I AM GETTING SURGERY (RHINOPLASTY IN DECEMBER IN AUSTRALIA)

[aspiringexcel]

I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY.

First, this is the soundtrack of this thread:


3 weeks ago i was telling my parents i am a subhuman and that i NEED surgery for my christmas + birthday + being a studycel gift. They seemed okay with it and i heard them talking to my uncle (who lives in syd) about it but i didnt make this thread earlier so i dont jinx it and i didnt even know if it would happend

The whole total is only a bit more than 800 AUD, the nose job shouldve been 3.5k AUD but my geomaxxing australian uncle pulled some strings bcs hes jewmaxxed.
I will get a doctors note to get out of school from 15th december to 21st of february. My deviated septum absoloutely saved me because without it i wouldnt be able to get the doctors note. I will also have to pass all of my exams early which is supposed to be tutorial mode according to my cousin. (For those who dont know, when i came from Sofia to Zagreb my parents moved to this weird Jewmerican school my cousin goes to. All of my subjects are in english and the exams are in english too which is A LOT easier to me than if they were in croatian. My cousin said "The tests are at the same level as the tests used to test down syndrome kids" JFL)

I will be getting the surgery on 27th of december. I am also happy that ill spend my time recovering in Australia because thats just a mogger activity and ill meet my Australian cousins (they brutally mog me).

The plane ticket will be funded by my family in Australia and the surgery by my parents

The only issue i have is that the people in the school will know what i looked before surgery but i dont care about what those subhumans think

I will likely just become a MTN in the most realistic scenario but thats 10x better than being a truecel. Becoming a HTN is possible but i dont want to get my hopes up too high, i am grateful just for the opportunity to fix my looks.

Now that my nose is secured, i will focus on gigasoftmaxxing. I already purchased minoxidil and i will also prolly dye my hair. Also skincaremaxxing and fashionmaxxing too. I already have a bunch of clothes i found but i didnt have the motivation to buy them because i would look like shit.

My surgeon will be some nigga from Singapore JFL. His work seems to be very good. I hope he doesnt fuck up my harmony

I love my family, i love this forum. I just have to get thru a few months of subhumanity and ill finally become human.

 

[aspiringexcel]

Forgot to mention, its not guaranteed because the nigga has to see me irl and examine my face and shit but hopefuel is hopefuel

 

[Deleted member 24712]

@nietzsche moment

extensive family moment

 

[Deleted member 25566]

is ur nose wide or just big

 

[SuperDavidGangbang]

Will you look like one of these nigs?

 

[Deleted member 33150]

I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY.

First, this is the soundtrack of this thread:


3 weeks ago i was telling my parents i am a subhuman and that i NEED surgery for my christmas + birthday + being a studycel gift. They seemed okay with it and i heard them talking to my uncle (who lives in syd) about it but i didnt make this thread earlier so i dont jinx it and i didnt even know if it would happend

The whole total is only a bit more than 800 AUD, the nose job shouldve been 3.5k AUD but my geomaxxing australian uncle pulled some strings bcs hes jewmaxxed.
I will get a doctors note to get out of school from 15th december to 21st of february. My deviated septum absoloutely saved me because without it i wouldnt be able to get the doctors note. I will also have to pass all of my exams early which is supposed to be tutorial mode according to my cousin. (For those who dont know, when i came from Sofia to Zagreb my parents moved to this weird Jewmerican school my cousin goes to. All of my subjects are in english and the exams are in english too which is A LOT easier to me than if they were in croatian. My cousin said "The tests are at the same level as the tests used to test down syndrome kids" JFL)

I will be getting the surgery on 27th of december. I am also happy that ill spend my time recovering in Australia because thats just a mogger activity and ill meet my Australian cousins (they brutally mog me).

The plane ticket will be funded by my family in Australia and the surgery by my parents

The only issue i have is that the people in the school will know what i looked before surgery but i dont care about what those subhumans think

I will likely just become a MTN in the most realistic scenario but thats 10x better than being a truecel. Becoming a HTN is possible but i dont want to get my hopes up too high, i am grateful just for the opportunity to fix my looks.

