I BRUTALLY rejected some ugly, old, landwhale at work the other day

[supergoat972]

This obese, hispanic, short, landwhale in her 40s was talking how great the weather was the other day. I know she has a crush on me based on past experience. I said "yea, me and my girlfriend went running because the weather was so nice outside." I saw the landwhale go from a "natural" smile to a forced one and then she stopped talking, as I walked away.

I don't even have a girlfriend, but I bought it up to make her feel bad.

Feels good

This is roughly how she looks like:

 

[nel9d]

 

[supergoat972]

Bro. I swar to GOD this actually fucking happened. Could promise you.

 

[Veyn]

Top 10 things that never happend

 

[ascend.exe]

Bro. I swar to GOD this actually fucking happened. Could promise you.

how old and chopped are you that the only girls that hit on you are 40 years old. thats fucking sad, why u make her feel bad too.

wait nvm, i hate fat bitches, they chopped and ran thru always thinking they the shit.

 

[Orka // Tilikum]

This obese, hispanic, short, landwhale in her 40s was talking how great the weather was the other day. I know she has a crush on me based on past experience. I said "yea, me and my girlfriend went running because the weather was so nice outside." I saw the landwhale go from a "natural" smile to a forced one and then she stopped talking, as I walked away.

I don't even have a girlfriend, but I bought it up to make her feel bad.

Feels good

This is roughly how she looks like:
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nothing in this post seems fake i don't know what the others are talking about

like, yeah, if you work with somebody whos average/above average looking you can get a crush on them, and the rejection process is also pretty normal

funny thread too

 

[redeemthecard]

nothing in this post seems fake i don't know what the others are talking about

like, yeah, if you work with somebody whos average/above average looking you can get a crush on them, and the rejection process is also pretty normal

funny thread too

i find it hard to believe a 40 year old woman would ask out a (assuming) 20-25 year old man

could be real though, idk

 

[Orka // Tilikum]

i find it hard to believe a 40 year old woman would ask out a (assuming) 20-25 year old man

could be real though, idk

she never asked him out...?

 

[redeemthecard]

she never asked him out...?

oh im retarded, i only read the title and saw the picture

 

[supergoat972]

Top 10 things that never happend

If I were lying, then I would say that a hot girl asked me out but I rejected her.

No value in stating that I rejected a landwhale.

 

[supergoat972]

i find it hard to believe a 40 year old woman would ask out a (assuming) 20-25 year old man

could be real though, idk

The landwhales I work with are delusional bro

 

[supergoat972]

nothing in this post seems fake i don't know what the others are talking about

like, yeah, if you work with somebody whos average/above average looking you can get a crush on them, and the rejection process is also pretty normal

funny thread too

Thanks bro!