I AM CURRENTLY HIDING UNDER MY BED FROM LAMONT WILSON

Former Shortcel

Former Shortcel

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So basically I was playing bloody mary but with a twist, so instead of saying “blood mary” 3 times into the mirror you say @IronMike ‘s signature 3 times instead:


The BLACK KING represents the ultimate expression of male dominance and raw masculinity.
Consider his physique first. His frame is imposing and massive. His deep, dark skin envelops this form—a rugged adaptation forged under the relentless African sun, designed to endure the harshest environments. Beyond function, that rich complexion carries a primal psychological weight, stirring ancient, untamed instincts buried in the subconscious.
His presence and behavior exude pure alpha energy. He is commanding, unapologetically assertive, and capable of sudden, overwhelming aggression. That intensity instills instinctive respect—or fear—in those from more restrained, less assertive groups.


In this game you had two possible results:

50% chance of a blonde white stacy appearing on your bed


B U T

Also a 50% chance of a random LTN black man BNWOfying you

world flip GIF


It was a risk that I was willing to take due to the high reward, however I got unlucky and now Lamont Wilson is after me

I distracted him with a sea food boil I left in the kitchen, but I dont have long left, what should I do?
 
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@klip11 @Mogs Me @iblamexyz
 
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Holy that soumds scary
 
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Should i call some white brahs to my house and use them as bait so i can escape?
If you must mate but when they call you up for a chair session you cant say no
 
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@mohito its so over brah :feelswhy:
 
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Go douche your ass bro, you are getting your hole resized
 
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Wilson seems to have passed away years ago, but his ghost may still have some of his powers left. We wish you luck my bro
 
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Go douche your ass bro, you are getting your hole resized
Only thing getting resized is lamont wilsons skull after i bash him over the head with the mace descended down my WASP bloodline
 
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Lamont Wilson is descendant of Hornets though
 
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you are doing what is in your nature, running from a superior male
 
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you are doing what is in your nature, running from a superior male
tbf the only reason you don't run is because the anal plug makes it too difficult
 
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Lamont Wilson says if you fight back he will be rough and use no Vaseline. But if you submit, he will use lots lube and be gentle
 
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Only thing getting resized is lamont wilsons skull after i bash him over the head with the mace descended down my WASP bloodline
Lamont Wilson is immune to human weapons.
 
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Lamont Wilson is immune to human weapons.
It couldve been worse, my friend played this game and got kevin massey

I havent heard from him since :fuk:
 
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