I asked a female coworker if I could touch her boobs

[Lorence]

Now I'm waiting in the police station.

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

Her if u were chad:

 

[afroheadluke]

I photoshopped a creepy smile onto a school girl peer’s yearbook photo.

 

[zygosmasher]

I photoshopped a creepy smile onto a school girl peer’s yearbook photo.

you should do it to your accuser too

 

[Lefty Rankin]

Now I'm waiting in the police station.

Which cucked country are you in? Is asking really against the law? Whatever the case refuse to speak with the police. Tell them you've got nothing to say and aren't willing to speak with them. Repeat it as many times as you have to.

 

[batman1997]