I am so cooked, I am trying to start looksmaxxing since idk but I need real help (JUMPSCARE WARNING)

[King_Schnitzel]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Begin now

Watched the whole thing, who is he?
What the tells me is completely different from for example Mr. Olympia Mike Mentzer or whatever. Why would I listen to him?

Also the first part, genetic thingy, I'm getting really envious on those people, what do I do against it?

 

[Kayra139]

Also the first part, genetic thingy, I'm getting really envious on those people, what do I do against it?

You can't know if you are one of them or not until you try, that's the fun part so go ahead and do gym, even if you are not one you will still max out whatever your ancestors left for you

Watched the whole thing, who is he?

A knowledgeable guy with a good physique really

What the tells me is completely different from for example Mr. Olympia Mike Mentzer or whatever. Why would I listen to him?

Everyone has different ways of doing things really, I leave it to you

 

[King_Schnitzel]

You can't know if you are one of them or not until you try, that's the fun part so go ahead and do gym, even if you are not one you will still max out whatever your ancestors left for you

A knowledgeable guy with a good physique really

Everyone has different ways of doing things really, I leave it to you

I will try to make the most of it and everything you all told me, thank you. I will update y'all after I used the skincare stuff and chilled at the gym for some time.

 

[AverageCurryEnjoyer]

I'm 13

go back to disney.com nigga. Hit the gym and wait for puberty like genuinely.

 

[iBlameWilly]

What's the difference and how do I do it? Like I'm not fat overall.

not fat but probably not lean enough, debloating is losing water retention, and face fat looks the same but can only be erased by losing bdoyfat

 

[PrimalPlasty]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

jumpscare is crazy ngl

 

[King_Schnitzel]

jumpscare is crazy ngl

I just wanted to say it before just getting flamed for my looks.

 

[PrimalPlasty]

I just wanted to say it before just getting flamed for my looks.

we're in the same boat bro dw

 

[King_Schnitzel]

we're in the same boat bro dw

But you're smart, I'm not.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Alright, I looked through the skincare products I already have at home because I bought them to change, but that seemingly never really helped.

I´d name the products I have, because I´m not sure which products to chose, also not what exactly I should focus on because I don´t know what´s the issue with my skin.

So I have the following products, you may need to translate some pages if you were to look at them:

And I bought this selfmade lipbalm of my local pharmacy, today:
These are the ingredients:
Dexpanthenol 1%
Hard fat 8%
Peanut oil 10%
Yellow wax 15%
Hard paraffin 15%
Wool wax alcohol ointment: 51%

Facewash:

EFFACLAR Schäumendes Reinigungsgel | La Roche Posay

Unser Schäumendes Reinigungsgel – jetzt mit verbesserter Mikrobiom-Formel: Entfernt Hautunreinheiten effektiv und stabilisiert den pH-Wert der Haut.

www.larocheposay.de

Removing pimples and blackheads and stuff:

EFFACLAR DUO+M Creme gegen Pickel | La Roche Posay

Tiefenwirksame Pflege gegen Unreinheiten mit Dreifach-Wirkung: Anti-Pickel, Anti-Mitesser und Anti-Pickelmale. Erste sichtbare Ergebnisse nach nur 8 Stunden.

www.larocheposay.de

Hair-brush (because back then I used to have the Slickback like Patrick Bateman did, so I had longer hair):

https://www.kaufland.de/product/498760337/

Razor for my "beard":
https://de.bulldogskincare.com/products/original-bambus-rasierer , of course with more blades.
Aftershave (my father told me to simply use this, not an "exclusive" aftershave product:

Amazon.de

Vaseline:

Client Challenge

Geologie trial set (ordered that last year, it was too extreme):

Cortisol creme (to resolve the issue with the too extreme creme above):

Prednisolon Creme LAW 100 g mit E-Rezept kaufen | DocMorris

Prednisolon Creme LAW 100 g mit E-Rezept kaufen in der DocMorris Online-Apotheke. Schnelle Lieferung ✓ E-Rezept ✓

www.docmorris.de

Random cremes (I bought them maybe one, maybe two years ago? Used them barely):

