I ate this girls pussy for the first time and messed up. idk how to feel

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

So, basically, six friends and I went out on a Saturday and did nothing. Me and one foid just went to the backyard and smoked weed because we were bored. Nothing more than walking around, eating ice cream, and so on. Nothing special. Long story short, I stopped being stoned after two hours. It was a crappy trip, to be honest, as only me and one other foid were high. The rest of the guys and foids were too scared of "stinking" like weed, that's why they didn't even do much. It's like you can't really smell that stuff unless you're in a closed, small room or right next to us. It was mostly tobacco anyway.

Almost forgot that later, I was supposed to stay at the girl's house. The one I ended up going down on. I called her up and said, "Hey, it's late now. Is it okay if I slept over? Trains are going to stop running soon." She responded that it's okay, and I only need to seek permission from her mother. I spoke to her mother, and she was great about it. So I left for her place, greeted everybody, and we went upstairs.

Once more, we indulged in the smoking of my second joint for that day. We rolled it around 10 or 11 in the evening, and we were lighting it around midnight. We spent 20 minutes talking and then we both lay down. She was using her phone to chat with some of her friends. After she finished, she put her arms around me. [Remember, we hadn't really communicated for like a month or two 'cause our "getting to know each other" phase deteriorated, but it wasn't uncomfortable at all.]

Initially, I did not completely feel comfortable with making out with her as I was geeking out, but I still went ahead with it. Just for a short while I was groping her ass until I got tired and then I put my hand on her pussy. I started to touch her through her pants then I gradually removed the layers of clothing-pants, pantiesuntil I got access to her vagina. She took off her bra, and I stroked her boobs and stuff before I went down on her. I sucked her in the deepest way possible until I got to the point of exhaustion.

I returned to her face and then went back down to her pussy, though this time I absolutely failed. It was very dark, and I was very high. We were still kissing, and I decided to finger her (I won’t do it again unless i get asked to). I made a fatal error, however, by which I mean, I fingered her urethra by mistake, and as far as I know, it is painful. She took my hand off immediately and put it at the side of the bed. She started putting on her clothes, and I realized that I had screwed up big time. She murmure something under her breath, then left and went to the sofa infront of the bed to watch TikTok.

I absolutely killed the vibe, and I feel really terrible about it. Any advice on how I can fix this situation, or should I just get rid of the foid?

 

[ethnic subhuman]

 

[Psocho]

 

[grilldaddy❤️]

Reddit story

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

View attachment 4052030

 

[atturki67]

Tales
But no need to worry bout it
She will probably understand it that your not the best slayer and you both will learn it eventually

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

I sucked her in the deepest way possible until I got to the point of exhaustion.

it tasted like nothing except for some bitterness which was likely piss or lube

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Tales

why does everyone think its a tale there was not a single lie in it

 

[IraniancelV2]

You didn't, Subhuman.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

But no need to worry bout it
She will probably understand it that your not the best slayer and you both will learn it eventually

Thanks for the reasurance. I really hope she understands

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

You didn't, Subhuman.

this has to be some form of ragebait

 

[iblamegen3tics]

So, basically, six friends and I went out on a Saturday and did nothing. Me and one foid just went to the backyard and smoked weed because we were bored. Nothing more than walking around, eating ice cream, and so on. Nothing special. Long story short, I stopped being stoned after two hours. It was a crappy trip, to be honest, as only me and one other foid were high. The rest of the guys and foids were too scared of "stinking" like weed, that's why they didn't even do much. It's like you can't really smell that stuff unless you're in a closed, small room or right next to us. It was mostly tobacco anyway.

Almost forgot that later, I was supposed to stay at the girl's house. The one I ended up going down on. I called her up and said, "Hey, it's late now. Is it okay if I slept over? Trains are going to stop running soon." She responded that it's okay, and I only need to seek permission from her mother. I spoke to her mother, and she was great about it. So I left for her place, greeted everybody, and we went upstairs.

Once more, we indulged in the smoking of my second joint for that day. We rolled it around 10 or 11 in the evening, and we were lighting it around midnight. We spent 20 minutes talking and then we both lay down. She was using her phone to chat with some of her friends. After she finished, she put her arms around me. [Remember, we hadn't really communicated for like a month or two 'cause our "getting to know each other" phase deteriorated, but it wasn't uncomfortable at all.]

