I can teach you how to fix a curved penis

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

It takes 2 years on average but it worked for me

 

[The Homelander]

Can you do an in person consultation asking for a friend

 

[itaaK]

I thought that was a good thingg

 

[thugmaxxedwigga]

why 2 years??? i fixedine in like less than a few months how fucking bad is yo shit curved wtf

 

[Deleted member 114545]

Mine's got a slight curve

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

why 2 years??? i fixedine in like less than a few months how fucking bad is yo shit curved wtf

If you focus a lot then it can be a few months

 

[itaaK]

why 2 years??? i fixedine in like less than a few months how fucking bad is yo shit curved wtf

Like actually, my dad said girls like it and they like uncircumcised dicks too. Did my dad lie to me

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Like actually, my dad said girls like it and they like uncircumcised dicks too. Did my dad lie to me

Depends on which direction feller

 

[psychomandible]

why 2 years??? i fixedine in like less than a few months how fucking bad is yo shit curved wtf

How

 

[itaaK]

Depends on which direction feller

Fuck my dad, these girls he’s talking about are gay men and some prostitutes.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Where is the teaching part

I need this urgently. My cock makes a complete 90° right angle. (See bottom example )

And it's downwards, that's right, sometimes I poke my own ass with the tip when I sit down.

Yup, Yup. Go ahead laugh it up.

 

[Clark69]

bottom half curves to the right, and the top half curves to the left

is this possible to fix? legit might be taking a cm of length from me

 

[NORDEN SLAVORUM]

Where is the teaching part

I need this urgently. My cock makes a complete 90° right angle. (See bottom example )
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And it's downwards, that's right, sometimes I poke my own ass with the tip when I sit down.

Yup, Yup. Go ahead laugh it up.

Nah thats some indian shit I meant a right/left curve

 

[vevcred]

Isn't that good?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Nah thats some indian shit I meant a right/left curve

What!?

Why the hell would it work for that but not for vertical curves!

That's bullshit. You're gatekeeping because you think my fucked up cock is funny!

I'm a joke to you! Admit it!

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

bottom half curves to the right, and the top half curves to the left

is this possible to fix? legit might be taking a cm of length from me

A centimeter?

Bro thats a cock clog, can you even cum??

 

[thugmaxxedwigga]

How

my shi curved downwards so when i went to bed id point it upwards in my underwear so when i got hard during the night itd push it the opposite direction

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

my shi curved downwards so when i went to bed id point it upwards in my underwear so when i got hard during the night itd push it the opposite direction

Same I tuck up

 

[Deleted member 80562]

Isn’t curved up good?

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Isn’t curved up good?

Only if you're white

 

[Deleted member 114545]

bottom half curves to the right, and the top half curves to the left

is this possible to fix? legit might be taking a cm of length from me

zigzag dick no way

 

[psychomandible]

my shi curved downwards so when i went to bed id point it upwards in my underwear so when i got hard during the night itd push it the opposite direction

Fuck mine curves left

 

[thugmaxxedwigga]

Fuck mine curves left

then put it to the right

 

[psychomandible]

then put it to the right

Ik I was just stating my cock curve

 

[inceltriad78]

Is having a curve dick bad