Now that my nose is secured, i will focus on gigasoftmaxxing. I already purchased minoxidil and i will also prolly dye my hair. Also skincaremaxxing and fashionmaxxing too. I already have a bunch of clothes i found but i didnt have the motivation to buy them because i would look like shit.

My surgeon will be some nigga from Singapore JFL. His work seems to be very good. I hope he doesnt fuck up my harmony

I love my family, i love this forum. I just have to get thru a few months of subhumanity and I’ll finally become human.
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just have a family theory

 

[gigaslayer]

I’ll admit it, I read the first 4 words. Nothing else.

Enjoy your botched nosejob and worsened body dysmorphia after the procedure. Your only choice will be to rope

 

[aspiringexcel]

just have a family theory

JFL

I’ll admit it, I read the first 4 words. Nothing else.

Enjoy your botched nosejob and worsened body dysmorphia after the procedure. Your only choice will be to rope

Tales.

is ur nose wide or just big

Jewnose.

 

[gigaslayer]

Tales.

From reality.


You’re in for a brutal awakening if you think fixing your nose will make you human. If the rest of your face is that bad you’ll go from subhuman to ltn.

You should’ve just taken the bluepill and tried to accept your nose. You’re fucked now, and your whole family is laughing at you for being so insecure over something so insignificant to all of them.

 

[Schizomogger]

I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY.

First, this is the soundtrack of this thread:


3 weeks ago i was telling my parents i am a subhuman and that i NEED surgery for my christmas + birthday + being a studycel gift. They seemed okay with it and i heard them talking to my uncle (who lives in syd) about it but i didnt make this thread earlier so i dont jinx it and i didnt even know if it would happend

The whole total is only a bit more than 800 AUD, the nose job shouldve been 3.5k AUD but my geomaxxing australian uncle pulled some strings bcs hes jewmaxxed.
I will get a doctors note to get out of school from 15th december to 21st of february. My deviated septum absoloutely saved me because without it i wouldnt be able to get the doctors note. I will also have to pass all of my exams early which is supposed to be tutorial mode according to my cousin. (For those who dont know, when i came from Sofia to Zagreb my parents moved to this weird Jewmerican school my cousin goes to. All of my subjects are in english and the exams are in english too which is A LOT easier to me than if they were in croatian. My cousin said "The tests are at the same level as the tests used to test down syndrome kids" JFL)

I will be getting the surgery on 27th of december. I am also happy that ill spend my time recovering in Australia because thats just a mogger activity and ill meet my Australian cousins (they brutally mog me).

The plane ticket will be funded by my family in Australia and the surgery by my parents

The only issue i have is that the people in the school will know what i looked before surgery but i dont care about what those subhumans think

I will likely just become a MTN in the most realistic scenario but thats 10x better than being a truecel. Becoming a HTN is possible but i dont want to get my hopes up too high, i am grateful just for the opportunity to fix my looks.

Now that my nose is secured, i will focus on gigasoftmaxxing. I already purchased minoxidil and i will also prolly dye my hair. Also skincaremaxxing and fashionmaxxing too. I already have a bunch of clothes i found but i didnt have the motivation to buy them because i would look like shit.

My surgeon will be some nigga from Singapore JFL. His work seems to be very good. I hope he doesnt fuck up my harmony

I love my family, i love this forum. I just have to get thru a few months of subhumanity and ill finally become human.
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W, good luck brocel

 

[Schizomogger]

From reality.


You’re in for a brutal awakening if you think fixing your nose will make you human. If the rest of your face is that bad you’ll go from subhuman to ltn.

You should’ve just taken the bluepill and tried to accept your nose. You’re fucked now, and your whole family is laughing at you for being so insecure over something so insignificant to all of them.

