I am glad my mother went out with my dad, instead of this other guy that was rich but ugly

[panzerwaffen1488]

My mother, who was a model when she was younger, showed me some of the guys, who asked her out when she was younger, and one of the guys, was this super ugly guy, but he was mega rich, and she turned him down for my dad, who is 6'2, and looked like a clone of tom cruise, but blonde. And her reason was "your dad just had a really nice personality" . Yeah that was totally the reason. Pretty fucking brutal for the other guy, never even stood a chance

 

[BronzeAlligator1]

good for you

 

[panzerwaffen1488]

good for you

Almost couldn't have been. I could've been some short ugly retard with money. I genuinely would have roped, if he was my dad

 

[BronzeAlligator1]

Almost couldn't have been. I could've been some short ugly retard with money. I genuinely would have roped, if he was my dad

but if you had money you could hardmax to chad

 

[panzerwaffen1488]

but if you had money you could hardmax to chad

Nigga. I do not want to go through the pain, of 20 surgeries. If you had seen that guy, you would say the same thing. He was 5'3, chinese, and hideous. I would be non white, ugly and short

 

[BronzeAlligator1]

Nigga. I do not want to go through the pain, of 20 surgeries. If you had seen that guy, you would say the same thing. He was 5'3, chinese, and hideous. I would be non white, ugly and short

oh
say thank you to your mom

 

[panzerwaffen1488]

oh
say thank you to your mom

Yeah. Also, my dad is a pretty nice guy as well. So the personality thing, may have been like 20% of the actual reason