I am every landwhales worst nightmare (thehehehhehehe)

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I work w/ with some of the fattest and ugliest ppl on planet earth. A government office, in the deep south(Texas), w/ mostly black/hispanic American women. Over 80%+ obesity rate. I am a HTN, but to these animals I am a giga-Chad, since they are uglier/fattier than 99% of the world's population.

Its best to ignore/be rude to them esp. when they hit on you. That way they know their place. One way that I reject them, w/o getting in trouble or w/o starting an argument is by bringing up my "girlfriend" around them, even tho. I don't have one. It makes them feel bad /embarrassed and you can't get in trouble w/ HR

Me being a somewhat handsome and very fit man judging landwhales like the way I do is their worst nightmare. :lul:
 
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Never saw much obese "women" at college or high school, and never thought of them much.
 
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I work w/ with some of the fattest and ugliest ppl on planet earth. A government office, in the deep south(Texas), w/ mostly black/hispanic American women. Over 80%+ obesity rate. I am a HTN, but to these animals I am a giga-Chad, since they are uglier/fattier than 99% of the world's population.

Its best to ignore/be rude to them esp. when they hit on you. That way they know their place. One way that I reject them, w/o getting in trouble or w/o starting an argument is by bringing up my "girlfriend" around them, even tho. I don't have one. It makes them feel bad /embarrassed and you can't get in trouble w/ HR

Me being a somewhat handsome and very fit man judging landwhales like the way I do is their worst nightmare. :lul:
You'd wish tortas would dig u
 
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it's 2026 and every job and uni is 90% women who look like men who do 7 zoom calls a day and never have kids
 
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I work w/ with some of the fattest and ugliest ppl on planet earth. A government office, in the deep south(Texas), w/ mostly black/hispanic American women. Over 80%+ obesity rate. I am a HTN, but to these animals I am a giga-Chad, since they are uglier/fattier than 99% of the world's population.

Its best to ignore/be rude to them esp. when they hit on you. That way they know their place. One way that I reject them, w/o getting in trouble or w/o starting an argument is by bringing up my "girlfriend" around them, even tho. I don't have one. It makes them feel bad /embarrassed and you can't get in trouble w/ HR

Me being a somewhat handsome and very fit man judging landwhales like the way I do is their worst nightmare. :lul:
There are hardly any blacks in my workplace

Yet there are a sizable amount of Latinas (a sizable percentage of which are fat)

Alas, I'm still unable to get laid
 
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There are hardly any blacks in my workplace

Yet there are a sizable amount of Latinas (a sizable percentage of which are fat)

Alas, I'm still unable to get laid
Brutal bro

Is that actually you in the avatar btw
 
Brutal bro

Is that actually you in the avatar btw
It's not that I lack interest from foids.

It's that I lack the capability to transition from "foid shows interest" to "foid is naked in bed with me"

My autism renders me unable to perform the social grace required to make that transition

To answer your question of whether the avatar is me, here's a screenshot of my explanation in my latest profile comment:

Screenshot 20260502 173037 Chrome
 
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It's not that I lack interest from foids.

It's that I lack the capability to transition from "foid shows interest" to "foid is naked in bed with me"

My autism renders me unable to perform the social grace required to make that transition

To answer your question of whether the avatar is me, here's a screenshot of my explanation in my latest profile comment:

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Oh, nice thanks for the info bro.

How old are you btw? And what do you work in? I work in finance/accounting myself. Nice to see a fellow oldcel (I am 30 myself) on here.
 
Oh, nice thanks for the info bro.

How old are you btw? And what do you work in? I work in finance/accounting myself. Nice to see a fellow oldcel (I am 30 myself) on here.
34, turning 35 this summer

I don't want to say the exact sector I work in (it's a somewhat small field)

The most I'm comfortable saying is a majority of our clients are medical
 
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34, turning 35 this summer

I don't want to say the exact sector I work in (it's a somewhat small field)

The most I'm comfortable saying is a majority of our clients are medical
Nice bro.

Good to see a fellow oldcel, professional on here :y'all:
 

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