i cant get any more pretentiousness please someone wake her up

juste

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its sad to see this acting really
 
Wait, wait, wait! It's the old guy?! What the fuck! Hes still munching your combat ration!
Hes wearing birkenstocks now and a hawaii shirt.
You are beyond confounded. And then he waves at you, farts a dry fart and then teleports.
You cry as you hear the howl of the approaching cyclone torpedos. As you cower in fetal position on the floor, shitting, pissing and crying at same time, the last thing you remember is the ceiling collapsing and crushing you like a bitch.
Ba baa baaa, you died lol.
THE END
 

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