I brought flowers to my htb onetis who has the strictest parents on earth

[Klassek]

basically my onetis is this girl i liked for 6 months in 10th grade, at one point i got tired of just waiting so i went up to her and asked for her instagram, suprisingly to me she gave it to me, after that we got to know eachother really well and i walked her home and whatnot, i have her location and everything now since weve known eachother for a while, she genuinely never goes outsides unless her parents r taking her somewhere, this made me attracted to her even more

I asked around my school, and everyone she knew and i knew told me that shes never had a boyfriend before, so now i start taking her seriously, keep in mind her parents are super strict and dont allow her to date or even speak to a boy, so imagine them finding out were dating.

Prior to all this 10 months have passed, i got ahold of 150 dollar bouqet of flowers that i was going to throw away anyway, so i decide to go with my boi to her house, when i got to her house 3 cars were parked outside and i could hear a lot of guests in the house, me being the high inhib blud when it comes to these things, instead of walking up to the door, dropping off the flowers, risk being seen and running away, i decided to go through the backyard from a different neighbors house, jump the fence, land face first and approach the door, i put down the flowers and right after that the door opens, as retarded as i am i have bad vision, i did NOT notice her father looking at me through the window OR as i scoped the house out for the past 30 minutes OR where i struggled climbing the fence

I absolutely shit my pants, as i heard this 6,3 boulder of a man start screaming at me, thanks to my quick thinking i decided to run away and climb the fence again, where this time after i climbed, i not only landed face first, but also tore my nice ami shirt on the tip of the fence,

8 hours have passed and she has not texted me back, or been online anywhere, either i will never be seeing her again, or hopefully i will be forced to meet her parents

Thanks to everyone reading give your thoughts and il update soon

Spoiler: Bois

@The Hatman @blinkers @KronionTheGreat @Stalker @hate

 

[Klassek]

inb4 a grey posts dnr
@niggawhat @lowdimotrucel @Vrilltrum @cowmuncher26 @commander.is.ur.co

 

[lowdimotrucel]

bro what the fuck did i just read are u retarted jfl.

 

[Stalker]

Will read tommorow it's 5am 4 me

 

[Klassek]

bro what the fuck did i just read are u retarted jfl.

yeah bro when i really like a girl im not DNR pilled anymore

 

[KronionTheGreat]

Nigga why didn’t you just knock on the door lmao

 

[Klassek]

Nigga why didn’t you just knock on the door lmao

Nigga did you read the thread

her parents are super strict and dont allow her to date or even speak to a boy, so imagine them finding out were dating.

heard this 6,3 boulder of a man start screaming at me

i was planning to be sneaki

 

[eliasdickrider2237]

Dnrd someone sum it up to me please or I will read it later

 

[eka]

DNR

 

[Klassek]

DNR

eka​

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Niggas 13 too

 

[BOX13]

basically my onetis is this girl i liked for 6 months in 10th grade, at one point i got tired of just waiting so i went up to her and asked for her instagram, suprisingly to me she gave it to me, after that we got to know eachother really well and i walked her home and whatnot, i have her location and everything now since weve known eachother for a while, she genuinely never goes outsides unless her parents r taking her somewhere, this made me attracted to her even more

I asked around my school, and everyone she knew and i knew told me that shes never had a boyfriend before, so now i start taking her seriously, keep in mind her parents are super strict and dont allow her to date or even speak to a boy, so imagine them finding out were dating.

Prior to all this 10 months have passed, i got ahold of 150 dollar bouqet of flowers that i was going to throw away anyway, so i decide to go with my boi to her house, when i got to her house 3 cars were parked outside and i could hear a lot of guests in the house, me being the high inhib blud when it comes to these things, instead of walking up to the door, dropping off the flowers, risk being seen and running away, i decided to go through the backyard from a different neighbors house, jump the fence, land face first and approach the door, i put down the flowers and right after that the door opens, as retarded as i am i have bad vision, i did NOT notice her father looking at me through the window OR as i scoped the house out for the past 30 minutes OR where i struggled climbing the fence

I absolutely shit my pants, as i heard this 6,3 boulder of a man start screaming at me, thanks to my quick thinking i decided to run away and climb the fence again, where this time after i climbed, i not only landed face first, but also tore my nice ami shirt on the tip of the fence,

8 hours have passed and she has not texted me back, or been online anywhere, either i will never be seeing her again, or hopefully i will be forced to meet her parents

Thanks to everyone reading give your thoughts and il update soon

Spoiler: Bois

@The Hatman @blinkers @KronionTheGreat @Stalker @hate

Took my time to read this shit, definitely worth it, might be over for you tho

 

[eka]

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Niggas 13 too

Fuck u tryna say

 

[Klassek]

