I became a wizzard yesterday. AMA

[Panzram]

Title

 

[Cookie271]

Does it prevent you from spelling properly?

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

Can you make it dance

 

[Panzram]

Does it prevent you from spelling properly?

My retardation does

 

[Panzram]

Can you make it dance

What do you mean?

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Did you not have sex before, like with an escort? Welcome to the club.

 

[Mr. Squarepants]

What do you mean?

Can you make anything dance

What type of sorcery did you focus on

 

[Fragments]

Has a woman ever expressed signs of interest in you?

 

[Panzram]

Did you not have sex before, like with an escort? Welcome to the club.

No

 

[Panzram]

Has a woman ever expressed signs of interest in you?

Yes while I was a teen but I was too ND to get it. Took me 10 years to understand.

 

[Panzram]

Can you make anything dance

What type of sorcery did you focus on

Virginity is my sorcery

 

[Beanermaxxer]

What is your favorite tapletop game?

 

[Panzram]

What is your favorite tapletop game?

I dont play that

 

[trvechud]

Yes while I was a teen but I was too ND to get it. Took me 10 years to understand.

Can you go into detail

 

[Panzram]

Can you go into detail

This girl that went to elementary with me would lay her head in my lap while waiting for the school bus on the bench when we were in highschool. She would run her fingers in the bus through my hair and ask me what hair products I was using. Shit like that. Random gypsy girls (they love blond amd blue/green eyed guys) that I worked in the fields with would look me in the eye and tell me how pretty my eyes were. Shit like that.

 

[trvechud]

This girl that went to elementary with me would lay her head in my lap while waiting for the school bus on the bench when we were in highschool. She would run her fingers in the bus through my hair and ask me what hair products I was using. Shit like that. Random gypsy girls (they love blond amd blue/green eyed guys) that I worked in the fields with would look me in the eye and tell me how pretty my eyes were. Shit like that.

When i hit 30 ill be more powerful than you. For no foid has ever shown an interest in me. I shall be king of the wizards

 

[Panzram]

When i hit 30 ill be more powerful than you. For no foid has ever shown an interest in me. I shall be king of the wizards View attachment 5013518

My powers are very small indeed. I wish you a powerful wizardship.

 

[trvechud]

My powers are very small indeed. I wish you a powerful wizardship.

Just 14 more years bhai.

 

[Panzram]

Just 14 more years bhai.

You are too young to be thinking of becoming a wizzard, there is time enough for you.

 

[trvechud]

You are too young to be thinking of becoming a wizzard, there is time enough for you.

You old cels dont understand what its like being a young blud 5'8 ltn in these times. I am a incel. Maybe if I were 6'0 or htn it'd be different