I am probably asexual

Michael Myers

Michael Myers

Moderator
Staff
Joined
Oct 25, 2018
Posts
95,256
Reputation
119,854
I never get boners, I don’t get morning wood, I am not interested in getting women despite being attracted to them. I do watch porn and jerk off often but that’s doesn’t diminish my asexuality.

@Thomas DOM
 
  • +1
  • JFL
  • Woah
Reactions: enchanted_elixir, PrinceLuenLeoncur, TsarTsar444 and 1 other person
You are just a @TRUE_CEL
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Michael Myers
get u a nice virgin village girl to take care of u

//UNCLE ALT
 
  • JFL
  • Hmm...
  • Love it
Reactions: Deleted member 1851, Deleted member 21381, Deleted member 21044 and 4 others
get u a nice virgin village girl to take care of u

//UNCLE ALT
“Just get a three-headed, multi-colored, diamond-covered unicorn, bhai!”
 
  • So Sad
Reactions: Alt Number 3
“Just get a three-headed, multi-colored, diamond-covered unicorn, bhai!”
sorry man. Guess I’m a little hypocritical.

//MR ALT III
 
  • So Sad
Reactions: Michael Myers
  • Woah
Reactions: Michael Myers
sorry man. Guess I’m a little hypocritical.

//MR ALT III
Not hypocritical, just delusional. Women like that don’t exist anymore and if they do they are chaddam/lite only.
 
  • So Sad
Reactions: Alt Number 3
  • So Sad
  • +1
Reactions: Erik-Jón and Alt Number 3
  • +1
Reactions: Erik-Jón
asexuality is incel cope tbh.
 
“Just get a three-headed, multi-colored, diamond-covered unicorn, bhai!”
Listen to subliminals for getting virgin trad wife
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Michael Myers
Listen to subliminals for getting virgin trad wife
Just listened to subliminals, now I got a proposal from a virgin trad hubby.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: BearBoy
Subliminalmaxxing tbh
Holy shit I got blue eyes now, grew 2 feet, my skin got white and my hair turned blond. This stuff is magic! Even my Jew nose is gone!
 
  • So Sad
Reactions: BearBoy
Holy shit I got blue eyes now, grew 2 feet, my skin got white and my hair turned blond. This stuff is magic! Even my Jew nose is gone!
Over darktriad looks are gone😢
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Michael Myers
Over darktriad looks are gone😢
😩
Gonna visit a Chechen village to increase my T levels. They seem to treat curries like me as people at least. Saw a video of a Pakistani guy traveling to Chechnya and the people there being nice to him despite him being curry.
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 16369 and BearBoy
😩
Gonna visit a Chechen village to increase my T levels. They seem to treat curries like me as people at least. Saw a video of a Pakistani guy traveling to Chechnya and the people there being nice to him despite him being curry.
Go up all the way to mountains you will meet a old man on a horse and he will train you
 
  • JFL
Reactions: Deleted member 22623 and Michael Myers
What you need to be doing is jelqing and clamping at least 4 hours a day to get a big old UNCLE tarse like @Thomas DOM

Asexuality is caused by a lack of blood flow, and this will fix it
 
  • +1
Reactions: Deleted member 20652
What you need to be doing is jelqing and clamping at least 4 hours a day to get a big old UNCLE tarse like @Thomas DOM

Asexuality is caused by a lack of blood flow, and this will fix it

Asexuality is caused by living in the west I think.

//UNCLE THOMAS
 
  • Woah
Reactions: Deleted member 22623
Go up all the way to mountains you will meet a old man on a horse and he will train you
He will say “Marşa vaġiyla ẋo, ẋo muxa vu?” And I will reply with “Yuxaala ẋar aẋ”, then he says “Marşa vaġiyla ẋo, ẋo muxa vu?” but louder this time, by now curry tears will fall from my curry bug eyes and I’ll respond with “Duqa xan yu ẋo ganza”.
 
  • +1
Reactions: BearBoy
Go up all the way to mountains you will meet a old man on a horse and he will train you
Rate my Chechen language skills, bhai.
 
  • Love it
Reactions: Michael Myers
First thing I understand others I didn’t but it was good it’s hard to read
I said “welcome, how are you” but twice since I pretend to be somewhat deaf, then I answer with “long time no see”. Usually it’s written in Cyrillic alphabet but I used Latin alphabet since I thought it would be easier to read for you.
 
  • +1
Reactions: BearBoy
I said “welcome, how are you” but twice since I pretend to be somewhat deaf, then I answer with “long time no see”. Usually it’s written in Cyrillic alphabet but I used Latin alphabet since I thought it would be easier to read for you.
Yeah Marsha wohil ho muh vu I understand better in English letters
 
  • +1
Reactions: Michael Myers
Yeah Marsha wohil ho muh vu I understand better in English letters
I think Chechen language sounds nice tbh. Mogs Urdu language to death.
 
  • Woah
Reactions: BearBoy
It is okay

//BIKER GANG
 
  • +1
Reactions: Michael Myers
I never get boners, I don’t get morning wood, I am not interested in getting women despite being attracted to them. I do watch porn and jerk off often but that’s doesn’t diminish my asexuality.

@Thomas DOM
Your brain realised there no point… there comes a time where your brain understands it’s “over” and stops trying to make you get women and it turns to copes. Takes a while but it happens usually in Mid 20s+ I haven’t been there as girls still occasionally cock tease me but whatever
 

Similar threads

Facecel
Replies
70
Views
1K
noodlelover
noodlelover
dna_cel
Replies
29
Views
1K
New Poster
New Poster
MoggerGaston
Replies
4
Views
305
MoggerGaston
MoggerGaston

Users who are viewing this thread

Back
Top