Took my time to read this shit, definitely worth it, might be over for you tho

Yeah most likely over, still hasn’t texted back and i just checked i’m on seen

 

[BOX13]

Yeah most likely over, still hasn’t texted back and i just checked i’m on seen

Ngl if i was a father i would let a guy who goes through all this trouble be with my girl

 

[Klassek]

Ngl if i was a father i would let a guy who goes through all this trouble be with my girl

let’s hope he thinks the same way bhai

 

[futureashtray]

basically my onetis is this girl i liked for 6 months in 10th grade, at one point i got tired of just waiting so i went up to her and asked for her instagram, suprisingly to me she gave it to me, after that we got to know eachother really well and i walked her home and whatnot, i have her location and everything now since weve known eachother for a while, she genuinely never goes outsides unless her parents r taking her somewhere, this made me attracted to her even more

I asked around my school, and everyone she knew and i knew told me that shes never had a boyfriend before, so now i start taking her seriously, keep in mind her parents are super strict and dont allow her to date or even speak to a boy, so imagine them finding out were dating.

Prior to all this 10 months have passed, i got ahold of 150 dollar bouqet of flowers that i was going to throw away anyway, so i decide to go with my boi to her house, when i got to her house 3 cars were parked outside and i could hear a lot of guests in the house, me being the high inhib blud when it comes to these things, instead of walking up to the door, dropping off the flowers, risk being seen and running away, i decided to go through the backyard from a different neighbors house, jump the fence, land face first and approach the door, i put down the flowers and right after that the door opens, as retarded as i am i have bad vision, i did NOT notice her father looking at me through the window OR as i scoped the house out for the past 30 minutes OR where i struggled climbing the fence

I absolutely shit my pants, as i heard this 6,3 boulder of a man start screaming at me, thanks to my quick thinking i decided to run away and climb the fence again, where this time after i climbed, i not only landed face first, but also tore my nice ami shirt on the tip of the fence,

8 hours have passed and she has not texted me back, or been online anywhere, either i will never be seeing her again, or hopefully i will be forced to meet her parents

Thanks to everyone reading give your thoughts and il update soon

Spoiler: Bois

@The Hatman @blinkers @KronionTheGreat @Stalker @hate

nigga you should have just been a man and met her dad

 

[Klassek]

nigga you should have just been a man and met her dad

i didn’t want to intrude directly so my plan was that after i left her flowers her parents would find out and want to meet me, not that her father would see me eat shit trying to climb the fence and then run away like a retard after he saw me

 

[hate]

Nigga at least ask her first

 

[Klassek]

Nigga at least ask her first

who needs her permission im THE man

 

[hate]

who needs her permission im THE man

yeah but shouldn't u have permission to deliver them if her dad is sinister and wants to rape u

 

[Klassek]

yeah but shouldn't u have permission to deliver them if her dad is sinister and wants to rape u

he can try but he won’t succeed, il get one of those african anti rape things

 

[hate]

he can try but he won’t succeed, il get one of those african anti rape things

African and anti rape in the same sentence

JFL

 

[Klassek]

African and anti rape in the same sentence

JFL

 

[cowmuncher26]

Most retarded shit I’ve read in a while

 

[Klassek]

Most retarded shit I’ve read in a while

fuck you too nigga

 

[Paul.jnxy]

basically my onetis is this girl i liked for 6 months in 10th grade, at one point i got tired of just waiting so i went up to her and asked for her instagram, suprisingly to me she gave it to me, after that we got to know eachother really well and i walked her home and whatnot, i have her location and everything now since weve known eachother for a while, she genuinely never goes outsides unless her parents r taking her somewhere, this made me attracted to her even more

I asked around my school, and everyone she knew and i knew told me that shes never had a boyfriend before, so now i start taking her seriously, keep in mind her parents are super strict and dont allow her to date or even speak to a boy, so imagine them finding out were dating.

Prior to all this 10 months have passed, i got ahold of 150 dollar bouqet of flowers that i was going to throw away anyway, so i decide to go with my boi to her house, when i got to her house 3 cars were parked outside and i could hear a lot of guests in the house, me being the high inhib blud when it comes to these things, instead of walking up to the door, dropping off the flowers, risk being seen and running away, i decided to go through the backyard from a different neighbors house, jump the fence, land face first and approach the door, i put down the flowers and right after that the door opens, as retarded as i am i have bad vision, i did NOT notice her father looking at me through the window OR as i scoped the house out for the past 30 minutes OR where i struggled climbing the fence

I absolutely shit my pants, as i heard this 6,3 boulder of a man start screaming at me, thanks to my quick thinking i decided to run away and climb the fence again, where this time after i climbed, i not only landed face first, but also tore my nice ami shirt on the tip of the fence,

8 hours have passed and she has not texted me back, or been online anywhere, either i will never be seeing her again, or hopefully i will be forced to meet her parents

Thanks to everyone reading give your thoughts and il update soon

Spoiler: Bois

@The Hatman @blinkers @KronionTheGreat @Stalker @hate

Had a stroke reading this

 

[Klassek]

Had a stroke reading this

as a fellow 5,9 mmtn boi was it that bad?

