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Getting my hair dyed while typing this (im under the dryer)
But im being Giga retarded rn, i walked in and sat down and said I wanted to coloringmax
She ignored it and said ok what do you want, i open my phone and tinder is on, i told her i dont use that shit unironically just to test my sexual market value.
I google a pic of thom strijid and tell her i want to fraud a nordic pheno JFL, shes like oh you have green eyes aswell
Then i told her I made an eye lighting cocktail and gave her the ingredients
I told her a guy named A10 from discord told me to dye my hair
I said my sister dyed hers blonde recently and ascended hard, she asked what ascension is and i said its from a forum called lookism.net
I told her I trust in softmaxxing and that im not gonna waste my time trying to get insane amount of surgery like looksmax.org users just simple custom implants
I told this bitch coloring is life and it will raise my appeal giga and that i cant wait to post a before and after on looksmax.org
But im being Giga retarded rn, i walked in and sat down and said I wanted to coloringmax
She ignored it and said ok what do you want, i open my phone and tinder is on, i told her i dont use that shit unironically just to test my sexual market value.
I google a pic of thom strijid and tell her i want to fraud a nordic pheno JFL, shes like oh you have green eyes aswell
Then i told her I made an eye lighting cocktail and gave her the ingredients
I told her a guy named A10 from discord told me to dye my hair
I said my sister dyed hers blonde recently and ascended hard, she asked what ascension is and i said its from a forum called lookism.net
I told her I trust in softmaxxing and that im not gonna waste my time trying to get insane amount of surgery like looksmax.org users just simple custom implants
I told this bitch coloring is life and it will raise my appeal giga and that i cant wait to post a before and after on looksmax.org