I am now a 29 year old dateless KHHV

29? i thought u were older jfl. 29 doesnt sound old but then again its 10 years older than me and im already too old for teen love (which doesnt even exist)
 
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One more year and I’ll be a wizard. :ogre:
@pprimus43 you’re not alone, 9 more years and you’ll be up there with gengar nigga :lul: lock in and get some foids
 
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@pprimus43 you’re not alone, 9 more years and you’ll be up there with gengar nigga :lul: lock in and get some foids
I’ll be in a coffin if it gets to that point
 
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29? i thought u were older jfl. 29 doesnt sound old but then again its 10 years older than me and im already too old for teen love (which doesnt even exist)
We are in a very similar situation
 
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Already doing this

So basically sell to her that I'm an abused dog(which is true:feelswhy:) and that the only way for me to grow socio-sexually is for her to take my virginity? :unsure:
if you have a friendship with a girl and you let her know that you are struggling with sex and your virginity, 'tell her you are an abused dog' as you say, it's possible she may choose to 'help' you.
 
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dnr undercover chad probably
 
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Happy birthday 🎂
 
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23.5? Gives me hope I'm 17,
also, that is kinda what I'm shooting for, in this day and age ik everyone's already had their first times by my age but I still want to be delusional that I'll find a khhv woman even if it's well into my adult life to LTR and marry with, man, life sucks balls.
Maybe sex and your virginity is a big thing for you, but then I want you to think about this:

What about making out with girls. Have you done that or do you feel similar pushback in emotion, feelings that make you stay away from such an experience, not try to create it, just like with sex?
 
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Also, happy birthday to Jordan Barrett. We share the same birthday but I don’t celebrate mine. :ogre:
Jordan Barrett, Gengar and Gio Scotti share the same birthday. 3 moggers
 
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If you were gay (not implying you are) you'd have sex everyday
 
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Who you lose it to isn't all that important, it's likely gonna be shit anyways and the girl ur doing it with is not the girl u'll marry or have kids with a
Ideally it should be
 
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Ideally it should be
if you're on this forum, there's a lot of proof that should've taught you that nothing about life is 'ideal'.

you just have to make the best of the situation at hand, with the power that you have. Dreaming about 'the ideal' is for losers.
 
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Maybe sex and your virginity is a big thing for you, but then I want you to think about this:

What about making out with girls. Have you done that or do you feel similar pushback in emotion, feelings that make you stay away from such an experience, not try to create it, just like with sex?
Well you are right about the first two, sex and virginity are both important to me as I was brought up by religious parents and obviously want someone with the same values (set up for failure tbh genz degen asf).
And about making out with girls, never done it, closest I've ever been was kissing a girl on the cheek when I was 3, also I don't feel pushback I just have an intense fear of rejection and how my social status will crumble once that happens, not only that but I don't think I've mentioned it but there's tons of things I can easily improve on before asking a girl out, such as the fact I have a buzz, could grow that out (I have nice curls religious parents forced me to cut em off but I'm 18 next year they can't do that :feelsahh:) and I'm roughly 25% bf I was 23% last time I checked (august) so I could benefit a tone just by losing fat and growing my hair before even thinking about the opposite gender :feelshehe:
 
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Well you are right about the first two, sex and virginity are both important to me as I was brought up by religious parents and obviously want someone with the same values (set up for failure tbh genz degen asf).
thats fine, but in this situation realize that making out with a girl isn't 'wrong' even by your harsh religious standards.
You should seek it out if you so desire and not let anything or anyone stop you.
And about making out with girls, never done it, closest I've ever been was kissing a girl on the cheek when I was 3, also I don't feel pushback I just have an intense fear of rejection and how my social status will crumble once that happens,
Sounds like something you need to work on man, don't distract yourself and focus purely on looksmaxxing because that's a separate issue from your fear of rejection and the way you think about socialization, social-status.
 