 

[Paul.jnxy]

as a fellow 5,9 mmtn boi was it that bad?

No. It was a good read. I read every molecule. You just need to play it off as a gentleman. If her parents like you eventually you automatically win. Also I’m sure the dad saw the flowers. Did you leave a note that it’s for her? He sure will see your efforts to buy that much money means you are there for the long game and actually love his daughter. Are you a good looking guy tho?

 

[nocajebudala]

did she reply yet

 

[Klassek]

No. It was a good read. I read every molecule. You just need to play it off as a gentleman. If her parents like you eventually you automatically win. Also I’m sure the dad saw the flowers. Did you leave a note that it’s for her? He sure will see your efforts to buy that much money means you are there for the long game and actually love his daughter. Are you a good looking guy tho?

thanks bhai, and no i did not leave a note for her i just figured they would figure it out because it was her favorite color of cloth and her favorite flowers as well, and about the good looking guy part i’d like to think so, i’ve never had any problem with pulling a mtbs in my life i’ve been slaying majority of my teen years

 

[Klassek]

did she reply yet

No bhai

 

[Paul.jnxy]

thanks bhai, and no i did not leave a note for her i just figured they would figure it out because it was her favorite color of cloth and her favorite flowers as well, and about the good looking guy part i’d like to think so, i’ve never had any problem with pulling a mtbs in my life i’ve been slaying majority of my teen years

Oh okay you are unc Status. That changes things. Well first of all, they will realise the effort and detail to attention you gave if they are not retarded. That’s amazing of you man mirin. I mean if you are good looking you probably won’t have a huge problem man.

 

[Klassek]

Oh okay you are unc Status. That changes things. Well first of all, they will realise the effort and detail to attention you gave if they are not retarded. That’s amazing of you man mirin. I mean if you are good looking you probably won’t have a huge problem man.

Nooo bro i’m 16 i just worded it wrong, teen years i meant from 14 up until now

 

[Paul.jnxy]

Nooo bro i’m 16 i just worded it wrong, teen years i meant from 14 up until now

Still mirin attention to detail. You are fucking amazing bro. If I ever get in touch with a women I love I hope to be like you

 

[Klassek]

Still mirin attention to detail. You are fucking amazing bro. If I ever get in touch with a women I love I hope to be like you

thank you so much bhai genuinely means a lot

if there’s ever anything i can help you with just let me know bhai

 

[Paul.jnxy]

thank you so much bhai genuinely means a lot

Not even a compliment. I’m just deadass. If you ever get married with her and live a happy life you will always remember this moment

if there’s ever anything i can help you with just let me know bhai

Bet. I’m just curious? Are you German?

 

[commander.is.ur.co]

basically my onetis is this girl i liked for 6 months in 10th grade, at one point i got tired of just waiting so i went up to her and asked for her instagram, suprisingly to me she gave it to me, after that we got to know eachother really well and i walked her home and whatnot, i have her location and everything now since weve known eachother for a while, she genuinely never goes outsides unless her parents r taking her somewhere, this made me attracted to her even more

I asked around my school, and everyone she knew and i knew told me that shes never had a boyfriend before, so now i start taking her seriously, keep in mind her parents are super strict and dont allow her to date or even speak to a boy, so imagine them finding out were dating.

Prior to all this 10 months have passed, i got ahold of 150 dollar bouqet of flowers that i was going to throw away anyway, so i decide to go with my boi to her house, when i got to her house 3 cars were parked outside and i could hear a lot of guests in the house, me being the high inhib blud when it comes to these things, instead of walking up to the door, dropping off the flowers, risk being seen and running away, i decided to go through the backyard from a different neighbors house, jump the fence, land face first and approach the door, i put down the flowers and right after that the door opens, as retarded as i am i have bad vision, i did NOT notice her father looking at me through the window OR as i scoped the house out for the past 30 minutes OR where i struggled climbing the fence

I absolutely shit my pants, as i heard this 6,3 boulder of a man start screaming at me, thanks to my quick thinking i decided to run away and climb the fence again, where this time after i climbed, i not only landed face first, but also tore my nice ami shirt on the tip of the fence,

8 hours have passed and she has not texted me back, or been online anywhere, either i will never be seeing her again, or hopefully i will be forced to meet her parents

Thanks to everyone reading give your thoughts and il update soon

Spoiler: Bois

@The Hatman @blinkers @KronionTheGreat @Stalker @hate

Pls tell me this is a tale