I (british) am writing happy independence day emails to our usa clients from my bosses(american)'s email from the perspective of him

[ScientificLooksmax]

As if my ancestors weren't the ones they were trying to escape from

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

The worlds first Brit to acknowledge American Independence Day because trust me nobody thinks about it or even knows about it we are always pleasantly suprised every year about the Yank Independence Day because we always forget you fuckers have one