Amazon.de

NIVEA MEN Pflegecreme, 150 ml, 4,25 €

Schenken Sie Ihrer Haut unkomplizierte aber intensive Pflege mit NIVEA MEN CREME. Die Creme mit frischem und maskulinem Duft kann für Gesicht, Körper und Hä

chackpack.com

Random cremes (I found them in the cabinet, I never used them):

L'Oréal Men Expert Hydra Sensitive Feuchtigkeitspflege Sensible Haut,

Lebensmittel Supermarkt Drogerie Artikel online kaufen - atundo L'Oréal Men Expert Hydra Sensitive Feuchtigkeitspflege Sensible Haut, 50ml

www.atundo.com

Amazon.de

81289 Q10 POWER Anti-Falten Regenerierende Nachtpflege

Erleben Sie die einzigartige Wirkung unserer Q10 Nachtpflege mit 100% hautidentischem Q10 und Kreatin, die Ihre Haut über Nacht pflegt und strafft.

www.nivea.at

dm-drogerie markt - dauerhaft günstig online kaufen

www.dm.de

 

[übermog]

gutes potential, du brauchst halotestin 20mg am tag https://driadashop.to/halos-5-mg-fluoxymesterone und goatis diät

 

[King_Schnitzel]

gutes potential, du brauchst halotestin 20mg am tag https://driadashop.to/halos-5-mg-fluoxymesterone und goatis diät

Mein Arsch nimmt keine anabolen Steroide und wird auch nicht Goatis Eier lecken

 

[übermog]

Mein Arsch nimmt keine anabolen Steroide und wird auch nicht Goatis Eier lecken

"realitätsnah", was ist denn deine begründung gegen goatis diät und halo?

 

[King_Schnitzel]

"realitätsnah", was ist denn deine begründung gegen goatis diät und halo?

Bro, du brauchst eine Begründung warum ein 16 jähriger keine anabolen Steroide nimmt, nur weil ein Random auf looksmax.org ihm das erzählt?

Goatis ist ein Freak und Lügner.

 

[iblametoma]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

Lower third cooked but maybe if u get decent fucking haircut hltbs will talk to you(or if ur 6'7 )

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Lower third cooked but maybe if u get decent fucking haircut hltbs will talk to you(or if ur 6'7 )

5´7, it is so over. Which haircut could you recommend?

 

[iblametoma]

5´7, it is so over. Which haircut could you recommend?

How old are you . And you should get like a mod cut or something longer due to youre narrow face and jaw.Do not get fades(especially high)

 

[King_Schnitzel]

How old are you . And you should get like a mod cut or something longer due to youre narrow face and jaw.Do not get fades(especially high)

I am 16 years old. I searched for mod cut, this was what popped up. Like this or some special variation? Also what do I do NOW because the mod cut growth would take a while.

 

[iblametoma]

I am 16 years old. I searched for mod cut, this was what popped up. Like this or some special variation? Also what do I do NOW because the mod cut growth would take a while.

Sum like that but style also i get the struggle on the height im 173 cm at 14 so im also cooked and pray that late puberty hits me

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Sum like that but style also i get the struggle on the height im 173 cm at 14 so im also cooked and pray that late puberty hits me

Bro, 173cm at 14 is totally fine. I´m 176 at 16 living in Germany. The foids are all taller than me.
You will grow, you have years left.

 

[iblametoma]

Bro, 173cm at 14 is totally fine. I´m 176 at 16 living in Germany. The foids are all taller than me.
You will grow, you have years left.

Dk bout that i feel cooked allthough thank God most foids in Croatia are like bellow 168

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Dk bout that i feel cooked allthough thank God most foids in Croatia are like bellow 168

I wish you the best man.

 

[iblametoma]

I wish you the best man.