Initially, I did not completely feel comfortable with making out with her as I was geeking out, but I still went ahead with it. Just for a short while I was groping her ass until I got tired and then I put my hand on her pussy. I started to touch her through her pants then I gradually removed the layers of clothing-pants, pantiesuntil I got access to her vagina. She took off her bra, and I stroked her boobs and stuff before I went down on her. I sucked her in the deepest way possible until I got to the point of exhaustion.

I returned to her face and then went back down to her pussy, though this time I absolutely failed. It was very dark, and I was very high. We were still kissing, and I decided to finger her (I won’t do it again unless i get asked to). I made a fatal error, however, by which I mean, I fingered her urethra by mistake, and as far as I know, it is painful. She took my hand off immediately and put it at the side of the bed. She started putting on her clothes, and I realized that I had screwed up big time. She murmure something under her breath, then left and went to the sofa infront of the bed to watch TikTok.

I absolutely killed the vibe, and I feel really terrible about it. Any advice on how I can fix this situation, or should I just get rid of the foid?

time to move to another country

 

[autistic_tendencies]

You are just a cuck

 

[Marsiere214]

You are just a cuck

+ dogshit humblebrag.

 

[IraniancelV2]

this has to be some form of ragebait

No, we're in this together. Everyone reading this is a subhuman, as we are sub 6 PSL incels. Anyone claiming not to be subhuman needs proof, or he will automatically be classified as one.

 

[Chadeep]

I don't understand degenerates @Jason Voorhees Imagine feeling proud of eating out a shithole

 

[zuffensons]

Tell her the weed was laced w fent so u have a excuse why u didnt put on ur best performance

 

[greycel]

If you are going to larp, why talk about a topic as emasculating as eating a girl out

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Anyone claiming not to be subhuman needs proof, or he will automatically be classified as one

check previous threads

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

I don't understand degenerates @Jason Voorhees Imagine feeling proud of eating out a shithole

Did you read to the end? The point of the thread was how I messed up. I included the extra details just to make it a longer post.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Tell her the weed was laced w fent so u have a excuse why u didnt put on ur best performance

this is genuine advice

 

[zuffensons]

this is genuine advice

Bro Its cus i told someone this as a excuse

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

You are just a cuck

I simply didn't know how to act I was completely geeking out.

 

[valency 2.0]

So, basically, six friends and I went out on a Saturday and did nothing. Me and one foid just went to the backyard and smoked weed because we were bored. Nothing more than walking around, eating ice cream, and so on. Nothing special. Long story short, I stopped being stoned after two hours. It was a crappy trip, to be honest, as only me and one other foid were high. The rest of the guys and foids were too scared of "stinking" like weed, that's why they didn't even do much. It's like you can't really smell that stuff unless you're in a closed, small room or right next to us. It was mostly tobacco anyway.

Almost forgot that later, I was supposed to stay at the girl's house. The one I ended up going down on. I called her up and said, "Hey, it's late now. Is it okay if I slept over? Trains are going to stop running soon." She responded that it's okay, and I only need to seek permission from her mother. I spoke to her mother, and she was great about it. So I left for her place, greeted everybody, and we went upstairs.

Once more, we indulged in the smoking of my second joint for that day. We rolled it around 10 or 11 in the evening, and we were lighting it around midnight. We spent 20 minutes talking and then we both lay down. She was using her phone to chat with some of her friends. After she finished, she put her arms around me. [Remember, we hadn't really communicated for like a month or two 'cause our "getting to know each other" phase deteriorated, but it wasn't uncomfortable at all.]

Initially, I did not completely feel comfortable with making out with her as I was geeking out, but I still went ahead with it. Just for a short while I was groping her ass until I got tired and then I put my hand on her pussy. I started to touch her through her pants then I gradually removed the layers of clothing-pants, pantiesuntil I got access to her vagina. She took off her bra, and I stroked her boobs and stuff before I went down on her. I sucked her in the deepest way possible until I got to the point of exhaustion.

