I am addicted to putting stuff up my ass

[mortis]

So this started six months ago, I am not really sure how and why this developed. I am 22 years old and I have never had this urge before.

A couple times a week I will see an item that I like and I get excited about the idea of putting it up my ass. It can be anything really, but it’s mostly small, smooth things that are colourful. Like beads, marbles, but sometimes also a flower that I like. This morning I found a really nice, kinda perfect acorn. It was shiny, a perfect green crown and smooth all around. So I hid behind a tree and put it in my ass. The rest of the walk I was really excited, I am not sure why. Sometimes I will watch TV and see someone holding an item and I am wow that would be fun to put in my ass.

I think I like the idea of no one knowing I have something in there. And it is so random and unpredictable, makes life more fun. I tried stopping myself because I realised it was maybe wrong and weird to do, but after like fifteen minutes of resisting the urge I end up still putting it in my ass. I kinda get anxious when I don’t, I just feel like the item has to be put in there. It’s nothing sexual btw.

I am not sure why I am sharing this, I just wanted to tell others. I also wonder if any of you guys (ir gals) have the same habit I guess

 

[Volksstaffel]

 

[Mosh12]

 

[Bugmaxxed]

High T

 

[SoundnVision]

Cool

 

[laaltin]

nice reddit faggot

 

[Mosh12]

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Juden

 

[Volksstaffel]

Juden

 

[mtn4evER]

 

[mortis]

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It’s nothing sexual btw.

 

[emeraldglass]

So this started six months ago, I am not really sure how and why this developed. I am 22 years old and I have never had this urge before.

A couple times a week I will see an item that I like and I get excited about the idea of putting it up my ass. It can be anything really, but it’s mostly small, smooth things that are colourful. Like beads, marbles, but sometimes also a flower that I like. This morning I found a really nice, kinda perfect acorn. It was shiny, a perfect green crown and smooth all around. So I hid behind a tree and put it in my ass. The rest of the walk I was really excited, I am not sure why. Sometimes I will watch TV and see someone holding an item and I am wow that would be fun to put in my ass.

I think I like the idea of no one knowing I have something in there. And it is so random and unpredictable, makes life more fun. I tried stopping myself because I realised it was maybe wrong and weird to do, but after like fifteen minutes of resisting the urge I end up still putting it in my ass. I kinda get anxious when I don’t, I just feel like the item has to be put in there. It’s nothing sexual btw.

I am not sure why I am sharing this, I just wanted to tell others. I also wonder if any of you guys (ir gals) have the same habit I guess

Like a vault of shiny things?

 

[mortis]

Like a vault of shiny things?

yes, recently i found a crow holding a shiny gem, i put him in my ass too.

 

[cowboy]

Are you familiar with ropemaxxing

 

[mortis]

nice reddit faggot

 

[mortis]

Are you familiar with ropemaxxing

is ropemaxxing shiny?

 

[kana]

high T trait

 

[2marc1]

So this started six months ago, I am not really sure how and why this developed. I am 22 years old and I have never had this urge before.

A couple times a week I will see an item that I like and I get excited about the idea of putting it up my ass. It can be anything really, but it’s mostly small, smooth things that are colourful. Like beads, marbles, but sometimes also a flower that I like. This morning I found a really nice, kinda perfect acorn. It was shiny, a perfect green crown and smooth all around. So I hid behind a tree and put it in my ass. The rest of the walk I was really excited, I am not sure why. Sometimes I will watch TV and see someone holding an item and I am wow that would be fun to put in my ass.

I think I like the idea of no one knowing I have something in there. And it is so random and unpredictable, makes life more fun. I tried stopping myself because I realised it was maybe wrong and weird to do, but after like fifteen minutes of resisting the urge I end up still putting it in my ass. I kinda get anxious when I don’t, I just feel like the item has to be put in there. It’s nothing sexual btw.

I am not sure why I am sharing this, I just wanted to tell others. I also wonder if any of you guys (ir gals) have the same habit I guess

what about all the shit on your anus

 

[mortis]

what about all the shit on your anus

if they shiny then i put them right back in my ass.

 

[mortis]

Shit thread op, that's some random copy pasta.

 

[mortis]

Bump

 

[Balkanmogger1446]

Niggas on org. be posting anything to farm rep

 

[Cyrus]

@mortis did i ever tell you i shine ?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

So this started six months ago, I am not really sure how and why this developed. I am 22 years old and I have never had this urge before.

A couple times a week I will see an item that I like and I get excited about the idea of putting it up my ass. It can be anything really, but it’s mostly small, smooth things that are colourful. Like beads, marbles, but sometimes also a flower that I like. This morning I found a really nice, kinda perfect acorn. It was shiny, a perfect green crown and smooth all around. So I hid behind a tree and put it in my ass. The rest of the walk I was really excited, I am not sure why. Sometimes I will watch TV and see someone holding an item and I am wow that would be fun to put in my ass.

I think I like the idea of no one knowing I have something in there. And it is so random and unpredictable, makes life more fun. I tried stopping myself because I realised it was maybe wrong and weird to do, but after like fifteen minutes of resisting the urge I end up still putting it in my ass. I kinda get anxious when I don’t, I just feel like the item has to be put in there. It’s nothing sexual btw.

I am not sure why I am sharing this, I just wanted to tell others. I also wonder if any of you guys (ir gals) have the same habit I guess

Regardless of what anyone says, this is not gay, bro. This is a Chad's trait. You're on your way!

 

[PARISIEN]

Shit thread op, that's some random copy pasta.

My friend, I beg of you.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with your desires.

HOWEVER, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S HOLY, only use objects with a base. Something that prevents them from going too far in or getting stuck.

Your habit is harmless; it's awesome if you have such a simple way to bring joy into your life. Don't ruin it by ending up in the ER.

Also just buy yourself a few small butt plugs. Random items aren't necessarily clean or safe. Your anal walls are fragile. I bet you may enjoy this habit even more if you have some cute toys that you can use whenever you feel like it.

 

[goontang]

 

[mortis]

@mortis did i ever tell you i shine ?

Vaseline up nigga I'm comming

 

[我需要阴部]

Thanks for letting us all know

 

[narex054]

So this started six months ago, I am not really sure how and why this developed. I am 22 years old and I have never had this urge before.

A couple times a week I will see an item that I like and I get excited about the idea of putting it up my ass. It can be anything really, but it’s mostly small, smooth things that are colourful. Like beads, marbles, but sometimes also a flower that I like. This morning I found a really nice, kinda perfect acorn. It was shiny, a perfect green crown and smooth all around. So I hid behind a tree and put it in my ass. The rest of the walk I was really excited, I am not sure why. Sometimes I will watch TV and see someone holding an item and I am wow that would be fun to put in my ass.

I think I like the idea of no one knowing I have something in there. And it is so random and unpredictable, makes life more fun. I tried stopping myself because I realised it was maybe wrong and weird to do, but after like fifteen minutes of resisting the urge I end up still putting it in my ass. I kinda get anxious when I don’t, I just feel like the item has to be put in there. It’s nothing sexual btw.

I am not sure why I am sharing this, I just wanted to tell others. I also wonder if any of you guys (ir gals) have the same habit I guess

Put vibrator next time