I cannot tell when a girl likes me even if it's obvious

[whitecelcoper]

I'm so fucking clueless
At least 5 girls have told me "ohhh I used to like you"
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME
The thing that pisses me off is that their hints aren't even subtle and I still miss them
A girl told me she would suck me off and I thought she was joking so I laughed
Why can't girls just tell me that they like me
Being rejected hurts less than fumbling
@motionmantris @Jenson @Divineincel @shaneywaney69 @strongmtn

 

[jgrey080]

Girls don't even talk to me consider yourself better off

 

[horseman.]

Real

 

[whitecelcoper]

Girls don't even talk to me consider yourself better off

I would prefer that because now I'm a fakecel with no girlfriend which sucks

 

[jgrey080]

I would prefer that because now I'm a fakecel with no girlfriend which sucks

You have the chance to change that at the very least

 

[deadaverage]

Always talk to women by saying the most outrageous shit, they like it and they will reciprocate

 

[niggaboy0321]

I think a girl in my class likes me.

 

[whitecelcoper]

You have the chance to change that at the very least

My longest relationship was 1 month
I get dumped for being unhinged or cheating

 

[whitecelcoper]

Always talk to women by saying the most outrageous shit, they like it and they will reciprocate

I used to go up to women and say heil hitler and then ask for their instagrams
Surprisingly it worked twice

 

[whitecelcoper]

I think a girl in my class likes me.

Ask her out
Nothing to lose

 

[niggaboy0321]

Ask her out
Nothing to lose

She doesn't know I have a sub-human chest

 

[Jenson]

She doesn't know I have a sub-human chest

gotta be talking about pectus excavatum every guy with a subhuman chest has this

 

[niggaboy0321]

gotta be talking about pectus excavatum every guy with a subhuman chest has this

It ain't just that