i am unironically without any effort Zayn Malik one strand hairstyle look maxxed here

[aesthetic beauty]

u think this mogs that
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Bro this mogs you.

You are ugly. He mogs you with lens distortion out the ass.

 

[Banasura]

What would you rate yourself out of 10? Who would you say is your celebrity looksmatch?

idk but foids have said I look like this nigga, seems like a p handsome nigga, nose is failo tho.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

idk but foids have said I look like this nigga, seems like a p handsome nigga, nose is failo tho.
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They lied dude

 

[Banasura]

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They lied dude

nah I could totally see where they are coming from, I look like I could be his son or look similar when im in my mid 40s

 

[aesthetic beauty]

nah I could totally see where they are coming from, I look like I could be his son or look similar when im in my mid 40s

He has a better nose, better lips, and a better eye area. No you look nothing alike.

 

[Banasura]

He has a better nose, better lips, and a better eye area. No you look nothing alike.

delusional coping, u prob have thin lips so think full lips look bad, his nose is his biggest failo, and his eye area is average, nothing crazy similar to mine, he has better zygos, and we share a similar square jaw and face shape.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

delusional coping, u prob have thin lips so think full lips look bad, his nose is his biggest failo, and his eye area is average, nothing crazy similar to mine, he has better zygos, and we share a similar square jaw and face shape.

 

[Banasura]

lemme tell u what ur mentality is like, u have such extreme levels of subhoomanry that u cope by trying to pretend ur features are actually good.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

lemme tell u what ur mentality is like, u have such extreme levels of subhoomanry that u cope by trying to pretend ur features are actually good.

I used to feel bad for everyone gaslighting you, but now I understand.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

lemme tell u what ur mentality is like, u have such extreme levels of subhoomanry that u cope by trying to pretend ur features are actually good.

No, No you are right. You are as good looking as a handsome movie star. Bro they’re doing casting you should polish up on your script reading

 

[Banasura]

I used to feel bad for everyone gaslighting you, but now I understand.

ur just mad I exposed u as a subhooman who copes that a bimax will bump him up to htn from subhooman with his absolutly normal eye area that he hangs onto like a dying ember, and doesnt have the guts to post a full selfie because he knows this but feels arrogant enough to call others subhooman.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

ur just mad I exposed u as a subhooman who copes that a bimax will bump him up to htn from subhooman with his absolutly normal eye area that he hangs onto like a dying ember, and doesnt have the guts to post a full selfie because he knows this but feels arrogant enough to call others subhooman.

Damn you got me Chadpreet. Real life mogger, can I get your autograph?

 

[Banasura]

No, No you are right. You are as good looking as a handsome movie star. Bro they’re doing casting you should polish up on your script reading

Yeah lots of people are and look similar enough, its not rare to look similar to a movie star, and he isnt even the best looking guy in hollywood, hes just a handsome guy who aged very well. I think ur mad foids said this and the only movie star u have been compared to is subhooman number 43

 

[Banasura]

Damn you got me Chadpreet. Real life mogger, can I get your autograph?

yeah I know because I remember ur ramblings and found it funny, and im prob only chadpreet when compared to u.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

Yeah lots of people are and look similar enough, its not rare to look similar to a movie star, and he isnt even the best looking guy in hollywood, hes just a handsome guy who aged very well. I think ur mad foids said this and the only movie star u have been compared to is subhooman number 43

Mogger.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

yeah I know because I remember ur ramblings and found it funny, and im prob only chadpreet when compared to u.

Elite level mogger.

 

[Banasura]

Elite level mogger.

now hes resorted to mocking amazing sight

 

[aesthetic beauty]

>>

Your right I’ll never be this gl.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

now hes resorted to mocking amazing sight

You done?

 

[Zenis]

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i guess this one strand hair look is in our punjabi genetics,our trademark natural hairstyle,ultimate punjabi rizz appealing to female gaze

Nigga why is this forum so fucking deluded and schizophrenic

 

[justinzayn]

Nigga why is this forum so fucking deluded and schizophrenic

i only compared my hair strand to zayn malik hair strand which any human can have
but i am delus yeah as if i compared my face to him?

understand the joke can you?
why are all you so high coristal?relax

 

[Banasura]

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Your right I’ll never be this gl.

You done?

Amazing analysis here, I should get my buccal fat removed, you will never be comparable to me in 100 lifetimes, and u will never be comparable to guy on right in 1000 lifetimes.

 

[justinzayn]

You done?

You done?

why are both of you fighting in my thread

 

[Banasura]

why are both of you fighting in my thread

I fight everyone if they want 2.

 

[justinzayn]

mumbai saviour

thats not ironic
he literally is a dravdian thinking he can fraud black
wait till you hear his real voice

no one even react to his abuse comments under my threads i dont even reply to him most of the time

 

[justinzayn]

i am a delusional @Mumbai Savior hindu

i sound like this while living in canada,
i can pass as bbc as a pajeet

 

[justinzayn]

i am a delusional @Mumbai Savior hindu


i can pass as bbc as an dravdian

@horizontallytall

You done?

 

[aesthetic beauty]

why are both of you fighting in my thread

It's funny. I'm sorry I hijacked your thread.

 

[justinzayn]

It's funny. I'm sorry I hijacked your thread.

hey do i sound bbc like @Mumbai Savior or pajeet?

 

[aesthetic beauty]

hey do i sound bbc like @Mumbai Savior or pajeet?

You sound like you grew up in the US or Canada.

 

[aesthetic beauty]

hey do i sound bbc like @Mumbai Savior or pajeet?

You sound more white than black tho.

 

[justinzayn]

You sound like you grew up in the US or Canada.

do i sound more pajeet or black to you?
@Mumbai Savior

people say i pass as black i am not a curry hindu i am christian

 

[chaddyboi66]

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i guess this one strand hair look is in our punjabi genetics,our trademark natural hairstyle,ultimate punjabi rizz appealing to female gaze

Kind of reminds me of anime mc hairstyle for some reason.


I think the hairstyle Zayn has is meant to be something reminiscent of an old American greaser hairstyle which is almost like what G eazy or Alex Turner have tbh.