I ate pussy for the first time last night

[bignosesmallchin]

I was pretty bad at it. Only reason I did it was cuz she smelled good so I wasn't grossed out. We ended up fucking and didn't have lube so now my dick has 2 raw cuts on it, and it's halfway swollen around the tip.

 

[Deleted member 2981]

Eating out a woman is Beta, use her for your pleasure and tell her to fuck off as soon as you are done with her

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Eating out a woman is Beta, use her for your pleasure and tell her to fuck off as soon as you are done with her

I just wanted to try it. Did it for like 15secs then stopped. I can't see myself doing it again I just wanted to see what it's like.

 

[5'7 zoomer]

We ended up fucking and didn't have lube so now my dick has 2 raw cuts on it, and it's halfway swollen around the tip.

Brutal
@Dr. Bruh

 

[Deleted member 28691]

My honest reaction to this information:

 

[GamerCel]

didn't have lube

you were too subhuman to make her pussy naturally lubricate
brutally over

 

[aBetterMii]

Congratulations on joining the LGTBQIA++ community

 

[Deleted member 20890]

She wasn’t wet? Nigga you made her pussy dry like a desert sheesh.

 

[xtremfailer]

eating pussy =/= sucking dick. Dicks show symptoms to most STDs (urethra infection). Pussies, on the other hand, do not. It's easy to indentify an infected penis, it is hard to identify and infected vagina. There's no equality in sex

 

[Deleted member 21735]

id rather eat my itis out than fuck a stacy

 

[Deleted member 23391]

it's pretty easy and intuitive, you kind of have to suck her clit

 

[Deleted member 21044]

Brutal
@Dr. Bruh

What having no foreskin does to a mf.

 

[Deleted member 24586]

Eating out a woman is Beta, use her for your pleasure and tell her to fuck off as soon as you are done with her

 

[The Grinch]

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Ok, incel

 

[Deleted member 22627]

I was pretty bad at it. Only reason I did it was cuz she smelled good so I wasn't grossed out. We ended up fucking and didn't have lube so now my dick has 2 raw cuts on it, and it's halfway swollen around the tip.

Lube? Nigga they sposta be wet as fuck

 

[The Grinch]

What having no foreskin does to a mf.

Women prefer circumcised penis

 

[It'snotover]

Women prefer circumcised penis

*According to studies made by....

 

[The Grinch]

*According to studies made by....
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Cope

 

[bignosesmallchin]

you were too subhuman to make her pussy naturally lubricate
brutally over

I literally made her cum

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Lube? Nigga they sposta be wet as fuck

I tried going in dry at first and jut scraped my dick up the I fingered her for a bit and it got wet af. And I had it rubbing on her bare skin all night while we were cuddling so that's prob what hurt it most

 

[Vermilioncore]

I fucked my girl so hard last night she was kinda moaning in pain I thought I did something wrong or genuinely hurt her, but it was just that I fucked her so hard and deep. Bad boy life innit

 

[Deleted member 22627]

I fucked my girl so hard last night she was kinda moaning in pain I thought I did something wrong or genuinely hurt her, but it was just that I fucked her so hard and deep. Bad boy life innit

Bad boy 4 life

 

[JBcollector]

I was pretty bad at it. Only reason I did it was cuz she smelled good so I wasn't grossed out. We ended up fucking and didn't have lube so now my dick has 2 raw cuts on it, and it's halfway swollen around the tip.

She was a virgin right
RIGHT

 

[bignosesmallchin]

She was a virgin right
RIGHT

sadly not. i only did it for like 10seconds then stopped tho

 

[JBcollector]

sadly not. i only did it for like 10seconds then stopped tho

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

I was pretty bad at it. Only reason I did it was cuz she smelled good so I wasn't grossed out. We ended up fucking and didn't have lube so now my dick has 2 raw cuts on it, and it's halfway swollen around the tip.

You weren’t grossed out by the dried up semen resting around and in her vagina?

 

[bignosesmallchin]

You weren’t grossed out by the dried up semen resting around and in her vagina?

I mean yea thinking about that is gross but when ur fucking u gotta not care about that stuff. Plus being around naked women raises my t levels enough to not care.

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Tha

I mean yea thinking about that is gross but when ur fucking u gotta not care about that stuff. Plus being around naked women raises my t levels enough to not care.

t’s why it’s called “post-nut clarity” because you don’t think about how gross it is until after you stop being horny. Horniness is like demonic possession if you ask me.

 

[Deleted member 23391]

How would you have needed lube? If you eat her pussy, she should be very wet. I know it's your first time, but your foreplay game must be horrible. Strive to be better.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

How would you have needed lube? If you eat her pussy, she should be very wet. I know it's your first time, but your foreplay game must be horrible. Strive to be better.

She was wet asf by the time I was eating her pussy, it was dry when we started and I tried going in right away instead of foreplay

 

[klip11]

My honest reaction to this information:

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This is how @Octillionaire will look as a 50 year old

 

[Deleted member 23391]

She was wet asf by the time I was eating her pussy, it was dry when we started and I tried going in right away instead of foreplay

I see. It happens.

 

[Deleted member 24278]

Brutal she wasn't wet from you

 

[Deleted member 23391]

I just wanted to try it. Did it for like 15secs then stopped. I can't see myself doing it again I just wanted to see what it's like.

Do it for a couple minutes next time. It's pretty hard to fuck up as long as you don't do clueless incel shit like sticking your tongue out and drawing the alphabet with your tongue or whatever cringe redditors say to do. Put your lips over her clit area and kind of suck it, flatten your tongue, and stimulate it. Stick 2 fingers in her cunt and hook them upwards. Make sure your nails are trimmed. It's fun when she squeezes your head with her thighs. Good luck.

 

[bignosesmallchin]

Do it for a couple minutes next time. It's pretty hard to fuck up as long as you don't do clueless incel shit like sticking your tongue out and drawing the alphabet with your tongue or whatever cringe redditors say to do. Put your lips over her clit area and kind of suck it, flatten your tongue, and stimulate it. Stick 2 fingers in her cunt and hook them upwards. Make sure your nails are trimmed. It's fun when she squeezes your head with her thighs. Good luck.

Part of the reason I stopped so fast was cuz of my subhuman breathing, I was basically suffocating down there, I need bimax and septo before I ever eat pussy again

 

[Deleted member 23391]

Part of the reason I stopped so fast was cuz of my subhuman breathing, I was basically suffocating down there, I need bimax and septo before I ever eat pussy again

Yeah, that's the main problem lol. Also, after a while your tongue gets tired. It's ok, you'll get used to it.

 

[longjohnmong]

We ended up fucking and didn't have lube so now my dick has 2 raw cuts on it, and it's halfway swollen around the tip.

She definitely enjoyed this.

 

[longjohnmong]

Did it for like 15secs then stopped.

Bro

 

[Pei]

Cope

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Just practice basic hygiene and you’re the one that’s massively coping that you’ve been disabled

 

[wristcel]

you can even punch girls in the face

 

[autistic_tendencies]

I ate a sandwich