OP dont listen to this greycel hater, you will ascend and finally enjoy a normie life and not have to suffer as a sub 5

 

[gigaslayer]

OP dont listen to this greycel hater, you will ascend and finally enjoy a normie life and not have to suffer as a sub 5

 

[SecularIslamist]

Don't you live in Europe why go all the way to Australia?

 

[Schizomogger]

joined 10 days ago, you enjoying your stay here tiktok faggot?

 

[aspiringexcel]

Don't you live in Europe why go all the way to Australia?

Yes bhai im a Croatiacel.

Theres 3 reasons:

1. To visit family
2. A very good surgeon
3. A lot cheaper because my uncle knows the surgeon

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Bro excited for fucking rhino not gonna change shit plus big nose can look masc

 

[gigaslayer]

joined 10 days ago, you enjoying your stay here tiktok faggot?

You joined this year. I lurked since last year. I mog you in site usage.

 

[incel194012940]

I’ll admit it, I read the first 4 words. Nothing else.

Enjoy your botched nosejob and worsened body dysmorphia after the procedure. Your only choice will be to rope

Kill yourself incel

 

[gigaslayer]

Kill yourself incel

I’ve fucked. You haven’t. I also don’t fantasize about getting surgeries because nothing is wrong with my face. Who’s an incel?

 

[SecularIslamist]

Yes bhai im a Croatiacel.

Theres 3 reasons:

1. To visit family
2. A very good surgeon
3. A lot cheaper because my uncle knows the surgeon

Have fun getting mogged in Chadstralia. They're just as tall except not ogrefaced as Croats.

 

[Deleted member 32094]

Nice, my mom is so bluepilled that she won't let me get mole removal

 

[hopecel]

I’ve fucked. You haven’t. I also don’t fantasize about getting surgeries because nothing is wrong with my face. Who’s an incel?

>I've fucked
>500 posts just in the last 10 days

pick one

 

[comingtothisJFL]

I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY.

First, this is the soundtrack of this thread:


3 weeks ago i was telling my parents i am a subhuman and that i NEED surgery for my christmas + birthday + being a studycel gift. They seemed okay with it and i heard them talking to my uncle (who lives in syd) about it but i didnt make this thread earlier so i dont jinx it and i didnt even know if it would happend

The whole total is only a bit more than 800 AUD, the nose job shouldve been 3.5k AUD but my geomaxxing australian uncle pulled some strings bcs hes jewmaxxed.
I will get a doctors note to get out of school from 15th december to 21st of february. My deviated septum absoloutely saved me because without it i wouldnt be able to get the doctors note. I will also have to pass all of my exams early which is supposed to be tutorial mode according to my cousin. (For those who dont know, when i came from Sofia to Zagreb my parents moved to this weird Jewmerican school my cousin goes to. All of my subjects are in english and the exams are in english too which is A LOT easier to me than if they were in croatian. My cousin said "The tests are at the same level as the tests used to test down syndrome kids" JFL)

I will be getting the surgery on 27th of december. I am also happy that ill spend my time recovering in Australia because thats just a mogger activity and ill meet my Australian cousins (they brutally mog me).

The plane ticket will be funded by my family in Australia and the surgery by my parents

The only issue i have is that the people in the school will know what i looked before surgery but i dont care about what those subhumans think

I will likely just become a MTN in the most realistic scenario but thats 10x better than being a truecel. Becoming a HTN is possible but i dont want to get my hopes up too high, i am grateful just for the opportunity to fix my looks.

Now that my nose is secured, i will focus on gigasoftmaxxing. I already purchased minoxidil and i will also prolly dye my hair. Also skincaremaxxing and fashionmaxxing too. I already have a bunch of clothes i found but i didnt have the motivation to buy them because i would look like shit.

