I am dripping in bird shit

[Deleted member 40986]

I was walking at the school yard and some bird flew and shit on me liters nigga. Liters. I am stinking like shot. Went to hide in the bathroom but my friends saw it and came ro laugh at me. Fuck my life nigga. Today I was with the jordans too. I am stinking stuck in the bathroom as I writing this.

Dont know what to do

 

[Deleted member 40986]

My backpack, my shoes, mu pants , my HAIR. Everything has bird shit on it

 

[Deleted member 40986]

Not even chad could play being covered in bird shit

 

[Mr Test]

female birds hate Incels

 

[Deleted member 40986]

female birds hate Incels

Fuck you. This shit aint funny

 

[Mr Test]

Fuck you. This shit aint funny

Calm down. This happened to me too years ago

 

[Deleted member 40986]

Calm down. This happened to me too years ago

True. I hope this levels out my luck somehow and something gold happens to me at least

 

[fuxkdakikez]

run out of the school when everyone is in lesson

 

[Vermilioncore]

Back in 2019 I was at my job talking to female cowoeker when suddenly a bird shut all over me. He cucked me