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Zubeer Adolf Hipster - KVAZAR MOLOCH
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I was already in the middle of recovering from something else entirely (won't get into that, it's not important here), just trying to get back on my feet
Anyway
Iran just executed a textbook multi-domain saturation attack against Israeli air defense networks period full stop. As I am feeling excesivwly bored, Let's dissect the kinematics: initial wave deployed 20+ Shahed-131 loitering munitions as radar signature sponges - classic sacrificial EW platform maneuver. I enjoyed it my cabin when Khorramshahr-4 MRBMs with MaRV warheads hit terminal phase at Mach 8.7 while Arrow-3 batteries were busy wasting interceptors on decoys.
Meanwhile Fattah-2 HGVs came screaming in from the southern azimuth at Mach 12 with plasma sheath occlusion making them invisible to ELM-2084 arrays until 18 seconds to impact. By that time C-RAM systems were already overwhelmed by submunition dispersal from the MRBMs. Saw SIGINT intercepts confirming total GAGAN network disruption across Negev sector - that's Iranian ELINT birds jamming GPS constellations in LEO.
Israeli counterstrike?
Six SPICE-2000s got swatted by Bavar-373 before crossing Jordanian airspace. Their entire IADS architecture got clinically dismantled in 7 minutes flat. No need for propaganda when telemetry doesn't lie: Iranian missile tech just outperformed NATO-grade defense systems by orders of magnitude. The kinetic math speaks for itself - terminal phase penetration success rate exceeded 84% while Israeli intercept efficiency dropped below 15%.
Ugh zero strategic targets hit inside Iran versus multiple IAF bases in Nevatim and Ramon completely inoperable for minimum 72 hours.
This facilitates my imperative induction into the IRIAF, comrades.
Anyway
Iran just executed a textbook multi-domain saturation attack against Israeli air defense networks period full stop. As I am feeling excesivwly bored, Let's dissect the kinematics: initial wave deployed 20+ Shahed-131 loitering munitions as radar signature sponges - classic sacrificial EW platform maneuver. I enjoyed it my cabin when Khorramshahr-4 MRBMs with MaRV warheads hit terminal phase at Mach 8.7 while Arrow-3 batteries were busy wasting interceptors on decoys.
Meanwhile Fattah-2 HGVs came screaming in from the southern azimuth at Mach 12 with plasma sheath occlusion making them invisible to ELM-2084 arrays until 18 seconds to impact. By that time C-RAM systems were already overwhelmed by submunition dispersal from the MRBMs. Saw SIGINT intercepts confirming total GAGAN network disruption across Negev sector - that's Iranian ELINT birds jamming GPS constellations in LEO.
Israeli counterstrike?

Six SPICE-2000s got swatted by Bavar-373 before crossing Jordanian airspace. Their entire IADS architecture got clinically dismantled in 7 minutes flat. No need for propaganda when telemetry doesn't lie: Iranian missile tech just outperformed NATO-grade defense systems by orders of magnitude. The kinetic math speaks for itself - terminal phase penetration success rate exceeded 84% while Israeli intercept efficiency dropped below 15%.
Ugh zero strategic targets hit inside Iran versus multiple IAF bases in Nevatim and Ramon completely inoperable for minimum 72 hours.
TL;DR
Fundamentally, All I want is an Iranian adolscent (probably 18+ mentally but physically didn't aged) which is lawful in the jurisdiction I will be located in, acquired in Kabul which the essential conduit to residencyThis facilitates my imperative induction into the IRIAF, comrades.