I am thoroughly convinced that doctors lie about the average penis size to prevent mass suicides in smaller men

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I hate my dick. It's short, makes most positions hard unless I got an absolutely diamond erection going, and looks unimpressive in dick pics. i DREAD taking dick pics for girls, it just looks so unimpressive and when they react positively to it I feel like they're trying to stroke in my ego and they're thinking that I'm small in reality. It's a 15x14 cm (measured properly standing upright with a ruler on top pressing on the pubic bone just slightly because i'm overweight, no cheating from the side or from the balls.) And yet

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I'm supposed to be in the 94th percentile of size? Not by chinese averages but by american ones? I don't believe it one bit.

Anyone else can redpill me on dick size "averages"? I just don't believe them
 
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I hate my dick. It's short, makes most positions hard unless I got an absolutely diamond erection going, and looks unimpressive in dick pics. i DREAD taking dick pics for girls, it just looks so unimpressive and when they react positively to it I feel like they're trying to stroke in my ego and they're thinking that I'm small in reality. It's a 15x14 cm (measured properly standing upright with a ruler on top pressing on the pubic bone just slightly because i'm overweight, no cheating from the side or from the balls.) And yet

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I'm supposed to be in the 94th percentile of size? Not by chinese averages but by american ones? I don't believe it one bit.

Anyone else can redpill me on dick size "averages"? I just don't believe them
nigga u got a beer can tf
 
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idk, good dick is 7-8 inches long and as thick as toilet paper cardboard roll thingy (so like 6 inches)

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nigga u got a beer can tf
I swear it doesn't look impressive in girth either. The first time I read about the average girth I was like no fucking way it's just 11-12cm. I thought I was doing something wrong with measuring my girth (tape measure on my thickest point just below the head) but no it's 14cm. 14.5 if i have a super erection, but i haven't had those in a while, i really need to get to a low bf so that my body stops converting test into E2.
 
nigga it’s new years and you’re thinking about cocks
 
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nigga what is this thread :lul:
 
There was an episode of South Park were the premise was that Doctors were going to start claiming the average penis size was something like 2.5" to prevent anxiety among men
 
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There was an episode of South Park were the premise was that Doctors were going to start claiming the average penis size was something like 2.5" to prevent anxiety among men
netflix antonio GIF


they just know
 
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I hate my dick. It's short, makes most positions hard unless I got an absolutely diamond erection going, and looks unimpressive in dick pics. i DREAD taking dick pics for girls, it just looks so unimpressive and when they react positively to it I feel like they're trying to stroke in my ego and they're thinking that I'm small in reality. It's a 15x14 cm (measured properly standing upright with a ruler on top pressing on the pubic bone just slightly because i'm overweight, no cheating from the side or from the balls.) And yet

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I'm supposed to be in the 94th percentile of size? Not by chinese averages but by american ones? I don't believe it one bit.

Anyone else can redpill me on dick size "averages"? I just don't believe them
Chad makes women squirt with his micropenis. Penis size is cope
 
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his girth is bigger than his cock 🤣🤣🤣
 
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Chad makes women squirt with his micropenis. Penis size is cope
Chad doesn't have a micropenis to begin with. High prenatal testosterone is heavily correlated with adult penis size and is also what's going to make you more masculine and attractive. Pubertal test, also something that makes you grow into an attractive man, regulates penis growth in puberty (one of the reasons why CPS should take your child away if they happen to be fat as they're nearing puberty).


"small dick chad" is an oxymoron except for rare cases. most chads have bigger than average dicks. good genes come in packages
 
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your length is below average but thickness is good(y)
 
I hate my dick. It's short, makes most positions hard unless I got an absolutely diamond erection going, and looks unimpressive in dick pics. i DREAD taking dick pics for girls, it just looks so unimpressive and when they react positively to it I feel like they're trying to stroke in my ego and they're thinking that I'm small in reality. It's a 15x14 cm (measured properly standing upright with a ruler on top pressing on the pubic bone just slightly because i'm overweight, no cheating from the side or from the balls.) And yet

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I'm supposed to be in the 94th percentile of size? Not by chinese averages but by american ones? I don't believe it one bit.

Anyone else can redpill me on dick size "averages"? I just don't believe them
have you tried having sex with men to verify?
 
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Nah, average cock is like 5.3x4.6 or some shit
 
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Chad doesn't have a micropenis to begin with. High prenatal testosterone is heavily correlated with adult penis size and is also what's going to make you more masculine and attractive. Pubertal test, also something that makes you grow into an attractive man, regulates penis growth in puberty (one of the reasons why CPS should take your child away if they happen to be fat as they're nearing puberty).


"small dick chad" is an oxymoron except for rare cases. most chads have bigger than average dicks. good genes come in packages
lol stop coping with your pseudoscience
 
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lol stop coping with your pseudoscience
>pseudoscience

retard


 
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mines 18 cm and thick so dont care

this is very unsettling
 
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U do realise most guys lie about their dick size, even more than they do with height?
 
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Avg is 10cm
 
Western average is 5.5x4.7 inches.

Average on this site is 8x6 inches
 
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OP is actually retarded

he sends his thick girthy cock to girls and they see it and get wet but his body dysmorphia tells him he has a micropenis

LMFAO
 
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Western average is 5.5x4.7 inches.

Average on this site is 8x6 inches
Can confirm, have a 10x8 micropenis but I manage to cope most days.
 

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