i ate 3 cans of sardines back to back and i swear my orbital bones started humming

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EPA. DHA. Calcium from the bones.
I didn’t chew I absorbed.
By the second can my temples were pulsing.
By the third, I could hear my zygomatics singing in C minor.
Looked in the mirror. I don’t even look better I look wiser.
Like I know ancient Mediterranean secrets.
My breath smells like Poseidon’s armpit but my eyes feel deeper set.
God-tier micronutrient cope. Would do again.
 

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