I am not an incel

[Deleted member 23218]

Whenever I go to networking events or events where there are women, I make sure to rub my penis throughly and maybe even masturbate a little bit and mix in some precum. I do not wash my hands. I shake womens hands at these places.

These women are basically touching my dick by the transitive property.

I’m not a incel I mog you

@Ellipsis @mrriceguy @defezman @NFA PB @HarrierDuBois @Shitfacegoodbod=mog @rand anon @copefuel @luljankybo

 

[NFA PB]

 

[Deleted member 19174]

I guess i’m not incel

 

[Deleted member 23218]

I guess i’m not incel

Miring hard

 

[Deleted member 25938]

Mirin low inhib darktriad ethnic badboy trait

 

[Deleted member 24278]

No you're a truecel

 

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Mogs my social activities

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Once I met this strange feller in a nutward. A very expensive one! $12,000 a day. He was an actor. And no, I will not reveal his identity and thus give him any more fame he doesn't deserve. Anyway, during group, he told us a very disturbing recollection. He remembered his father would masturbate fluids into the salads at work. The dad was a culinarian for a fancy restaurant in a city and state I will not dox, motherfucker. The father bragged about it after having drinks at home with him.

Years later, Data now an adult playing a role in a famous science fiction series, said he too would do this to the cast's food pantry He explained to the group while laughing, "And when Micheal drank the smoothie, with my cum in it, then donned the Klingon mask on, I nearly pissed myself in joy!"

The reason why I'm sharing this is that I believe your father is a sick son of a bitch. Thus passed his disturbance down to you. Boy.