I am now a 29 year old dateless KHHV

[Gengar’s Ghost]

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

 

[Deleted member 31766]

it is officially over

 

[Deleted member 83942]

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

Bros going to evolve into an Ex

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Also, happy birthday to Jordan Barrett. We share the same birthday but I don’t celebrate mine.

 

[NumbThePain]

Happy birthday

 

[Deleted member 77575]

You will ascend one day before you make it to wizardceldom

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Happy birthday

Thank you brother. Miss you.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

You will ascend one day before you make it to wizardceldom

Noooooo I must become a wizard at all costs.

 

[Olympus]

Happy birthday Gengar!

 

[Deleted member 83942]

Noooooo I must become a wizard at all costs.

Happy birthday broski

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Happy birthday Gengar!

Thank you!

 

[tit]

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

What's holding you back most? Do you have plans of surgery?

 

[Deleted member 77575]

Noooooo I must become a wizard at all costs.

Sounds like something a fakecel who thinks he has a good chance would say

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Happy birthday broski

Thank you brotha.

 

[tit]

What's holding you back most? Do you have plans of surgery?

Also happy birthday bro.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

What's holding you back most? Do you have plans of surgery?

I’m uninterested in women and I’m also unattractive. No plans of surgery.

 

[raabla]

Happy birthday

 

[Sub5kang]

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

Happy birthday bro I'll be right there with you in 12 years if nothing changes

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Sounds like something a fakecel who thinks he has a good chance would say

I’m a 29 year old dateless KHHV, I’m not even a fakecel in the slums of Mumbai by default due to my stats.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Also happy birthday bro.

Thank you brotha.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Happy birthday

Thank you.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Happy birthday bro I'll be right there with you in 12 years if nothing changes

Thank you brotha. Avoid it at all costs, this is no way to live. It’s just a series of misfortunes that came my way. That’s all.

 

[Embryo]

Happy bday

 

[ineonx]

Happy birthday!

 

[raabla]

Thank you.

What will you use your powers for next year? Can you boost my Psl please

 

[Deleted member 25571]

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

congrats bro mega cool
what does it take to get my account deleted on here? i sent you, other mods, and an admin a dm and never heard back. do i need to start spamming jb threads or something?

 

[Klasik616]

 

[Deleted member 101775]

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

Happy Birthday Bro, Hopefully it gets better for you

 

[Sub5kang]

Happy bday
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"PHEW!, Time to live my life!" If I don't slay in uni ngl I might rope cause I know it's near impossible in the workforce and I'd never get with someone off a dating app

 

[Sub5kang]

Thank you brotha. Avoid it at all costs, this is no way to live. It’s just a series of misfortunes that came my way. That’s all.

There's no way to avoid my fate tbh, I'm unattractive face wise, average height and shit physique, unless I get a random growth spurt at 17 it's already over

 

[J99]

happy bd but how are you still sexless are you looksmaxxed

 

[Dominicoon]

escortmaxxing

 

[Praxxis]

You will ascend one day before you make it to wizardceldom

Noooooo I must become a wizard at all costs.

Only then, will you be able to utilize your Wizard powers to channel your chakras and end the Kali Yuga, after which, we will all ascend with 72 Nordic Stacies. We're all gonna make it brahs.

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

Happy birthday though, I'll roll one up for you tonight.

I hate Rakeshes, but you're a good Rakesh.

 

[Deleted member 55437]

Happy birthday

 

[Embryo]

"PHEW!, Time to live my life!" If I don't slay in uni ngl I might rope cause I know it's near impossible in the workforce and I'd never get with someone off a dating app

I'm at the point of no return. It's over for me.

 

[Sub5kang]

I'm at the point of no return. It's over for me.

I had a chance with a girl when I was 15 but I blew it because I thought I wasn't "good enough" and now she's in an LTR, I would've been her first rs and vice versa, even my best friend was telling me to pursue her but I was too stubborn, I wonder if I still wasn't khhv would I still be the same nigga I am rn

 

[Praxxis]

I had a chance with a girl when I was 15 but I blew it because I thought I wasn't "good enough" and now she's in an LTR, I would've been her first rs and vice versa, even my best friend was telling me to pursue her but I was too stubborn, I wonder if I still wasn't khhv would I still be the same nigga I am rn

Mogs me for even having had a chance

Don't worry, this regret totally will not haunt you for the rest of your days.

 

[Deleted member 17578]

I could find an attractive girl to have sex with you tbh.

No joke, there's some girls who have a thing for being a man's first.

 

[Praxxis]

I could find an attractive girl to have sex with you tbh.

No joke, there's some girls who have a thing for being a man's first.

Where can I find these?

 

[Sub5kang]

Mogs me for even having had a chance

Don't worry, this regret totally will not haunt you for the rest of your days.

I used to get complimented by girls for my looks (well id get called cute not sure if that's emasculating and they're making fun of me but a win is a win) when I was 15-16 but ever since then I've been gaining weight (negative) and have since stop recieving such compliments and have been a fatcel the past 10-ish months, been trying to drop it for like 3 with no fruits of my labor and I'm genuinely considering ING like I've been eating sub 2k but the weight has still been fluctuating I might just ditch food and start 72h fasts, I hear it has adverse effects like burning muscle instead but what if I lifted weights during it, wouldn't I hang on to it? I guess I'll find out since I started today

 

[Deleted member 17578]

Where can I find these?

IRL social-circle and pity-max with slutty girl ngl.

 

[The Grinch]

One more year and I’ll be a wizard.

I‘m so happy for you man and i wish you a happy Birthday

 

[Sub5kang]

IRL social-circle and pity-max with slutty girl ngl.

I wonder if I'll ever lose my pride, I'd never want to lose my first time to someone who'd do it with anyone

 

[Deleted member 83942]

IRL social-circle and pity-max with slutty girl ngl.

St mogger gaston trying to hook gengar up mirin kindness fr

 

[Praxxis]

IRL social-circle

Already doing this

and pity-max with slutty girl ngl.

So basically sell to her that I'm an abused dog(which is true) and that the only way for me to grow socio-sexually is for her to take my virginity?

 

[Praxxis]

St mogger gaston trying to hook gengar up mirin kindness fr

 

[longjohnmong]

Where are you from?

 

[Deleted member 17578]

I wonder if I'll ever lose my pride, I'd never want to lose my first time to someone who'd do it with anyone

its not that deep tbh. My first time was awful and it was with the stacylite girlfriend that became my girlfriend, at 23.5yo KHHV.
It's not something I have fond memories of whatsoever, nothing magical, not something which I am happy "I saved".

It was in fact quite traumatic and I have talked about it before here that I wished I had lost it to an escort with some professional 'girlfriend experience' instead of going through that traumatic shit with the girl like I did.

Who you lose it to isn't all that important, it's likely gonna be shit anyways and the girl ur doing it with is not the girl u'll marry or have kids with anyways

 

[Sub5kang]

Where are you from?

South Asian but does the difference between Pakistanis, Indians and Bengalis matter much? It's like Somalis, Ethiopians and Eritreans, or Swedish, Finnish or Norwegian, all the same thing tbh

 

[Sub5kang]

Who you lose it to isn't all that important, it's likely gonna be shit anyways and the girl ur doing it is not the girl u'll marry or have kids with anyways

23.5? Gives me hope I'm 17,
also, that is kinda what I'm shooting for, in this day and age ik everyone's already had their first times by my age but I still want to be delusional that I'll find a khhv woman even if it's well into my adult life to LTR and marry with, man, life sucks balls.