thekey
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This was back on the last day of school. My fuckass teacher decided to assign the final project presentation on the last day. I procrastinated, and didn't work on it at all.
When the last day came, I was screwed. I completely forgot about it and didn't work on it at all. I was shitting bricks. I was in my chair, sweating thinking about what i could do to get out of this.
Before I knew it, my Indian short foid ugly teacher called me up to present. I told her I forgot to bring the project, in reality, I didn't do it at all.
The project was to present the book assigned to the class, and talk about a bunch of different aspects of it, and then make a poster about the book. I didn't read 1 page, it was for sure over.
I had to fucking study all the presentations before me, and bullshit my way through the presentation. I would copy what someone else said, and alter that answer to include another thing someone else said. It went so fucking good, she was almost about to give me head after my bullshit presentation. I then finished the entire project at lunch, and then went back to school to hand it to her. I got a fucking A+.
This was probably my greatest achievement i have ever done in my entire life
Tldr: Super smart thekey bullshits his way through the final project and gets an a
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When the last day came, I was screwed. I completely forgot about it and didn't work on it at all. I was shitting bricks. I was in my chair, sweating thinking about what i could do to get out of this.
Before I knew it, my Indian short foid ugly teacher called me up to present. I told her I forgot to bring the project, in reality, I didn't do it at all.
The project was to present the book assigned to the class, and talk about a bunch of different aspects of it, and then make a poster about the book. I didn't read 1 page, it was for sure over.
I had to fucking study all the presentations before me, and bullshit my way through the presentation. I would copy what someone else said, and alter that answer to include another thing someone else said. It went so fucking good, she was almost about to give me head after my bullshit presentation. I then finished the entire project at lunch, and then went back to school to hand it to her. I got a fucking A+.
This was probably my greatest achievement i have ever done in my entire life
Tldr: Super smart thekey bullshits his way through the final project and gets an a
+
: beforehand I had read the IMDB page and in the trivia were all the differences between the book and film. So I kept my cool pretending not to know that he was trying to trick me and told it how it was in the book. Then I knew I was in the clear and I passed