I am choking on the penis pill

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I was just reading antoher thread:


When I was brutally reminded of the penis pill by @kumquat
I literally almost cried, I am not even joking. Imagine being 28 years old and crying because of the penis pill, crying because you do not have a 7,5 inch penis.

I mean, just look at their Omegle reaction:


It is truly over.

@rightfulcel @turbocuckcel_7000000 @BrendioEEE thoughts on this?
 
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only 1/100 men have a penis 7-8 inches long. shut the fuck up and be grateful you are alive
 
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only 1/100 men have a penis 7-8 inches long. shut the fuck up and be grateful you are alive

I see, you are also choking on the penis pill. I know, it is a huge pill to swallow.
 
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7.5 is nothing special you idiot the guy on the video has about 9.
 
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7.5 is nothing special you idiot the guy on the video has about 9.

Dude... I am really about to cry. I literally have tears in my eyes.
 
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Dude... I am really about to cry. I literally have tears in my eyes.
Dick size can be increased so if you're atleast average (6.5) to start with, you can get a decent dick naturally.
 
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Dick size can be increased so if you're atleast average (6.5) to start with, you can get a decent dick naturally.

Please show me the way, Mr./Dr. penisman. Should I apply some testogel on my penis?
 
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Please show me the way, Mr./Dr. penisman. Should I apply some testogel on my penis?
No. Increase testoaterone naturally, stop wearing underwear, sleep naked, stop coomin... There are other methods. I increased my dick size from 16 to 18 cm naturally without any jelqing. I'll make a thread in summer.
 
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No. Increase testoaterone naturally, stop wearing underwear, sleep naked, stop coomin... There are other methods. I increased my dick size from 16 to 18 cm naturally without any jelqing. I'll make a thread in summer.

Summer... I cannot wait this long. I just want a long penis. This is also way too late because this summer will be the next Twitchcon. I was about to go there with the sole purpose of lifting female Twitch streamers and perhaps showing of my penis.
 
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Dude... I am really about to cry. I literally have tears in my eyes.
Remember that there 0 ways to increase penis size. Sub 7.5 is a NO GO for women in 2023. Suicide is best option.
 
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Penis is probably the easiest to looksmaxx. Hardest is face and height.
 
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Penis is probably the easiest to looksmaxx. Hardest is face and height.
there is no point crying about it, dick size is something you can't change. your stuck with what you have

Can you or can you not enhance your penis? My penis is waiting for an answer.
 
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Can you or can you not enhance your penis? My penis is waiting for an answer.
no you can't. as far as i know there are no looksmaxes that actually work.
 
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Can you or can you not enhance your penis? My penis is waiting for an answer.
Yes, penis exteding works but it's slow. I extend it for 60 seconds everyday.
 
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no you can't. as far as i know there are no looksmaxes that actually work.
Yes, penis exteding works but it's slow. I extend it for 60 seconds everyday.

Hmm, two different answers. How much improvement was possible and for how long have you been doing this?
 
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only 1/100 men have a penis 7-8 inches long. shut the fuck up and be grateful you are alive
huge manlet cope if you're over six foot tall having a 7 inches penis is normal
 
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huge manlet cope if you're over six foot tall having a 7 inches penis is normal
i should take the word of some faggot that has a gay asian cartoon pfp over the testing of thousands of men? ok buddy every single man has 7 inches and falls into the top 5% of penile length
 
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Hmm, two different answers. How much improvement was possible and for how long have you been doing this?
My penis has grown enormously, and i sent some before and after pictures to some gay niggas on this forum.
 
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My penis has grown enormously, and i sent some before and after pictures to some gay niggas on this forum.

Are you Omeglemaxxed?
 
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i should take the word of some faggot that has a gay asian cartoon pfp over the testing of thousands of men? ok buddy every single man has 7 inches and falls into the top 5% of penile length
you tested thousands of mens dicks?
 
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Remember that there 0 ways to increase penis size. Sub 7.5 is a NO GO for women in 2023. Suicide is best option.
Suicide because foids dont like ur penis? Sounds like a beta move
 
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I was just reading antoher thread:


When I was brutally reminded of the penis pill by @kumquat
I literally almost cried, I am not even joking. Imagine being 28 years old and crying because of the penis pill, crying because you do not have a 7,5 inch penis.

I mean, just look at their Omegle reaction:


It is truly over.

@rightfulcel @turbocuckcel_7000000 @BrendioEEE thoughts on this?
go suck a cock dude holy shit
 
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huge manlet cope if you're over six foot tall having a 7 inches penis is normal
cope because im 188cm and have 6bpel, height has bithing to do with it its prenatal test that decides it
 
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No. Increase testoaterone naturally, stop wearing underwear, sleep naked, stop coomin... There are other methods. I increased my dick size from 16 to 18 cm naturally without any jelqing. I'll make a thread in summer.
You are retarded.
 
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None of the things you mentioned makes your dick bigger. Even jelqing and pumps are bs.
Lol u domb


 
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Girth is more brutal.
I can't believe the average is around 4.6.

Looks like spaghetti to me.
 
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It isn't jfl.
Macro P here.
 
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Girth is more brutal.
I can't believe the average is around 4.6.

Looks like spaghetti to me.
Average for whites like 5.5, chinks ruin the average
 
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Macro P here.
Jfl is you use clalcsd unironically. Bluepilled shit. True average is 6.5x5.
 
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Lol u domb


the links u sended its nothing about no cum, no underwear or sleeping naked lol.
 
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but interesting the vitamind d3 one
 
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the links u sended its nothing about no cum, no underwear or sleeping naked lol.
It's related, cbb to explain wait for the thread.
 
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Jfl is you use clalcsd unironically. Bluepilled shit. True average is 6.5x5.
Not much of a difference between 4.6 and 5 for girth.
 
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lastgerman this is terrible, I hate to see you upset like this. The dick pill is the most brutal pill.
 
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cope because im 188cm and have 6bpel, height has bithing to do with it its prenatal test that decides it
True, there was even a study doing correlation between penis size and height and found no clear correlation

As a curiosity also, the country where people have the biggest penis size is Ecuador, which is a country with low average heights
 
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No. Increase testoaterone naturally, stop wearing underwear, sleep naked, stop coomin... There are other methods. I increased my dick size from 16 to 18 cm naturally without any jelqing. I'll make a thread in summer.

Tbh everytime I sleep w pj’s and no underwear my dick is bigger flaccid

By summer you’ll forget
 
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7.5 is nothing special you idiot the guy on the video has about 9.
that dude does not have a 9 inch dick lmfao, when youre laying down like that and have a 7-8 inch dick you can reach your belly button
 
that dude does not have a 9 inch dick lmfao, when youre laying down like that and have a 7-8 inch dick you can reach your belly button
No i can't.
 
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i can and my dick is 7 flat, i think this dude is just an unfrauded 8
Are you 5'2? I have 18cm and it doesn't touch belly button if i lay flat.
 

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