Thanks man you also try to grow out youre hair

 

[7940mogger]

I will hit the gym, neck is a part of it. But meat and harder foods wise, I mean my parents simply don´t finance it. Maybe jaw gum trainers or whatever they´re called?

ok thats cool you dont have to eat meat but you can just chew on a towel or something that is hard. I choose a towel since the jaw gum isnt enough for me.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

ok thats cool you dont have to eat meat but you can just chew on a towel or something that is hard. I choose a towel since the jaw gum isnt enough for me.

Isn't towel method cope though and causes underbite?

 

[mewcel420]

Eat as much meat, raw milk, (raw) eggs as possible
or just roidmax

 

[7940mogger]

Isn't towel method cope though and causes underbite?

i mean im only chewing on the towel not pulling the towel so i doubt i will develop an underbite

 

[e1488shciozl]

This text is from half 4 months ago and I never posted it, showcasing what a fucking insecure pussy I am and that I desperately want to change stuff.

Hey everyone,

I want to know what I could possibly do.
So here is my face.
And I want to actively looksmax for a year atleast.
I also want to go to orthopedist and talk to him about all this stuff, also in regardings of me wearing loose braces.

Also currently I look extra shit because I've gone from my Patrick Bateman Slick Back cut to a Skinhead-Buzzcut, and the backgrowing looks shit.

So, could you please provide me with tipps and methods that you think could help me and what they are ?

Thanks a lot and I am thankful for any answer.

King_Schnitzel

Youre good trust me. Take a pic of ur face from a longer distance bro. Or just in the mirror

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Youre good trust me. Take a pic of ur face from a longer distance bro. Or just in the mirror

I will, thank you. I really cry myself to sleep because of my looks.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Eat as much meat, raw milk, (raw) eggs as possible
or just roidmax

Meat is expensive, raw milk tastes like shit, raw eggs are absolutely unenjoyable.
Roids will fuck me up pretty bad.

 

[CorinthianLOX]

POTENTIAL

 

[King_Schnitzel]

You believe in me? Feed my delusions.

 

[mewcel420]

Meat is expensive, raw milk tastes like shit, raw eggs are absolutely unenjoyable.
Roids will fuck me up pretty bad.

get your parents to buy meat, how does something creamy and sweet taste bad, try eating the yolk only

 

[Sub3overforme]

Its not move at all bro, you have so much potential. For now just watch your diet and workout.

 

[King_Schnitzel]

get your parents to buy meat, how does something creamy and sweet taste bad, try eating the yolk only

They don't want to buy meat, they buy their slob shit and tell me mine would be expensive.
Creamy and sweet, that's not how raw milk tastes, especially the aftertaste.
Yolk only, yeah I know but it really doesn't make it better. Why raw eggs though, what's the problem with scrambled ones for example?

 

[King_Schnitzel]

Its not move at all bro, you have so much potential. For now just watch your diet and workout.

You think so? Thank you so much

 

[mewcel420]

They don't want to buy meat, they buy their slob shit and tell me mine would be expensive.
Creamy and sweet, that's not how raw milk tastes, especially the aftertaste.
Yolk only, yeah I know but it really doesn't make it better. Why raw eggs though, what's the problem with scrambled ones for example?

yeah that's tough, my father is kind of the same.
If your raw milk tastes worse than store milk then somethings wrong with it
Raw eggs have a bit more nutrients and it's easier to eat a lot imo

 

[King_Schnitzel]

yeah that's tough, my father is kind of the same.

I might be getting a part time job, problem would be my tiny stick arms and my ugly face and getting that to the public.

If your raw milk tastes worse than store milk then somethings wrong with it

I don´t like the taste of store milk either, but at least I don´t feel the need to throw up when drinking that.
Raw milk in itself tastes horrible, but the aftertaste fucks me up real bad.

Raw eggs have a bit more nutrients and it's easier to eat a lot imo

Time wise, yeah, I usually breakfast 5 - 8 scrambled eggs and it´s simply very time consuming.