I am going to try to get a landwhale to hit on me so that I can reject her

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There is a new obese woman who looks to be in her 20s or 30s at work. I will purposely walk in the copier room when she is in there or eat in the same room she is in so that she tries to flirt with me.

If she flirts with me, I will try to show as little interest as possible and bring up my "girlfriend" (I don't have one) just to reject her :)
 
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yeah great idea dude!
 
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Its called a landwhale trap.
 
There is a new obese woman who looks to be in her 20s or 30s at work. I will purposely walk in the copier room when she is in there or eat in the same room she is in so that she tries to flirt with me.

If she flirts with me, I will try to show as little interest as possible and bring up my "girlfriend" (I don't have one) just to reject her :)
Christian Bale Swag GIF
 
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orrr...... u could just call her a fat landwhale bcuz thats much more dark triad :p
 
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nigga is still on this, you need therapy or just accept that you like fat women
 
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nigga is still on this, you need therapy or just accept that you like fat women
No. I will continue to make these threads. The female obesity rate just keeps going up and up. I made more anti landwhale threads than jsut about any human being on planet earth. I made 10,000+ other posts on bodybuilding.com, reddit and else where. Who else is there to make these threads if I were to stop?

Its like an ER doctor who works 65 hour shifts. I mean SOMEONE has to do the work. I am the only person willing to put in the work it seems.
 
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nigga is still on this, you need therapy or just accept that you like fat women
Don't feel sorry for these stupid ass pigs.

I work in a government office in the deep south. Mostly black/hispanic women. They could well be the fattest group of ppl on planet earth. Some are in their 20s or 30s and are too obese to even walk and can probably not even wipe their own ass. The wobble from side to side when they walk.

We are not talking a little overweight, and we all over eat from time to time, no one is perfect, but we are talking more obese than 99%+ of the worlds population and in some cases too fat to even walk or move. Don't feel bad for them.
 
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Update: Caught her staring at me. Now she I know she's interested. I just to find a good opportunity for her to be able to talk to me so that I can reject her.

I'll bring up my "girlfriend" when she talks to me. :ROFLMAO:
 
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Somebody likes fat chicks :sneaky:
 
Update: Caught her staring at me. Now she I know she's interested. I just to find a good opportunity for her to be able to talk to me so that I can reject her.

I'll bring up my "girlfriend" when she talks to me. :ROFLMAO:
dont overdo it
you will get raped again
 
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God I really hope she hits on me.

I can't wait to bring up my "girlfriend" in the middle of a conversation to see her reaction. :ROFLMAO:
 
UPDATE 2: she sits at the lunch table every day to eat it seems. Sometimes she brings outside food to out work place kitchen.

I plan on sitting down in the work kitchen without saying anything during lunch. I will just play on my phone and hope that she begins to talk to me.
 
UPDATE 2: she sits at the lunch table every day to eat it seems. Sometimes she brings outside food to out work place kitchen.

I plan on sitting down in the work kitchen without saying anything during lunch. I will just play on my phone and hope that she begins to talk to me.
post video or photo of them so we can see how discusting are those landwhales at your job
 
post video or photo of them so we can see how discusting are those landwhales at your job
No I can get fired for doing that.

But this animal is about average for where I work:
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This looks almost identical to the landwhale who may hit on me:
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Update 3:

I spent my whole lunch time in the kitchen (I normally go for a walk around the park) and she showed up. She just ate and lift within 25 minutes.

I guess ill forget about it.

Unfortunate because I have not rejected a landwhale in around 6 months :(
 

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