I asked for hgh and Retin-A for Christmas.

[Deleted member 5875]

Some times you just have to go for it.

 

[Chad69]

I pray that santa claus will fully your material desires

 

[Deleted member 275]

I asked for 1000 grafts in my temples for christmas

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

Asked nanna to get me a penis pump

 

[Chad69]

Asked nanna to get me a penis pump

She gonna give you that real sexy penis pump my man

 

[Deleted member 5875]

I pray that santa claus will fully your material desires

Will Santa put aromasin/mk677 pills with a bulk supply Mk-4 in my stockings.

 

[Chad69]

will Santa put aromasin/mk677 pills with a bulk supply k2-4 in my stockings.

Not sure about that
But I think he is gonna give you that big D to your body (vitamin D ofc)

 

[TheoryMaxxer]

Not sure about that
But I think he is gonna give you that big D to your body (vitamin D ofc)

Knowing you vitamin k = ketamine anyway

 

[Chad69]

Knowing you vitamin k = ketamine anyway

Vitamin B mogs = benzos lmao

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Not sure about that
But I think he is gonna give you that big fat D (vitamin D ofc)

Will he atleast get me some test-E,tren and deca.

 

[Chad69]

Will he atleast get me some test-E,tren and deca.

Sure man
But you know the deal
You send me 100$ on paypal first

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Sure man
But you know the deal
You send me 100$ on paypal first

silly stop fibbing. I know you have to sit on a obese balding middle-aged mans lap in the middle of a mall and politely ask him for what you want. Then he tells the real Santa

 

[Chad69]

silly stop fibbing. I know you have to sit on a obese balding middle-aged mans lap in the middle of a mall and politely ask him for what you want. Then he tells the real Santa

Close enough
But to 100% guarantee it,you need to sit in between his legs while he unzips your pants and pulls them down
Worked for me

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Close enough
But to 100% guarantee it,you need to sit in between his legs while he unzips your pants and pulls them down
Worked for me

big if true

 

[Chad69]

big if true

Big as his cock

 

[Deleted member 5875]

Big as his cock

Spoiler

jfl I'm laughing irl

 

[6’1cel]

Some times you just have to go for it.

asked my uncle for a fleshlight and a liter of lube