I returned to her face and then went back down to her pussy, though this time I absolutely failed. It was very dark, and I was very high. We were still kissing, and I decided to finger her (I won’t do it again unless i get asked to). I made a fatal error, however, by which I mean, I fingered her urethra by mistake, and as far as I know, it is painful. She took my hand off immediately and put it at the side of the bed. She started putting on her clothes, and I realized that I had screwed up big time. She murmure something under her breath, then left and went to the sofa infront of the bed to watch TikTok.

I absolutely killed the vibe, and I feel really terrible about it. Any advice on how I can fix this situation, or should I just get rid of the foid?

tales from the catacombs in France

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

humblebrag.

How was that a humblebrag? Where was I being humble and where was I bragging?

 

[IraniancelV2]

check previous threads

Why? You have subhuman in your name.

But don't worry, eugenics will save us!

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

You have subhuman in your name.

just for laughs

 

[IraniancelV2]

just for laughs

Everyone who's from Bangladesh and 5'9" that knows Hamudi is a subhuman.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Everyone who's from Bangladesh and 5'9" that knows Hamudi is a subhuman.

I'm half German half Italian

 

[TheOneTrveCel]

Tales of a 40 year old man from the basement of his daughters birthday party

 

[IraniancelV2]

I'm half German half Italian

I see.

Rate me 14, 174cm

Two to three months have passed, so I'm ready for a new rating. At this point, it's just puberty documentation, but you know what I mean. I did fraud with the lighting a little in the picture, but it's not really that much frauding. :feelswah:

looksmax.org

Sadly, still subhuman Incel.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

tales from the catacombs in France

I don't get why this is so unbelievable. This isn't a made-up story it's not a tale.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Tales of a 40 year old man from the basement of his daughters birthday party

I'm not 40. You would know that if you'd taken the time to check my previous threads.

 

[TheOneTrveCel]

I'm not 40. You would know that if you'd taken the time to check my previous threads.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Incel.

How can I be an involuntary celibate if I've had oral sex? That would mean no longer be considered an incel.

 

[crazyguy]

So, basically, six friends and I went out on a Saturday and did nothing. Me and one foid just went to the backyard and smoked weed because we were bored. Nothing more than walking around, eating ice cream, and so on. Nothing special. Long story short, I stopped being stoned after two hours. It was a crappy trip, to be honest, as only me and one other foid were high. The rest of the guys and foids were too scared of "stinking" like weed, that's why they didn't even do much. It's like you can't really smell that stuff unless you're in a closed, small room or right next to us. It was mostly tobacco anyway.

Almost forgot that later, I was supposed to stay at the girl's house. The one I ended up going down on. I called her up and said, "Hey, it's late now. Is it okay if I slept over? Trains are going to stop running soon." She responded that it's okay, and I only need to seek permission from her mother. I spoke to her mother, and she was great about it. So I left for her place, greeted everybody, and we went upstairs.

Once more, we indulged in the smoking of my second joint for that day. We rolled it around 10 or 11 in the evening, and we were lighting it around midnight. We spent 20 minutes talking and then we both lay down. She was using her phone to chat with some of her friends. After she finished, she put her arms around me. [Remember, we hadn't really communicated for like a month or two 'cause our "getting to know each other" phase deteriorated, but it wasn't uncomfortable at all.]

Initially, I did not completely feel comfortable with making out with her as I was geeking out, but I still went ahead with it. Just for a short while I was groping her ass until I got tired and then I put my hand on her pussy. I started to touch her through her pants then I gradually removed the layers of clothing-pants, pantiesuntil I got access to her vagina. She took off her bra, and I stroked her boobs and stuff before I went down on her. I sucked her in the deepest way possible until I got to the point of exhaustion.

I returned to her face and then went back down to her pussy, though this time I absolutely failed. It was very dark, and I was very high. We were still kissing, and I decided to finger her (I won’t do it again unless i get asked to). I made a fatal error, however, by which I mean, I fingered her urethra by mistake, and as far as I know, it is painful. She took my hand off immediately and put it at the side of the bed. She started putting on her clothes, and I realized that I had screwed up big time. She murmure something under her breath, then left and went to the sofa infront of the bed to watch TikTok.

