every time you tag me and I make the mistake of opening the alert it mentally and physically cripples me from all the down syndrome I have to look at and read. Once I see one of your threads i probably need about 2 weeks time to recover for my mental health but do you give me that time to recover? No no no noooo within 24hrs you’ll tag me in one of your shitty threads again, despite me having numerous times asked you not to, and then the day after and then the day after you tag me again and again its like I’m in an endless cycle of hell. When will it end? Stop fucking tagging me.
 
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Never let it go what makes you happy
 
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thanks for sharing❤️
 
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gooning actually makes you 34.649% more productive according to a test done on rats
 
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gooning actually makes you 34.649% more productive according to a test done on rats
Guess my depression is the problem then ,gotta keep gooning:feelsahh:
 
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According to a groundbreaking study conducted by the fictional NeuroBehavioral Institute of Productivity Sciences, gooning has been shown to increase productivity by exactly 34.649%—a figure so precise it has to be true. The study, conducted exclusively on lab rats exposed to hours of mind-numbing visual stimuli and repetitive hand movements, revealed a surprising correlation between trance-like states and enhanced task efficiency. Researchers noted that the rats, after pleasuring themselves for extended periods, were significantly more motivated to complete maze challenges, organize their food pellets, and even develop a more refined sense of personal branding. “It’s truly revolutionary,” said Dr. bruce tein, head researcher “We're witnessing the future of peak performance—dopamine-induced hyperfocus.” Critics called the study "ethically questionable" and "probably fake," but those criticisms were dismissed.
Guess my depression is the problem then ,gotta keep gooning:feelsahh:
 
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Start starvemaxxing and the problem will be solved, no more libido:chad:
 
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me too
 
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According to a groundbreaking study conducted by the fictional NeuroBehavioral Institute of Productivity Sciences, gooning has been shown to increase productivity by exactly 34.649%—a figure so precise it has to be true. The study, conducted exclusively on lab rats exposed to hours of mind-numbing visual stimuli and repetitive hand movements, revealed a surprising correlation between trance-like states and enhanced task efficiency. Researchers noted that the rats, after pleasuring themselves for extended periods, were significantly more motivated to complete maze challenges, organize their food pellets, and even develop a more refined sense of personal branding. “It’s truly revolutionary,” said Dr. bruce tein, head researcher “We're witnessing the future of peak performance—dopamine-induced hyperfocus.” Critics called the study "ethically questionable" and "probably fake," but those criticisms were dismissed.
Imagine being the scientist who discovered this and getting home to your wife asking what you did today
 
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I feel 2 times more depressed after fapping,I dont wanna feel like this again
No fap to a certain extent might be cope but it genuinely improves energy levels temporarily boosts test overtime and can raise baseline levels of test slightly after a while and it can even improve coloring cause you conserve more nutrients when you don’t ejaculate
 
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I feel 2 times more depressed after fapping,I dont wanna feel like this again
Do it 1 times a weak not fapping for a long time lowers your test too
 
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same
 
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make a post when u turn chad from nofap !!!!
 
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Can't stop thinking about it.But I am on nofap :chad:
First of all I’m not your “bro”. Secondly your threads are the lowest effort piece of filth I’ve ever seen. They’re just not worth my time and effort to even read let alone respond to. Yet you still tag me. When I see one of your threads it genuinely ruins my day and drains all the positive energy that I have out of my body. Every time you tag me and I make the mistake of opening the alert it mentally and physically cripples me from all the down syndrome I have to look at and read. Once I see one of your threads i probably need about 2 weeks time to recover for my mental health but do you give me that time to recover? No no no noooo within 24hrs you’ll tag me in one of your shitty threads again, despite me having numerous times asked you not to, and then the day after and then the day after you tag me again and again its like I’m in an endless cycle of hell. When will it end? Stop fucking tagging me.
 
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:p
 
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over for gooncels
 
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use your NONO wisely
 
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