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thats fine, but in this situation realize that making out with a girl isn't 'wrong' even by your harsh religious standards.
You should seek it out if you so desire and not let anything or anyone stop you.
Idk man eternal damnation and burning in a pit of eternity sounds a bit more than harsh to me 😕
Sounds like something you need to work on man, don't distract yourself and focus purely on looksmaxxing because that's a separate issue from your fear of rejection and the way you think about socialization, social-status.
I dunno if it's different where you're at but teens in the UK there's a massive emphasis on socialisation and everyone's connected one way or another, social status is another issue in itself, anything you do is like a permanent stain, my status has been shit for a while now without anything adding on to it being a fatcel and a neek (combination of nerd and geek there's tons of weird slang here but they specifically use that to describe me because I top the class when they're salty about grades :feelshehe:), but to be fair I'm not seeing any of these retards soon enough, I don't think looksmaxxing is an issue per se, yes constantly comparing myself to others and diminishing my self worth is an issue, but at least I get to raise my self esteem even by a smidge, seeing myself look just a bit better and improving myself :Comfy:.
At the end of the day life's shit and you've gotta embrace it
 
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happy birthday my brother
:feelsautistic::feelsgah::Comfy:
 
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Happy bday my aryan bhai. I am right behind you unfortunately.
 
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Happy Birthday, hopefully you get a nice Jewish Gf For Christmas with big tits
 
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happybirthday
 
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Jesus, and if you put things in perspective, you've been on this forum since you were 22, and now you're 29.. Jesus Christ..

Also, happy birthday!
 
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Idk man eternal damnation and burning in a pit of eternity sounds a bit more than harsh to me 😕
its all cope. what religion do you believe in?
 
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its all cope. what religion do you believe in?
Islam Bhaiya premarital sex and any physical contact with a non mahram female (immediate family eg: mother sister) is very srs
 
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happy birthday!
 
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Go to India and smash a pajeeta .
 
Mirin bruh
 
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What a loser.
 
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Also, happy birthday to Jordan Barrett. We share the same birthday but I don’t celebrate mine. :ogre:
Come to Belgium PLEAAAASE man. We can celebrate it together. :ogre:
 
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better than having your gf cheat on you stay single and safe bhai
 
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One more year and I’ll be a wizard. :ogre:
Happy birthday man!
Idk why you are not marrying some gl virgin girl from Pakistan .( I said this because apparently you prefer marrying within your own race)

-You are quite above average height in Pakistan .
-your face is not ugly
-your lower third is good
-Just fix your hair if you are balding and gymmaxx .
 
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imma level 27 cptsd maybe vol cel and i think i will probably become a wizzard. i would like a green robe
 
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Happy birthday
 
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And to think you would have ascended if you weren’t too high inhib…

Inceldom is not even your only issue. You literally spent most of your 20s rotting on this forum.

What a waste.
 
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congrats bro mega cool (y)
what does it take to get my account deleted on here? i sent you, other mods, and an admin a dm and never heard back. do i need to start spamming jb threads or something?
That sounds so sarcastic. JFL. Anyway, you can delete your account yourself. It’s a process that will take seven days once you have started it. You can also request a ban.
 
Happy Birthday GIF by Sesame Street
Halloween Pokemon GIF
Thanks!
 
"PHEW!, Time to live my life!" If I don't slay in uni ngl I might rope cause I know it's near impossible in the workforce and I'd never get with someone off a dating app :ogre:
Most relationships form either in school or at work.
 
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ever thought about getting an escort?
 
There's no way to avoid my fate tbh, I'm unattractive face wise, average height and shit physique, unless I get a random growth spurt at 17 it's already over
You’re black, that means you can thugmaxx. If you don’t have a BBW fetish yet, then go and get one. :ogre: The landwhales get wet for thugmaxxers.
 
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happy bd but how are you still sexless are you looksmaxxed
Thanks. I’m unattractive. And no, I don’t looksmaxx. I am looksminned. I even don’t get rid of my unibrow. :feelskek:
 
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Only then, will you be able to utilize your Wizard powers to channel your chakras and end the Kali Yuga, after which, we will all ascend with 72 Nordic Stacies. We're all gonna make it brahs. :feelshah::smonk:

Happy birthday though, I'll roll one up for you tonight.

I hate Rakeshes, but you're a good Rakesh. :Comfy:
Thanks, JFL. I am more of an Abdul, though since I’m Pakistani. :feelsgiga::Comfy:
 
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