I became the first person to cum in 2025

[GabachoCopium]

December 31st 2024 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2025. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2025. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2025. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2025.

 

[R@m@]

Shall we make a statue, sar?

 

[R@m@]

My honest reaction to this post:

 

[GabachoCopium]

My honest reaction to this post:


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Everyday, everyday I see this photo when I log in to this website

You just can not avoid it

 

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[GabachoCopium]

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Not watching that nigger

 

[Angutoid]

Shall we make a statue, sar?

 

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LIVE ACTION SUDDEN INHALANT DEATH

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

 

[solpafanima]

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December 31st 2024 - I sat in my chair furiously masturbating my dick desperate to release gallons of sperm but I resisted the urge and I kept edging for 5 minutes carefully watching the clock on my PC. I waited in anticipation until finally it was 2025. I ejaculated releasing loads and loads of gooey white cum everywhere, I moaned with satisfaction, proud of my achievement.

I had just become the first person to cum in 2025. I look over my cum filled desk and chair with pride.

So all of you can go cry, because none of you will be able to claim my title of first person to cum in 2025. Go wallow in sorrow and self-pity at the fact that you missed the opportunity to ejaculate just when it reached the New Year at midnight. While you subhuman mere mortals are setting of fireworks at midnight, I am blasting a massive explosion of cum everywhere. Oh yes, I am now superior to everyone on the planet, bow down to me, the cum lord of 2025.

nope someone inna different time zone probably did it before

 

[R@m@]

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Gabachocopium, first man to cum

2025, A.c

 

[DepigmentedBrownoid]