My surgeon will be some nigga from Singapore JFL. His work seems to be very good. I hope he doesnt fuck up my harmony

I love my family, i love this forum. I just have to get thru a few months of subhumanity and ill finally become human.
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mirin the ascension

 

[comingtothisJFL]

also arent u like 15yrs old?? my god man how the hell did you convince ur entire family?? now every family members including ur cousins know about it now and will be a fucking topic in every dinner conversation, hopefully its all worth it man, pray for the best

 

[aspiringexcel]

also arent u like 15yrs old?? my god man how the hell did you convince ur entire family?? now every family members including ur cousins know about it now and will be a fucking topic in every dinner conversation, hopefully its all worth it man, pray for the best

Im 16 bhai, no idea how i did it. I rambled about how subhuman i am to them on a family gathering. Everyone basically knows about it but whatever, also thanks bhai

 

[comingtothisJFL]

Im 16 bhai, no idea how i did it. I rambled about how subhuman i am to them on a family gathering. Everyone basically knows about it but whatever, also thanks bhai

yea after all that pain staking surgery, all you need now is a plane ticket to thailand for a SEA girlfriend and finally ascend, mirin the progress

 

[Deleted member 30942]

Congratulations man

Wishing you a great ascension

 

[Deleted member 32734]

I AM CRYING TEARS OF JOY.

First, this is the soundtrack of this thread:


3 weeks ago i was telling my parents i am a subhuman and that i NEED surgery for my christmas + birthday + being a studycel gift. They seemed okay with it and i heard them talking to my uncle (who lives in syd) about it but i didnt make this thread earlier so i dont jinx it and i didnt even know if it would happend

The whole total is only a bit more than 800 AUD, the nose job shouldve been 3.5k AUD but my geomaxxing australian uncle pulled some strings bcs hes jewmaxxed.
I will get a doctors note to get out of school from 15th december to 21st of february. My deviated septum absoloutely saved me because without it i wouldnt be able to get the doctors note. I will also have to pass all of my exams early which is supposed to be tutorial mode according to my cousin. (For those who dont know, when i came from Sofia to Zagreb my parents moved to this weird Jewmerican school my cousin goes to. All of my subjects are in english and the exams are in english too which is A LOT easier to me than if they were in croatian. My cousin said "The tests are at the same level as the tests used to test down syndrome kids" JFL)

I will be getting the surgery on 27th of december. I am also happy that ill spend my time recovering in Australia because thats just a mogger activity and ill meet my Australian cousins (they brutally mog me).

The plane ticket will be funded by my family in Australia and the surgery by my parents

The only issue i have is that the people in the school will know what i looked before surgery but i dont care about what those subhumans think

I will likely just become a MTN in the most realistic scenario but thats 10x better than being a truecel. Becoming a HTN is possible but i dont want to get my hopes up too high, i am grateful just for the opportunity to fix my looks.

Now that my nose is secured, i will focus on gigasoftmaxxing. I already purchased minoxidil and i will also prolly dye my hair. Also skincaremaxxing and fashionmaxxing too. I already have a bunch of clothes i found but i didnt have the motivation to buy them because i would look like shit.

My surgeon will be some nigga from Singapore JFL. His work seems to be very good. I hope he doesnt fuck up my harmony

I love my family, i love this forum. I just have to get thru a few months of subhumanity and ill finally become human.
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Jfl they gonna scam u with contour makeup for that price and dip

 

[Deleted member 3105]

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[Deleted member 3105]

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[aspiringexcel]

Wish I had rich jew parents. You leeches are just living in another world

Im maybe upper middle class. Both of my uncles are gigajews tho. I just got lucky he knows a surgeon

 

[Deleted member 29786]

From reality.


You’re in for a brutal awakening if you think fixing your nose will make you human. If the rest of your face is that bad you’ll go from subhuman to ltn.

You should’ve just taken the bluepill and tried to accept your nose. You’re fucked now, and your whole family is laughing at you for being so insecure over something so insignificant to all of them.

stfu

a bad nose can ruin your whole harmony

 

[Deleted member 29786]

good luck

I was planing to get rhino but since I fixed my overbite I don't think it's necessary anymore

 

[dakchuh]

I rambled about how subhuman i am to them on a family gathering

mirin low inhib