I absolutely killed the vibe, and I feel really terrible about it. Any advice on how I can fix this situation, or should I just get rid of the foid?

looksmax.org users try not to lie challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

 

[IraniancelV2]

How can I be an involuntary celibate if I've had oral sex? That would mean no longer be considered an incel.

Wrong, an Incel is a man who gets unconditional love. That is only possible at 6+ PSL, in some cases 5+ PSL.

You allegedly having sexual intercourse with her only happened because she settled with you, as she wouldn't even look in your direction if Chad appeared.

So it wasn't unconditional. Not much different than having sex with a prostitute.

She used you for dopamine, but didn't actually feel what we describe as love. Otherwise, she would want to be around you all the time, submit to you, birth your children and alike.

Take the Below-6-PSL-130-IQ-is-subhuman-incel-pill.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

looksmax.org users try not to lie challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

is this a joke? You're the fourth person or so to say that I'm lying. How would I even be able to prove to you guys that I had an sexual encounter

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Wrong, an Incel is a man who gets unconditional love. That is only possible at 6+ PSL, in some cases 5+ PSL.

You allegedly having sexual intercourse with her only happened because she settled with you, as she wouldn't even look in your direction if Chad appeared.

So it wasn't unconditional. Not much different than having sex with a prostitute.

She used you for dopamine, but didn't actually feel what we describe as love. Otherwise, she would want to be around you all the time, submit to you, birth your children and alike.

Take the Below-6-PSL-130-IQ-is-subhuman-incel-pill.

Dude, the term "incel" is a portmanteau for **involuntary celibate**, which literally means a person who lacks sexual or romantic partners despite desiring them. It has absolutely nothing to do with "unconditional love" or a person's attractiveness. For what it's worth, my score on the Stanford-Binet IQ test was 137.

 

[AustrianMogger]

So, basically, six friends and I went out on a Saturday and did nothing. Me and one foid just went to the backyard and smoked weed because we were bored. Nothing more than walking around, eating ice cream, and so on. Nothing special. Long story short, I stopped being stoned after two hours. It was a crappy trip, to be honest, as only me and one other foid were high. The rest of the guys and foids were too scared of "stinking" like weed, that's why they didn't even do much. It's like you can't really smell that stuff unless you're in a closed, small room or right next to us. It was mostly tobacco anyway.

Almost forgot that later, I was supposed to stay at the girl's house. The one I ended up going down on. I called her up and said, "Hey, it's late now. Is it okay if I slept over? Trains are going to stop running soon." She responded that it's okay, and I only need to seek permission from her mother. I spoke to her mother, and she was great about it. So I left for her place, greeted everybody, and we went upstairs.

Once more, we indulged in the smoking of my second joint for that day. We rolled it around 10 or 11 in the evening, and we were lighting it around midnight. We spent 20 minutes talking and then we both lay down. She was using her phone to chat with some of her friends. After she finished, she put her arms around me. [Remember, we hadn't really communicated for like a month or two 'cause our "getting to know each other" phase deteriorated, but it wasn't uncomfortable at all.]

Initially, I did not completely feel comfortable with making out with her as I was geeking out, but I still went ahead with it. Just for a short while I was groping her ass until I got tired and then I put my hand on her pussy. I started to touch her through her pants then I gradually removed the layers of clothing-pants, pantiesuntil I got access to her vagina. She took off her bra, and I stroked her boobs and stuff before I went down on her. I sucked her in the deepest way possible until I got to the point of exhaustion.

I returned to her face and then went back down to her pussy, though this time I absolutely failed. It was very dark, and I was very high. We were still kissing, and I decided to finger her (I won’t do it again unless i get asked to). I made a fatal error, however, by which I mean, I fingered her urethra by mistake, and as far as I know, it is painful. She took my hand off immediately and put it at the side of the bed. She started putting on her clothes, and I realized that I had screwed up big time. She murmure something under her breath, then left and went to the sofa infront of the bed to watch TikTok.

I absolutely killed the vibe, and I feel really terrible about it. Any advice on how I can fix this situation, or should I just get rid of the foid?

