i asked grok to write a rap song

[slendermanmax]

[Verse 1]

Bitch asks me what's so special in you

I laugh and look that bitch in the eyes

I ain't no mothafuckin' Ace of Base crew

I ain't got no mothafuckin' gangster ties

I am just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo



[Verse 2]

Bitch asks me how many fucks I got

I just stare up at the ceiling, thinking a lot

I got zero fucks, no fucking side thot

Ma hand’s the only mothafucka touching ma spot



[Chorus 1]

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fucking foo

My hand's my only lover, I ain't got no love that is true

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fucking foo

My hand's my only lover, I ain't got no love that is true



[Verse 3]

I was sitting in the bus in the evening

Saw two fine bitches looking grippin'

Wanted to say hi, ask their Insta, and fly

But then my mothafuckin' heart starts racing

Like mothafucka got some kinda engine pacing

So I just fuckin' walked away

Pulled out a fuckin' cigarette

That mothafuckin' smoke felt so fucking great



[Chorus 2]

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I have a hard time tyin' my shoe

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I have a hard time tyin' my shoe



[Verse 4]

I used to shit my pants in the dark

My heart fuckin' sank hearing those dogs bark

I had a fuckin' toy tank I played with all day long

Until that mothafucka got thrown

I was so fuckin' sad, almost crying

Until my uncle gave me some weed

Got that shit in my brain feelin' like I am fucking flying



[Chorus 3]

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I hate watching sports because of the boos

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I hate watching sports because of the boos



Verse 5:

I don't give a fuck about no feminism
I don't respect bitches
because they so fucking dumb
I get so fucking hard lookin at cup d
that mothafucka wont sit down
until i call him the g

i am regular everyday normal fucking foo
I kill flies in my free time because i got nothing else to do

i am regular everyday normal fucking foo
I kill flies in my free time because i got nothing else to do

Verse 6:
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right I just have sex with them

I'd much rather see your titties
I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams



what the actual fuck this is

 

[sub5withgf]

Get a job

 

[hitmancrewzz]

not funny rope dnr

 

[eka]

Ik this is boutta be shit

 

[slendermanmax]

not funny rope dnr

nigga why u telling me this go suck some dick retraded fag

 

[slendermanmax]

Get a job

i already have one

 

[hitmancrewzz]

nigga why u telling me this go suck some dick retraded fag

have some brains in that empty head of yours, if i was a fag i wouldn't be here

 

[Yuqwi]

[Verse 1]

Bitch asks me what's so special in you

I laugh and look that bitch in the eyes

I ain't no mothafuckin' Ace of Base crew

I ain't got no mothafuckin' gangster ties

I am just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo



[Verse 2]

Bitch asks me how many fucks I got

I just stare up at the ceiling, thinking a lot

I got zero fucks, no fucking side thot

Ma hand’s the only mothafucka touching ma spot



[Chorus 1]

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fucking foo

My hand's my only lover, I ain't got no love that is true

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fucking foo

My hand's my only lover, I ain't got no love that is true



[Verse 3]

I was sitting in the bus in the evening

Saw two fine bitches looking grippin'

Wanted to say hi, ask their Insta, and fly

But then my mothafuckin' heart starts racing

Like mothafucka got some kinda engine pacing

So I just fuckin' walked away

Pulled out a fuckin' cigarette

That mothafuckin' smoke felt so fucking great



[Chorus 2]

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I have a hard time tyin' my shoe

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I have a hard time tyin' my shoe



[Verse 4]

I used to shit my pants in the dark

My heart fuckin' sank hearing those dogs bark

I had a fuckin' toy tank I played with all day long

Until that mothafucka got thrown

I was so fuckin' sad, almost crying

Until my uncle gave me some weed

Got that shit in my brain feelin' like I am fucking flying



[Chorus 3]

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I hate watching sports because of the boos

I'm just a regular, everyday, normal fuckin' foo

I hate watching sports because of the boos



Verse 5:

I don't give a fuck about no feminism
I don't respect bitches
because they so fucking dumb
I get so fucking hard lookin at cup d
that mothafucka wont sit down
until i call him the g

i am regular everyday normal fucking foo
I kill flies in my free time because i got nothing else to do

i am regular everyday normal fucking foo
I kill flies in my free time because i got nothing else to do

Verse 6:
Women are stupid and I don't respect them
That's right I just have sex with them

I'd much rather see your titties
I can't have sex with your personality
And I can't put my penis in your college degree
And I can't shove my fist in your childhood dreams



what the actual fuck this is

Absolute garbage

 

[slendermanmax]

have some brains in that empty head of yours, if i was a fag i wouldn't be here

shut the fuck little faggot nigger

 

[DrRodger]

Is this supposed to be funny