I am gonna ascend so hard this month. Here is why.

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So I dont know how but I managed to debloat. Maybe cuz I am only eating dried fruits and bananas and less junk food. Sometimes my face look skeletal and jaw looks razor sharp from the side. I fucking love that look. So now the bloat is outnof the way. I still look uncanny. Main reason are contact lenses. Thats why I bought Aquarella Dandara Hazel which arent yearly lenses so theyre WAY more comfy than my blue green current lenses. I hope to look less uncanny cuz of it but still have some halo. Cuz theyre light brown with grey. I do not really need surgeries all I have to do is slightly jut to make my jaw appear better. I already mastered it. And with my body halo and height between 6ft to 6ft1 with shoes I am chilling. @fashioncel @Funnyunenjoyer1 @Shinichi @Futura @Mrinfinityx

Finally some real ascension coming soon. Hazel lenses areive next week Ill keep u guys updated. Id say they only look a lil fake if u scrutinize them but they look like my real eye color a lil bit so it wont descend me as hard when girls see it as when I wear green ones JFL. Them greens descend me by 2 points and hazel max 0.5. So better ROI. Also hazel is more believable.


I think I managed ti debloat cuz I am not overtraining anymore spiking my cortisol in the gym. I mean i am eating almost daily shitty food and still I dont look as bloated as when I was overtraining jfl
 
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the day you drop a debloating guide is the day that internet will break
 
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the day you drop a debloating guide is the day that internet will break
If he ever put results and run deblating course game, for the first time in my life I will purchase something from a looksmaxxer cause it must compensate his bloating tendencies genetics who are at the epitome of the daily struggling magnificient Herculian type of work difficulty
 
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So I dont know how but I managed to debloat. Maybe cuz I am only eating dried fruits and bananas and less junk food. Sometimes my face look skeletal and jaw looks razor sharp from the side. I fucking love that look. So now the bloat is outnof the way. I still look uncanny. Main reason are contact lenses. Thats why I bought Aquarella Dandara Hazel which arent yearly lenses so theyre WAY more comfy than my blue green current lenses. I hope to look less uncanny cuz of it but still have some halo. Cuz theyre light brown with grey. I do not really need surgeries all I have to do is slightly jut to make my jaw appear better. I already mastered it. And with my body halo and height between 6ft to 6ft1 with shoes I am chilling. @fashioncel @Funnyunenjoyer1 @Shinichi @Futura @Mrinfinityx

Finally some real ascension coming soon. Hazel lenses areive next week Ill keep u guys updated. Id say they only look a lil fake if u scrutinize them but they look like my real eye color a lil bit so it wont descend me as hard when girls see it as when I wear green ones JFL. Them greens descend me by 2 points and hazel max 0.5. So better ROI. Also hazel is more believable.


I think I managed ti debloat cuz I am not overtraining anymore spiking my cortisol in the gym. I mean i am eating almost daily shitty food and still I dont look as bloated as when I was overtraining jfl
When trimax and implants ?
 
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@Volksstaffel wtf did i just say n i predicted that FunkyF will debloat in this month
 
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