Jfl at you for eating pussy, cuck low t behaviour

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Jfl at you for eating pussy, cuck low t behaviour

I didn‘t have condoms. Unexpected oral sex

 

[AustrianMogger]

I didn‘t have condoms. Unexpected oral sex

Dude you are a cuck. You did cucked things and got nothing out of it.
Focus on surgery (real looksmaxxing) not this cuck bullshit

 

[crazyguy]

is this a joke? You're the fourth person or so to say that I'm lying. How would I even be able to prove to you guys that I had an sexual encounter

you cant prove something that didnt happen

 

[IraniancelV2]

Dude, the term "incel" is a portmanteau for **involuntary celibate**, which literally means a person who lacks sexual or romantic partners despite desiring them. It has absolutely nothing to do with "unconditional love" or a person's attractiveness.

Holy gray. By your definition escorts cure inceldom. You are sub 6-PSL and therefore an Incel. Despite your IQ test, you are not high enough in intelligence to recognize that your bloodline are subhuman slaves.

 

[afroheadluke]

View attachment 4052030

 

[veganessujuc@gmail.]

So, basically, six friends and I went out on a Saturday and did nothing. Me and one foid just went to the backyard and smoked weed because we were bored. Nothing more than walking around, eating ice cream, and so on. Nothing special. Long story short, I stopped being stoned after two hours. It was a crappy trip, to be honest, as only me and one other foid were high. The rest of the guys and foids were too scared of "stinking" like weed, that's why they didn't even do much. It's like you can't really smell that stuff unless you're in a closed, small room or right next to us. It was mostly tobacco anyway.

Almost forgot that later, I was supposed to stay at the girl's house. The one I ended up going down on. I called her up and said, "Hey, it's late now. Is it okay if I slept over? Trains are going to stop running soon." She responded that it's okay, and I only need to seek permission from her mother. I spoke to her mother, and she was great about it. So I left for her place, greeted everybody, and we went upstairs.

Once more, we indulged in the smoking of my second joint for that day. We rolled it around 10 or 11 in the evening, and we were lighting it around midnight. We spent 20 minutes talking and then we both lay down. She was using her phone to chat with some of her friends. After she finished, she put her arms around me. [Remember, we hadn't really communicated for like a month or two 'cause our "getting to know each other" phase deteriorated, but it wasn't uncomfortable at all.]

Initially, I did not completely feel comfortable with making out with her as I was geeking out, but I still went ahead with it. Just for a short while I was groping her ass until I got tired and then I put my hand on her pussy. I started to touch her through her pants then I gradually removed the layers of clothing-pants, pantiesuntil I got access to her vagina. She took off her bra, and I stroked her boobs and stuff before I went down on her. I sucked her in the deepest way possible until I got to the point of exhaustion.

I returned to her face and then went back down to her pussy, though this time I absolutely failed. It was very dark, and I was very high. We were still kissing, and I decided to finger her (I won’t do it again unless i get asked to). I made a fatal error, however, by which I mean, I fingered her urethra by mistake, and as far as I know, it is painful. She took my hand off immediately and put it at the side of the bed. She started putting on her clothes, and I realized that I had screwed up big time. She murmure something under her breath, then left and went to the sofa infront of the bed to watch TikTok.

I absolutely killed the vibe, and I feel really terrible about it. Any advice on how I can fix this situation, or should I just get rid of the foid?

How do you get confused between those two holes? I bet that was painful asf.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Dude you are a cuck. You did cucked things and got nothing out of it.
Focus on surgery (real looksmaxxing) not this cuck bullshit

Bedeutet 'cuck' nicht jemanden, es geil findet zuzusehen, wie seine Frau mit einem anderen Mann schläft? Wie hast du es in dieser Diskussion gemeint?

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

How do you get confused between those two holes? I bet that was painful asf.

I was completely high, and the darkness was absolute.

 

[sub5_in_banglasesh]

Holy gray. By your definition escorts cure inceldom. You are sub 6-PSL and therefore an Incel. Despite your IQ test, you are not high enough in intelligence to recognize that your bloodline are subhuman slaves.

ru kidding me rn

 

[deathisseks]

tales from the catacombs of Rome