I am now a 29 year old dateless KHHV

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One more year and I’ll be a wizard. :ogre:
 
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it is officially over
 
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Also, happy birthday to Jordan Barrett. We share the same birthday but I don’t celebrate mine. :ogre:
 
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Happy birthday
 
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You will ascend one day before you make it to wizardceldom
 
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Happy birthday Gengar!❤️
 
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Noooooo I must become a wizard at all costs. :feelsohgod:
Sounds like something a fakecel who thinks he has a good chance would say :feelshehe:
 
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What's holding you back most? Do you have plans of surgery?
I’m uninterested in women and I’m also unattractive. No plans of surgery.
 
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Happy birthday :feelsmage:
 
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One more year and I’ll be a wizard. :ogre:
Happy birthday bro I'll be right there with you in 12 years if nothing changes
 
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Sounds like something a fakecel who thinks he has a good chance would say :feelshehe:
I’m a 29 year old dateless KHHV, I’m not even a fakecel in the slums of Mumbai by default due to my stats. :feelswhat:
 
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Happy birthday bro I'll be right there with you in 12 years if nothing changes
Thank you brotha. Avoid it at all costs, this is no way to live. :feelswhy: It’s just a series of misfortunes that came my way. That’s all.
 
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Happy bday
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Happy birthday!
 
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One more year and I’ll be a wizard. :ogre:
congrats bro mega cool (y)
what does it take to get my account deleted on here? i sent you, other mods, and an admin a dm and never heard back. do i need to start spamming jb threads or something?
 
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Happy Birthday GIF by Sesame Street
Halloween Pokemon GIF
 
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Thank you brotha. Avoid it at all costs, this is no way to live. :feelswhy: It’s just a series of misfortunes that came my way. That’s all.
There's no way to avoid my fate tbh, I'm unattractive face wise, average height and shit physique, unless I get a random growth spurt at 17 it's already over
 
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happy bd but how are you still sexless are you looksmaxxed
 
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escortmaxxing
 
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You will ascend one day before you make it to wizardceldom
Noooooo I must become a wizard at all costs. :feelsohgod:
Only then, will you be able to utilize your Wizard powers to channel your chakras and end the Kali Yuga, after which, we will all ascend with 72 Nordic Stacies. We're all gonna make it brahs. :feelshah::smonk:
One more year and I’ll be a wizard. :ogre:
Happy birthday though, I'll roll one up for you tonight.

I hate Rakeshes, but you're a good Rakesh. :Comfy:
 
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Happy birthday
 
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"PHEW!, Time to live my life!" If I don't slay in uni ngl I might rope cause I know it's near impossible in the workforce and I'd never get with someone off a dating app :ogre:
I'm at the point of no return. It's over for me.
 
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I'm at the point of no return. It's over for me.
I had a chance with a girl when I was 15 but I blew it because I thought I wasn't "good enough" and now she's in an LTR, I would've been her first rs and vice versa, even my best friend was telling me to pursue her but I was too stubborn, I wonder if I still wasn't khhv would I still be the same nigga I am rn
 
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I had a chance with a girl when I was 15 but I blew it because I thought I wasn't "good enough" and now she's in an LTR, I would've been her first rs and vice versa, even my best friend was telling me to pursue her but I was too stubborn, I wonder if I still wasn't khhv would I still be the same nigga I am rn
Mogs me for even having had a chance

Don't worry, this regret totally will not haunt you for the rest of your days. :Comfy:
 
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I could find an attractive girl to have sex with you tbh.

No joke, there's some girls who have a thing for being a man's first.
 
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I could find an attractive girl to have sex with you tbh.

No joke, there's some girls who have a thing for being a man's first.
Where can I find these? :feelswhere:
 
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Mogs me for even having had a chance

Don't worry, this regret totally will not haunt you for the rest of your days. :Comfy:
I used to get complimented by girls for my looks (well id get called cute not sure if that's emasculating and they're making fun of me but a win is a win) when I was 15-16 but ever since then I've been gaining weight (negative) and have since stop recieving such compliments and have been a fatcel the past 10-ish months, been trying to drop it for like 3 with no fruits of my labor and I'm genuinely considering :feelswhy:ING like I've been eating sub 2k but the weight has still been fluctuating :feelswah: I might just ditch food and start 72h fasts, I hear it has adverse effects like burning muscle instead but what if I lifted weights during it, wouldn't I hang on to it? I guess I'll find out since I started today
 
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IRL social-circle and pity-max with slutty girl ngl.
I wonder if I'll ever lose my pride, I'd never want to lose my first time to someone who'd do it with anyone
 
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Where are you from?
 
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I wonder if I'll ever lose my pride, I'd never want to lose my first time to someone who'd do it with anyone
its not that deep tbh. My first time was awful and it was with the stacylite girlfriend that became my girlfriend, at 23.5yo KHHV.
It's not something I have fond memories of whatsoever, nothing magical, not something which I am happy "I saved".

It was in fact quite traumatic and I have talked about it before here that I wished I had lost it to an escort with some professional 'girlfriend experience' instead of going through that traumatic shit with the girl like I did.

Who you lose it to isn't all that important, it's likely gonna be shit anyways and the girl ur doing it with is not the girl u'll marry or have kids with anyways
 
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Where are you from?
South Asian but does the difference between Pakistanis, Indians and Bengalis matter much? It's like Somalis, Ethiopians and Eritreans, or Swedish, Finnish or Norwegian, all the same thing tbh
 
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Who you lose it to isn't all that important, it's likely gonna be shit anyways and the girl ur doing it is not the girl u'll marry or have kids with anyways
23.5? Gives me hope I'm 17,
also, that is kinda what I'm shooting for, in this day and age ik everyone's already had their first times by my age but I still want to be delusional that I'll find a khhv woman even if it's well into my adult life to LTR and marry with, man, life sucks balls.
 
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